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Fat Orcans in airport golf carts driven by Bushmen of Kalahari @ IAH
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Last: 3 yr ago by pdc093
Hate this place. Hate all of you.
Seriously, there are more freaking trolley's at IAH to transport fat bodies than there are aircraft.
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RAMF -
I fly a lot out of IAH. The cart is my sworn enemy. I think it should be geared to only go as fast as I walk.
I fly a lot out of IAH. The cart is my sworn enemy. I think it should be geared to only go as fast as I walk.
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I freaking love the cart. I get on those things even when I have a 3 hour layover.
Nothing funnier than watching Estelle Getty panic as Broseph W. Cartdriver runs up right behind her shouting "Coming through please!!!" That Golden Girl swivels to her 6, pees her depends, then dives right to avoid hip breakage. When that bitty sees me, Broseph and the well-sheeted Stanis in the cart (all perfectly ambulatory, mind you), her stolen joy is gold I tell you!
"When the sentence for a crime is not quickly carried out, the hearts of the people are filled with schemes to do wrong." -- Eccl. 8:11 (NIV)
"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them which we are missing." ~ Former Egyptian President Gamal Abdel Nasser
Nothing funnier than watching Estelle Getty panic as Broseph W. Cartdriver runs up right behind her shouting "Coming through please!!!" That Golden Girl swivels to her 6, pees her depends, then dives right to avoid hip breakage. When that bitty sees me, Broseph and the well-sheeted Stanis in the cart (all perfectly ambulatory, mind you), her stolen joy is gold I tell you!
"When the sentence for a crime is not quickly carried out, the hearts of the people are filled with schemes to do wrong." -- Eccl. 8:11 (NIV)
"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them which we are missing." ~ Former Egyptian President Gamal Abdel Nasser
Trickle...
It just dawned on me that I am flying through IAH on Friday.
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Oh no, we suck again?
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AG
Excellent observations!
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Well it ain't any worse then Wally World which has become ground zero for a gathering of the cart driving obese!
title win!
Just witnessed a bushman in DFW nearly take out a melliniel with ears covered with Dre beats. He could not hear the bushman's tribal screams of CART! CART!
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quote:quote:
while yielding a machete and making clicking noises is total BS
This thread remains one of the high points of the last few years of TA - which is somewhat akin to last season's football highlight video, but so be it.
It's funny because it's true.
I was inspired to find this thread by the scrabble one.
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I remember this thread having more posts. Wtf happened?
Are there any slender orcans?
wtb!
Just glad I got to see this post
Disdain for obese citizens and nativism in one thread. Awesome.
* bump *
Wow. Just fantastic.
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Fatso with travel scrabble always makes me things of this thread too. RAMF was a treasure.
RAMF's posts were ALWAYS epic.
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