N.A.O. or Nuclear Assault Offense

Nothing has ever been named so poorly. Why, well first off something that is Nuclear would destroy quickly and all at one time. The Florida Gator fun n gun offense would qualify. Tech on the other hand is a penny and nickel attack that requires hundreds if not thousands of attempts to work (if it does work). So I move to change the name to

P.A.B.B.G.O.

or the P!ss Ant bb gun offense

Discuss

Obviously Madman has never seen Heismanbury in action. Check out his highlight reel for a preview of N.A.O. destruction:

www.kliffkingsbury.com



N.A.O.
CODE RED
seek shelter...

the obsession continues...

F.H.O.

Future Homeless offense.....Any QB who runs it in college won't be a good NFL QB. (Also applies to Nebraska's offense)

R.B.D

Running Back Destroyer offense.....Any decent RB has zero chance of getting himself noticed or prepared for the NFL in this offense

I.W.B.O.M.C.G.L.O.A.P.O.B.I.M.K.R.A.B.S

the I Will Be On Magazine Covers Getting Laid Out And Picked Off But I Met Kidd Rock And Britney Spears offense......An offense where you are humiliated in the sports world, but you get to meet some rich no talent ass clowns.

What time do Hypsebury and his Self Destruct Offense tee it up against the poisonous nuts? What channel is covering?

how about the "P-10.6-P-A" offense...
that is the point average against OU, UT and aTm offense... "Pathetic 10.6 Point Average" Offense...

The No-talent Assclown Offense is simply a rehashing of Mouse Davis' Portland State offense from 30-40 years ago. When Couch came out of Kentucky the NFL pundits called the offense "stone age", as had been gone for years from the NFL with the last proponent of it having been June Jones at Atlanta. It usually does okay for a few years and then totally peters out as defenses adjust their personnel to defend it specifically.

It is a gimmick, stop gap measure for schools that suck to try and gather some measure of respectability as quickly as possible. Nothing more.

The nice thing about naming your offense with an acronym is that you can change the words as needed in the future.

i.e.
NAO - Nuclear Attack Offense
NAO - Numerous Attepts Offense
NAO - Non Aggresive Offense
NAO - No Actual Offense (We had that last year)

I also like Hype-powered offense.

LoudestWHOOP! '89

I love the smell of cannon smoke at Kyle Field on a Saturday!

[This message has been edited by LoudestWHOOP! (edited 8/21/2002 2:41p).]

Aggie Spirit,

The Aggies can feed their obsession by tuning in to their local ABC affiliate at 1:30 Central...

Brent Musburger is not calling the game, so that's a downer... I wanted to hear him refer to Heismanbury as "The King" ala "The Major"...



N.A.O.
CODE RED
seek shelter...

the obsession continues...

If it were truly nuclear (or NUKE-LAR) as pronounced by TTechsters wouldn't it destroy everything, including the offense within a large radius? Thusrendering everything beneath the mushroom-shaped dust cloud as barren as that stretch of dirt some call a city?

Just kidding! Personally whatever motivates them, more power to 'em. Hell Leach may even have to eat a worm, likely to be found at the bottom of his pregame tequila.

I take more offense to FSU's "Let's Roll"... motivational yes, but to trivialize it by attaching that to a football game is wrong IMO.

After the announcers see all of those three yard outs that Queensbury throws the media will probably start calling technological's offense the "Three and Out Offense".

agroids making fun of a GOOD offense. HA!

Queensbury

very funny.

Heard a lot of mooseburger while watching the LLWS semis last night. Reminded me of why I turn the sound off while watching football.

'tis a pity he won't be in Columbus, he and ttu deserve each other.

No, let me retract that. Mooseburger deserves better...

little 12...why watch a blank screen? Your guy wasn't even mentioned as one of the six QB's with a chance at the Heisman in a recent College preview program, and barely got one during the Big XII segment.
He's a legend in his own mind. Or yours...

[This message has been edited by flaggie (edited 8/22/2002 7:55a).]