Realtor wife's story last night OVER dinner:

Backstory: New client, mid 70ish female. Husband walked out 2 months ago and told her to sell the house. She's been a housewife her whole life and is pretty helpless about how to go about selling house. Wife is spending ALL of her time helping pack, making suggestions on repairs (house is 35 years old and never updated). 30ish daughter and "boyfriend" live upstairs. Both work part time and are worthless.

Story: Client was able to get freeloaders out of house. ( I am really surprised it happened so easily) Wife and client cleaning out closet. Daughter's cat has ruined carpet in bedroom. No big deal as all carpet needs to be replaced. Dragging stuff out of closet and find a large white mat with a pentagram in the middle. Then it turns out daughter had TWO cats. The second one is in a jar in the back of the closet. I'm not talking about a cremated animal in an urn. It's A WHOLE F*****G CAT IN SOME KIND OF LIQUID IN A LARGE JAR!

I've been an ER Nurse for 15 years. This is the first time my wife's dinner story has topped mine.

edit to change pentastar to pentagram

Better than a dead cat, not in a jar?

And some people say realtors don't deserve 3%.

In this case I think your wife will earn every penny of that commission and will need another dozen sales to make up for it!

By pentastar you mean pentagram? Like devil worship stuff?

Yes, pentagram. I'm a dumbass

malenurse said:

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Yes, pentagram. I'm a dumbass

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I think pentastar was a crappy Chrysler motor

We'll, I used to sell Dodges, so there you go.

Seems like divorce isn't that uncommon for even the elderly, such a sad thing. Hope she ends up well supported!

Also, what'd they do with the dead cat??

I didn't ask.

I don't want to know.

I read this story twice.

Enjoyed it both times.

People be crazy.