I am pleased to announced a new ETF to hit the market, the jm94 Bear! To quote from its summary prospectus:
Based on my track record, I can pretty much guarantee you'll all become wealthy from this. Sign up today!
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This ETF seeks a return that is inversely proportional to the return generated by jm94's every day stock trades, including options plays. When he buys a stock, this fund shall short it in equal shares. When he buys a put, this fund shall buy an equal call. And so on.
Based on my track record, I can pretty much guarantee you'll all become wealthy from this. Sign up today!
