***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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The Porkchop Express said:

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BTW, found out yesterday that Twitter legend Ben Dubose no longer covers the Astros because he got banned from the clubhouse.

If you want to see some glorious tears, check out his feed from our game. He went to Mizzou and repeats the phrase "losing 21 points to cheating" throughout a long rant.
Any idea what he did to get banned from the Astros clubhouse?
I was told the players weren't so cool with his long anti-Astro twitter rants. When subbing for another writer one game, he was confronted by a player (I really don't know who) in the clubhouse and went deer in the headlights.

Whoever the Astros media liason person was witnessed it, asked the player about it, got confirmation from several other players, and that's all she wrote.




Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Beat40 said:

The Porkchop Express said:

BTW, found out yesterday that Twitter legend Ben Dubose no longer covers the Astros because he got banned from the clubhouse.

If you want to see some glorious tears, check out his feed from our game. He went to Mizzou and repeats the phrase "losing 21 points to cheating" throughout a long rant.
Any idea what he did to get banned from the Astros clubhouse?
I was told the players weren't so cool with his long anti-Astro twitter rants. When subbing for another writer one game, he was confronted by a player (I really don't know who) in the clubhouse and went deer in the headlights.

Whoever the Astros media liason person was witnessed it, asked the player about it, got confirmation from several other players, and that's all she wrote.




He's the epitome of the kid who was always picked last in gym class so he becomes a sportswriter to be super critical and edgy in his takes on athletes as a means of revenge.
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1876er said:

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Would like to see Royals over Yankees to showcase that Witt should be the clear cut AL MVP even though we all know the media is on Judge's jock 24/7.

Be like the year they gave it to Robinson over Hakeem, or basically every year anyone but Jordan won it and then he whipped them in the Finals - Malone, Barkley.
It doesn't seem that clear cut to me. Judge has a higher slugging %, higher OBP, higher OPS, more RBIs, way more HRs, higher WAR. Witt has a higher batting average
Kind of left a few things out there?

Witt also had more runs (2nd in the league)
More hits (led both leagues)
Didn't just have a higher average, he led the majors in average.
More doubles (2nd in the majors)
More triples (3rd in the majors )
Finished 18 total bases behind Judge, who hit 58 HR to Witt's 32.
Struck out 65 fewer times in 77 more plate appearance .than Judge
Stole more bases (31 for a 30-30 season).
Finished 6th in the majors in fielding percentage at the toughest position
Finished 6th in the majors in double plays turned

Take away Judge and the Yankees are still in the playoffs. Take away Witt and the Royals aren't even close.
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I was always taught if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

Therefore I'm not going to say anything at all about Ben DuBose.
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texasaggie2015 said:

I was always taught if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

Therefore I'm not going to say anything at all about Ben DuBose.
And I was taught to call people on their BS and if they're a ******** then truth hurts
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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The Porkchop Express said:

1876er said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Would like to see Royals over Yankees to showcase that Witt should be the clear cut AL MVP even though we all know the media is on Judge's jock 24/7.

Be like the year they gave it to Robinson over Hakeem, or basically every year anyone but Jordan won it and then he whipped them in the Finals - Malone, Barkley.
It doesn't seem that clear cut to me. Judge has a higher slugging %, higher OBP, higher OPS, more RBIs, way more HRs, higher WAR. Witt has a higher batting average
Kind of left a few things out there?

Witt also had more runs (2nd in the league)
More hits (led both leagues)
Didn't just have a higher average, he led the majors in average.
More doubles (2nd in the majors)
More triples (3rd in the majors )
Finished 18 total bases behind Judge, who hit 58 HR to Witt's 32.
Struck out 65 fewer times in 77 more plate appearance .than Judge
Stole more bases (31 for a 30-30 season).
Finished 6th in the majors in fielding percentage at the toughest position
Finished 6th in the majors in double plays turned

Take away Judge and the Yankees are still in the playoffs. Take away Witt and the Royals aren't even close.
So, I am with you until the end. While I hate on Judge for getting to hit to that short porch and power alley in RF with that jet stream in RF, I am not so sure they make the playoffs without him.

The first team out was Seattle 9 games back. Replace Judge with Jake Meyers. I'll wager that Judge is worth those 9 games over Jake. The Yankees certainly dont finish in 1st over Baltimore.
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Ben blocked me a few years ago because I called him sensitive. I see nothing has changed...
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gerken10 said:

Ben blocked me a few years ago because I called him sensitive. I see nothing has changed...
I've never heard of this Ben guy until today. Just did a quick google search, and judging by his pictures he does look very sensitive. Looks like a dweeb
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Mathguy64 said:

The Porkchop Express said:

1876er said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Would like to see Royals over Yankees to showcase that Witt should be the clear cut AL MVP even though we all know the media is on Judge's jock 24/7.

Be like the year they gave it to Robinson over Hakeem, or basically every year anyone but Jordan won it and then he whipped them in the Finals - Malone, Barkley.
It doesn't seem that clear cut to me. Judge has a higher slugging %, higher OBP, higher OPS, more RBIs, way more HRs, higher WAR. Witt has a higher batting average
Kind of left a few things out there?

Witt also had more runs (2nd in the league)
More hits (led both leagues)
Didn't just have a higher average, he led the majors in average.
More doubles (2nd in the majors)
More triples (3rd in the majors )
Finished 18 total bases behind Judge, who hit 58 HR to Witt's 32.
Struck out 65 fewer times in 77 more plate appearance .than Judge
Stole more bases (31 for a 30-30 season).
Finished 6th in the majors in fielding percentage at the toughest position
Finished 6th in the majors in double plays turned

Take away Judge and the Yankees are still in the playoffs. Take away Witt and the Royals aren't even close.
So, I am with you until the end. While I hate on Judge for getting to hit to that short porch and power alley in RF with that jet stream in RF, I am not so sure they make the playoffs without him.

The first team out was Seattle 9 games back. Replace Judge with Jake Meyers. I'll wager that Judge is worth those 9 games over Jake. The Yankees certainly dont finish in 1st over Baltimore.
Judge was only what, .010 behind Witt in average? It's not like he's Joey Gallo at the plate. He was on base almost 50 times more than Witt, in addition to having more XBH and more RBI.

Witt had a phenomenal season and his 171 OPS+ is solidly in the top 500 seasons in the history of MLB. Judge's 223 is in the top 30 all-time, and the highest non-Bonds OPS+ since Ted Williams in 1957, almost 70 years ago.
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Interesting info on Bregman.

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Who is Taylor's agent?
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gerken10 said:

Ben blocked me a few years ago because I called him sensitive. I see nothing has changed...
i worked with him in a non-sports job a while back. THere were 2 other young MIzzou grads (25 or under) in the office, and 2012 was the year their basketball team was hot ****, won the BIg 12 tourney and was a #2 seed in the tournament.

That led to them losing in the first round of March Madness to 15th seeded Norfolk State during the work day. Watching the 2 MIzzou guys (the girl was OK) have angry meltdowns while they were supposed to be working was really great.

One of my favorite coworkers ever, who I talked baseball with daily for 3+ years, kept saying "Hey guys, score update?" even though he had ESPN open; he was doing it solely to piss them off.

Another guy who didn't like sports at all but thought the whole thing was hilarious wound up buying a Norfolk State ballcap, getting it express shipped ,and putting it on BD's desk the following Monday morning.

His response was eerily similar to when JIm Halpert puts Andy Bernard's stapler in Jello. VERY LOUD VERY QUICKLY demanding to know who had put it there.



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Sportrac does not have an agent listed for Scott. I cannot find one.
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The Porkchop Express said:

gerken10 said:

Ben blocked me a few years ago because I called him sensitive. I see nothing has changed...

His response was eerily similar to when JIm Halpert puts Andy Bernard's stapler in Jello. VERY LOUD VERY QUICKLY demanding to know who had put it there.




Are you sure it wasn't Dwight's stapler?
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agproducer said:

The Porkchop Express said:

gerken10 said:

Ben blocked me a few years ago because I called him sensitive. I see nothing has changed...

His response was eerily similar to when JIm Halpert puts Andy Bernard's stapler in Jello. VERY LOUD VERY QUICKLY demanding to know who had put it there.




Are you sure it wasn't Dwight's stapler?
HE does it to Andy when he moves to Stamford for a while and dates that G.I.'s daughter. The bit is one of my favorite parts where JIm's smugness goes bad and he looks like an idiot. Also the episode where they play Call of Duty.
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Looks like the Mets clutch hitters came to, well....clutch hit.
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Looks like the Phils and Mets get the joy of the guy the Astros had a home and 3B
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I can't stand the Phillies. I hope their hearts get ripped out again. Biggest collection of dbags I've ever seen assembled on a single team. Yes, even more than the 2017 dodgers although Pederson may count for 3 by himself.
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They are a collection of literal dirtbags. Every time I see a Philly fielder I wonder when was the last time they took a shower.
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JDUB08AG said:

I can't stand the Phillies. I hope their hearts get ripped out again. Biggest collection of dbags I've ever seen assembled on a single team. Yes, even more than the 2017 dodgers although Pederson may count for 3 by himself.
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Does Castellanos still pull on his jersey when he catches fly balls? That was so cool.
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It's gonna be Mets-Padres and Tigers-Royals for CS series. Book it
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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All I do is Nguyen said:

It's gonna be Mets-Padres and Tigers-Royals for CS series. Book it
As you have written, so let it come to pass.
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Watching alvarado pitch


Sweet memories
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gambochaman said:

Watching alvarado pitch


Sweet memories


This game has been turned upside down!!!!
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That call will NEVER get old
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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Never


And then watching maton pitch and stanek warming up

Bizarro world
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No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
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Stanek is pumped up. Nice 9th to close out the game..
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Now it's the Padres turn, let's go.

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Yeah. That was kinda like Pujols hitting that moonshot off of Lidge.
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so many demons were exorcised with that home run
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Padres going in dry on buehler and the doyers...

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Agree you love to see it but this is his fielding ****ting the bed.
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Padres are winning the World Series this year
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