***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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The Porkchop Express said:

Beau Holder said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Dusty Baker wants to know when his apologies are coming for saying he's the dumbest manager ever.

He unironically still is.
What does unironically mean?

Not a joke and not even posted ironically. Dusty was a dumb stubborn arrogant dinosaur who probably cost a ring last year but at the least only got carried to one in the end and has no one to blame most principally but himself.
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I've seen alot of dumb **** in my life, but this move by Espada is up there.
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W said:

so in the end...the pitching staff held the Tigers to 3 runs in game 1

that's not terrible


Not good enough when the Cy Young is pitching for the other guys.
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Hinch hinching

Holden has been way more consistent than Foley, even if Foley is the technical closer
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f1ghtintexasaggie said:

W said:

so in the end...the pitching staff held the Tigers to 3 runs in game 1

that's not terrible


Not good enough when the Triple Crown winning Cy Young is pitching for the other guys.
FIFY
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first man on
The Porkchop Express
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Beau Holder said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Beau Holder said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Dusty Baker wants to know when his apologies are coming for saying he's the dumbest manager ever.

He unironically still is.
What does unironically mean?

Not a joke and not even posted ironically. Dusty was a dumb stubborn arrogant dinosaur who probably cost a ring last year but at the least only got carried to one in the end and has no one to blame most principally but himself.
So couldn't you just say "He still is"?

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Yordan doubles
f1ghtintexasaggie
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We're still alive, boys!
Beau Holder
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The Porkchop Express said:

Beau Holder said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Beau Holder said:

The Porkchop Express said:

Dusty Baker wants to know when his apologies are coming for saying he's the dumbest manager ever.

He unironically still is.
What does unironically mean?

Not a joke and not even posted ironically. Dusty was a dumb stubborn arrogant dinosaur who probably cost a ring last year but at the least only got carried to one in the end and has no one to blame most principally but himself.
So couldn't you just say "He still is"?



He still is.
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At least Alvarez cares
agproducer
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Breggy has been close. Time to get one.
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Tying run coming to the plate
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infield single for Bregman
The Porkchop Express
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I've been so quiet watching the game that when I yelled "Run, Yordan!" our border collie (whose name is not Yordan) came sprinting across the room and did a flying leap onto me.
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Go! Go! Go! C'mon, boys!
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Beau Holder said:

Beat40 said:

Beau Holder said:

Wabs said:

What in the literal **** are we doing?

Being a mediocre team that doesn't adjust like they've been all year.

Tigers are too hot to just hand it to us and this 2024 team doesn't ever once take it.
Maybe they should be swinging at those 1st pitch fastballs down the middle of the plate, huh?

Or is it dumb offense to swing at fastballs down the middle?

Does your shtick get any more amusing when they actually prove you right? Hard to know since we never see it, but maybe this ninth inning.
Ok, look, I'm going to level with you. I'd like them to work counts and get pitch counts up. That's my preference. But at least I understand the theory of what they're doing.

And as far as the research I've done, it's about half and half the teams in the post season who swing earlier in the AB. So, the Astros are not alone.

You have a shtick too - and that shtick is to continue to post while it's negative while beating the same drum Quite often it comes off as you're almost hoping they lose so you're right. Your postmortem post being an example.

So, yeah, I'm being passive aggressive while asking you if they should swing at first pitch fastballs down the middle of the plate because if those resulted in outs, you'd be banging the same drum even though it's a damn fastball down the middle.

I'll stop engaging on those posts going forward.

Also, to put this to bed, I know you want the Astros to win. Let's hope they win today and then again tomorrow.
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Yainer must find the Crawfords
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So critical there that Yordan got a double.
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Alright we just need to tie it
Wabs
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Oh boy
RED AG 98
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Patient Breggy in a big spot. Love the extra pressure he puts on the pitcher (even if not to his own past levels). Wish we had a few more that did as well.

We cooking.
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Yainer time.
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Diaz walk

Pena walk off homer
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The Porkchop Express said:

I've been so quiet watching the game that when I yelled "Run, Yordan!" our border collie (whose name is not Yordan) came sprinting across the room and did a flying leap onto me.
Wife and I had a Border collie a few years ago, they're so energetic and spastic I'm not surprised at the dogs reaction
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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I'm venting because I'm frustrated. I want the same thing you do. I just don't pick a person or a side as a foil to make my point. It's pretty basic.

But I appreciate the spirit of the rest of what you said. I hope this is thy time the actually come through.

Of course as I am posting this, Yainer is working on the newest worst AB ever.
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totally overmatched. At least it wasn't a double play.
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Terrible Diaz!!!
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foul ball not a foul tip

Yainer gets another swing
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Free swinging Yainer watches 2 straight fastballs down the **** and then waves at a slider 11 feet off the plate
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Shout that was close.
RED AG 98
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just an attrocious AB from Yainer
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Terrible AB by Diaz
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If Yanier gets a hit, we caught a break there.
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Yainer singles

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