***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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4:05p, 9/23/24
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They need an MRI to determine where the amputation line should be. They have to cut it off before gangrene sets in.
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4:44p, 9/23/24
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Give him some Indomethacin and he will be good
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 4:48p, 9/23/24
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EastCoastAgNc said:

oh no...not the MRI...


I have an ominous feeling about this. A meniscus tear would keep him out of the postseason.
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4:56p, 9/23/24
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"Astros dodged a bullet" - Sparky this morning

"He needs an MRI" - Astros this afternoon

By tomorrow it'll be"he slept on it wrong, will be day to day"

Then it'll be "he's out until spring training 2026"
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In reply to tjack16 • 5:52p, 9/23/24
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You'd think we've heard this song and dance before…..
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6:03p, 9/23/24
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Well they said he was having an MRI at 3 and there has been silence since…… that's always a good thing right……
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In reply to Wildmen06 • 6:11p, 9/23/24
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opposite you'd think
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In reply to Wildmen06 • 6:18p, 9/23/24
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Wildmen06 said:
Well they said he was having an MRI at 3 and there has been silence since…… that's always a good thing right……


You really expected to hear something one way of the other just 3 hours after the MRI with division clinching game in an hour?

C'mon now
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In reply to OKCAg2002 • 6:26p, 9/23/24
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I had a tear for 10 years and played Rec basketball at 42. He's 20 something and gets millions, his ass better play. But given it's the Astros he may be dead and they are saying inflamed knee.
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6:37p, 9/23/24
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Man the playoffs haven't even started and the randos are already coming with the hot takes.
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6:48p, 9/23/24
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I'm already drinking in anticipation of the game.

Let's do this. We need tits.

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6:50p, 9/23/24
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I really hope the Tigers don't make the playoffs as the 3rd WC. With their pitching, might as well sneak into the 2 seed.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 6:54p, 9/23/24
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Mathguy64 said:
I'm already drinking in anticipation of the game.

Let's do this. We need tits.

Dont put this girl in the dug out as the bat girl, it will cause problems
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6:55p, 9/23/24
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This one put some doctor's kids through college. Worth every penny. Let's do this.

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6:58p, 9/23/24
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BTFO SEATTLE

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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:02p, 9/23/24
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Mathguy64 said:
This one put some doctor's kids through college. Worth every penny. Let's do this.



Paige is natural my guy
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 7:02p, 9/23/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
Faustus said:
All I do is Nguyen said:
Kinda sad really

I thought reminding the fans that their team was poached from Kansas City (which itself poached the team from Philadelphia) before being lured to Vegas was a nice touch.
How's he going to diss the Bash Brothers in that letter, bro?







Whoa, I haven't had that much to drink yet

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7:10p, 9/23/24
This intro on Space City Network is awesome!
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7:11p, 9/23/24
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here we go
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7:15p, 9/23/24
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GIDP
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7:15p, 9/23/24
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Framber Special a day early
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Frambler Special for Diesel!
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7:16p, 9/23/24
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HB K. Nice.
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7:19p, 9/23/24
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Flutter glove
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7:21p, 9/23/24
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In reply to BadAggie • 7:21p, 9/23/24
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BadAggie said:


Username doesn't fit. You're a great Aggie.
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7:22p, 9/23/24
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Crossed eyes and tatas. It's a target rich environment.

Let's go guys. Blow the semen out.

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7:26p, 9/23/24
"The word "nurse" comes from the Latin word nutrire, which means "to suckle""
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 7:27p, 9/23/24
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Twisted Helix said:
"The word "nurse" comes from the Latin word nutrire, which means "to suckle""


I mean, I would let her check my prostate.
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7:32p, 9/23/24
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HB going classic JV. High cheese for the K
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