***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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7:43p, 8/2/24
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Can Kikuchi get a single with a guy on second? Because he's not winning any games with 0 runs behind him.

Two singles and then back-to-back-to-back Ks ending on a bat flying is so 2024 Astros that all you can do is laugh.
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7:43p, 8/2/24
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An Astro reaching second with no outs is death for this offense. Absolute futility.
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7:44p, 8/2/24
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Real competitive AB Caratini… swinging at the back foot slider 2-1.
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7:44p, 8/2/24
K with style. Two on no outs. Woof.
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In reply to BCEDAg • 7:44p, 8/2/24
No. Crane & Brown need to be right behind home plate duct-taped together and to their seats. Make them watch and see what the rest of us see.
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7:44p, 8/2/24
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7:44p, 8/2/24
This offense continues to live and die with the homerun.
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In reply to W • 7:45p, 8/2/24
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W said:
Singleton down to .658 OPS in the 6-hole

woof
He turned into a pumpkin but it's better than Abreu. We really need more production from 1B but even Dubon has started sucking
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7:45p, 8/2/24
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Tucker can't get back soon enough .. take one of these horrible bats off the field ..

Let Dooby play first some more
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In reply to cc10106 • 7:46p, 8/2/24
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cc10106 said:
This offense continues to live and die with the homerun.

That's why this is a .500 team. Because they don't hit them anymore.
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7:46p, 8/2/24
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Tucker is two months out of this lineup, but only one homer from the team lead. No one is driving the ball.
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In reply to W • 7:47p, 8/2/24
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W said:
I noticed that too

didn't know that high school was a baseball factory

It wasn't. Zero pro athletes until now from entire school. They all joined up together on that baseball team in like 2014 year after I left and then I think it kept going after.
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7:48p, 8/2/24
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Kikuchi back on track for 6 innings

44 pitches thru 3
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7:49p, 8/2/24
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A Juicebox special had the entire thread melting down.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 7:50p, 8/2/24
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My meltdowns are saved for this dog**** punchless offense.
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7:54p, 8/2/24
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infield single for Bregman

the August resurgence has begun
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7:54p, 8/2/24
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This coochie guy sucks
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7:55p, 8/2/24
Be nice if Yordan could be Yordan here.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 7:56p, 8/2/24
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Twisted Helix said:
Be nice if Yordan could be Yordan here.


Nope. 4 for 24 this home stand.
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7:56p, 8/2/24
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Watching this team hit makes me want a bat to my own skull. But by someone from another team, because ours might not even knock me out.
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 7:59p, 8/2/24
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Farmer1906 said:
A Juicebox special had the entire thread melting down.


Too bad the guys who play 81 games here a year can't get some of those so-called specials.
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8:01p, 8/2/24
Hairy start, but the Cooch is running smooth now.
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8:02p, 8/2/24
Does Kikuchi grab his peepee after every pitch.
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In reply to fullback44 • 8:02p, 8/2/24
fullback44 said:
Kuchi is warming up


Needed a fluffer
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8:03p, 8/2/24
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Can we get some GD offense please?
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8:03p, 8/2/24
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This Kuchi is smooth.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 8:03p, 8/2/24
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Twisted Helix said:
Does Kikuchi grab his peepee after every pitch.

He hides the sticky stuff in his kuchi
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8:04p, 8/2/24
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7 K's for Kikuchi

on track for 6 innings
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8:06p, 8/2/24
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Yainer walks
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In reply to Marvin • 8:07p, 8/2/24
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Marvin said:
Farmer1906 said:
A Juicebox special had the entire thread melting down.


Too bad the guys who play 81 games here a year can't get some of those so-called specials.


If only we had a lot of right handed hitters that could pull the ball 320 feet
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8:07p, 8/2/24
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Pena doubles
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8:08p, 8/2/24
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need something from big Jon
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8:08p, 8/2/24
We have got to plate runs here.
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8:08p, 8/2/24
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Runners on second and third with no outs? We're screwed
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