Marvin said:
This team would drive me to drinking if I weren't already too drunk to drink more.
***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]
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Just poor, poor baseball
Stros lose again on another quality road start.
Worst team in baseball at the moment
Worst team in baseball at the moment
Astros lose in classic fashion
Heads need to start rolling
Heads need to start rolling
Another craptatic night for the Stros
Pitching and hitting never do their jobs on the same night. We are the least clutch team in all sports right now.
Pitching and hitting never do their jobs on the same night. We are the least clutch team in all sports right now.
Seattle had 4 hits tonight
4 for 32 at the plate
and got the win
4 for 32 at the plate
and got the win
**** this team. Hope they lose the rest
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
MAGA
MAGA
Great job, Joe Espada. Just an awesome freaking managerial job in the top of the 10th inning.
#braintrust
#braintrust
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
Manfred-ball strikes again.
Of course some teams seem to get it.
Of course some teams seem to get it.
**** YOU JOE. **** YOU ABREU. **** YOU DANA.
$10,000 to th3 media member who a s KS, Why can't you guys bunt?
Well this team gave me a little hope for a bit there… but it's all gone. They are toast.
Glad they finally broke me yesterday and I didn't waste the time tonight. Hope they lose enough to get a good 2025 pick and lead to some cleaning house.
If I were JV I'd be tearing the clubhouse up after this game.
goodnightThe Astros are 8-1 against the A's and Rockies in 2024 and 16-31 against everyone else
— Adam Spolane (@AdamSpolane) May 30, 2024
I would sure like to hear from Crane, have him address field and front office management.
Have only scored a run in 7 of the last 67 innings. Scoring in <1 inning per game
We need to move the franchise to Mexico City
It cannot be a coincidence that the moment we call up Abreu we play like ass again! He is a cancer to the team for whatever reason, and just brings everyone down with him
Last 8 years have been a blast. Should have won more than 2. This team is cooked
Forcing myself to take a week-long Astros cleanse. No watching, no looking at the thread here, just check the score the day after. I need peace, this does not bring me peace
Yeah it's looking like this season is a wash gents. Unless we fire out hitting coach, only allowing two runs is very winnable
There's not a single player or coach in that clubhouse that cares enough to say something to try to fire up this team. Not even JV . This is the least energetic/interested team I've ever seenEastCoastAgNc said:
If I were JV I'd be tearing the clubhouse up after this game.
yep, this is a bad baseball teamlinkdude said:goodnightThe Astros are 8-1 against the A's and Rockies in 2024 and 16-31 against everyone else
— Adam Spolane (@AdamSpolane) May 30, 2024
only beats the tomato cans
(except the series vs. the Guardians)
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Congrats to whoever is running the ****ing extra innings analytics for this franchise. Congrats to all the limp dick ****ers on this team who managed to cower away from opportunities to defend their reputation and get back into the playoff hunt. Unbelievable.
Frustrating part is we could've won all three of these.
I almost rather get bent over and taken to the wood shed.
I almost rather get bent over and taken to the wood shed.
Two one-run losses and a two-run loss, against a team you knew you had to have at least a split.
This is on the players.
This is on Espada.
This is on Brown and whatever bull**** desk they made to bring Abreu back this series.
Whatever momentum we had, inserting Abreu back in the lineup this series screwed it.
****ing pathetic.
Lifeless.
This is on the players.
This is on Espada.
This is on Brown and whatever bull**** desk they made to bring Abreu back this series.
Whatever momentum we had, inserting Abreu back in the lineup this series screwed it.
****ing pathetic.
Lifeless.
Amateur manager, yessir GM, and an owner who thinks he is a better Jerry Jones.
Just drive a stake in this team and don't bother to give us fleeting hope of a return.
Just drive a stake in this team and don't bother to give us fleeting hope of a return.
I love Texas Aggie sports, but I love Texas A&M more.
This coaching staff is so lost and I can't believe they're still in-tact…it's absolutely unreal!
Espada and his crew feel like they're trying to slide into the Bo Porter/Jimy Williams tier of Astros' managers.
Although, scratch that, at least those guys made it through a whole season.
Espada and his crew feel like they're trying to slide into the Bo Porter/Jimy Williams tier of Astros' managers.
Although, scratch that, at least those guys made it through a whole season.
Well they've already locked up an immortal legacy: the team that crashed an AL dynasty into the ground. What's left to play for?
Pathetic showing
Astros fall to 14-13 in May
only 10-17 on the road
8-17 in America
only 10-17 on the road
8-17 in America
wangus12 said:
Last 8 years have been a blast. Should have won more than 2. This team is cooked
Yup
2019 and 2023 should have been 2 more before this inevitably ended.
Win one freaking home game out of two chances in either of those season ending series and we have more championships
It's hard to see us doing anything other than a complete rebuild at this point
Aggie8587 said:There's not a single player or coach in that clubhouse that cares enough to say something to try to fire up this team. Not even JV . This is the least energetic/interested team I've ever seenEastCoastAgNc said:
If I were JV I'd be tearing the clubhouse up after this game.
We need to instantly DFA Abreu
Bregman gets spot starts as a platoon. Bats 9th.
Trade Chas.
Bring up Joey. Let Dubon/Joey start and let the kids try and energize this ballclub again.
Cannot stand watching low T low energy Bregman look like a complete c...uck every single night at the plate
That top of the 10th was just so absolutely brutal then we get to watch Seattle win it without getting a hit.
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