***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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Twisted Helix
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You don't have to run into him Doobie, make him throw around you.
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JABQ04 said:

My boy Kessinger gonna come through.
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tjack16 said:

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Don't give me false hope here


And immediately vanquished with a double play


We have multiple players who shouldn't be anywhere near the majors that would be more productive than Kessinger. I'm not sure he could hit for .250 on a college roster.
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AggiEE said:

Don't blame Espada. Blame Crane.

There were clear faults last year that were known. Hunter Brown sucked. JP France was lucky early and lost, or teams figured him out, later on. Framber is a headcase.

We let multiple relievers leave and only signed one guy, who will never play because we lack the depth to lead games. We didn't address our starting pitching depth for a one year deal with an ace because *reasons* (ego)

He was counting on Hunter Brown, Framber, JP France, and everyone else to stay healthy AND decent until McCullers and Garcia return. Whoops. Season may be over before that happens.

Good thing we have JV back soon, but he's only one starter and there are serious issues for multiple guys.


We don't have to choose one. Crane made some ugly deals. Espada clearly doesn't have this team ready to play decent baseball or his coaching staff operating well. There are plenty of problems to go around, we aren't this bad because of one person.
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Kessinger has to be of the mindset that he has to get Altuve up to bat in that situation no matter what. Just an AB by a young guy who hasn't had many ABs.

He didn't worst thing he could possibly do there, even though he was trying to go with the pitch.
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Jo-el Kuhn-el gonna make the rangers sniff his fingers
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I personally don't think it is Espada, but the "don't blame Espada" stuff is pretty rich given what this thread has been like for a couple of years (including a WS title).
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Miami is graciously keeping Houston from fielding the worst pitching staff in baseball. Unreal.
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Can Joe-El start?
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Project Gemini said:

AggiEE said:

Don't blame Espada. Blame Crane.

There were clear faults last year that were known. Hunter Brown sucked. JP France was lucky early and lost, or teams figured him out, later on. Framber is a headcase.

We let multiple relievers leave and only signed one guy, who will never play because we lack the depth to lead games. We didn't address our starting pitching depth for a one year deal with an ace because *reasons* (ego)

He was counting on Hunter Brown, Framber, JP France, and everyone else to stay healthy AND decent until McCullers and Garcia return. Whoops. Season may be over before that happens.

Good thing we have JV back soon, but he's only one starter and there are serious issues for multiple guys.


We don't have to choose one. Crane made some ugly deals. Espada clearly doesn't have this team ready to play decent baseball or his coaching staff operating well. There are plenty of problems to go around, we aren't this bad because of one person.

If the guys aren't good, they're not going to play decent baseball. JP France, Hunter Brown, they may just not be all that good. The middle relief just may not be good. Framber may just be inconsistent and needs to see a head shrink.

Coaching isn't going to turn bad players into good ones.
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Twisted Helix said:

Van Horn is a desolate wasteland.


You misspelled awesome.
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Angel is a hoot man.
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Loperfido continues the Dave Kingman approach. Two ABs, 1 strikeout, 1 jack
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Lollygagging
MaxPower
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Bagwell already talking about how all we got to do is make the playoffs. Guaranteed he's telling Crane to stay the course even if we're 10 games out of the playoffs at the deadline.
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Best part of tonight is reading that bizarre thread here about getting rich betting on college baseball.
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MaxPower said:

Bagwell already talking about how all we got to do is make the playoffs. Guaranteed he's telling Crane to stay the course even if we're 10 games out of the playoffs at the deadline.


Well that strategy worked for the rangerettes last year.
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is Espada going to make it to the all-star break?

another beatdown

good grief
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The Great Wall of Joe-El had been breached.
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MaxPower said:

Loperfido continues the Dave Kingman approach. Two ABs, 1 strikeout, 1 jack


I'd take that right now over what we are getting from first base. Right now Chris Carter would look like a hall of famer compared to the Abreu/singleton combo
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This isn't fun
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Mathguy64 said:

MaxPower said:

Bagwell already talking about how all we got to do is make the playoffs. Guaranteed he's telling Crane to stay the course even if we're 10 games out of the playoffs at the deadline.


Well that strategy worked for the rangerettes last year.
Lol wut? Rangers were 60-46 and in 1st place at the deadline last year.
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Could anyone have predicted a worse start? I seriously hope it gets better because if not, summer is going to be extra boring
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8 hits, 8 runs for pornstache

4 hits 4 runs for Joe-El Coon-El

At least we are consistent in the R/H metric.
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W said:

is Espada going to make it to the all-star break?

another beatdown

good grief


This may be the worst thing I've watched…the complete lack of focus and accountability is like nothing I've ever seen.

I'm not sure that he will make it to May at this point.

(Multiple errors tonight, plus guys misplaying balls and allowing runners to advance)
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MaxPower said:

Mathguy64 said:

MaxPower said:

Bagwell already talking about how all we got to do is make the playoffs. Guaranteed he's telling Crane to stay the course even if we're 10 games out of the playoffs at the deadline.


Well that strategy worked for the rangerettes last year.
Lol wut? Rangers were 60-46 and in 1st place at the deadline last year.


Barely making the playoffs on the last day of the season only to win it all. Strategery.
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W said:

is Espada going to make it to the all-star break?

another beatdown

good grief

If he gets the boot, he's just the fall guy.

Sad to see it. There's nothing he can do about this mess.
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We are leading the lead in the crucial metric of guys with an ERA > 10.
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Really starting to wonder about Espada not getting any of those numerous jobs he interviewed for…

Who else did they interview internally? We pretty much kept everyone so is there sour grapes over Espada? Is the rest of the coaching staff mailing it in?
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Can we reload the season from our last save file?
Marvin
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Astros will lead the league in runs allowed after tonight. Not sure if that equates to worst staff in baseball but it's gotta be close.

At that to the bats that choke with runners on base and you have one stinky **** sandwich.
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Scoreboard guy at the Juice box is drunk. Putting up wrong score, wrong amount of outs.
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