***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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Beat40
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In reply to tjack16 • 8:48p, 4/6/24
tjack16 said:
Luckily I was told these games in April aren't important and don't count as much


No one said that. Stop it.
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8:49p, 4/6/24
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melting down in Arlington day 2
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8:49p, 4/6/24
Guess I better find a Netflix series or something to get interested in. This is just too depressing.
It looks like they have just completely given up.
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8:49p, 4/6/24
Done watching for a while. This team is broken.
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8:49p, 4/6/24
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Presley gonna be sporting the double digit ERA
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8:50p, 4/6/24
No real effort anywhere
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8:50p, 4/6/24
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Pressly ERA higher than his salary now
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In reply to The Beef01 • 8:50p, 4/6/24
The Beef01 said:
Espada is going to burn his grace period…team better get their **** together immediately or else I'm sure I'm far from the only one thinking his hiring was a tremendous f up.


Yeah. Totally Espadas fault that Bregman and Yordan aren't hitting for **** and the back end of the bullpen decided to have an absolutely horrible start.

Those are the freaking all-stars and cornerstones of this team.

But Yeah, definitely all on Espada.
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8:50p, 4/6/24
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Can you imagine the hate this thread would have if machete tried to catch a bounced pitch like that?
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8:51p, 4/6/24
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Ha this is funny
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8:51p, 4/6/24
What an absolute joke of a team this is right now.
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In reply to htxag09 • 8:51p, 4/6/24
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Can you imagine the hate this thread would have if machete tried to catch a bounced pitch like that?


He would have blocked that however by this point in the season he would have also had 5 fastballs down the middle hit the back of his glove and bounce to the backstop
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8:52p, 4/6/24
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This team ****ing sucks. It officially panic time. And you can say it's way too early for that.

Sure feels like the door is slamming shut
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8:52p, 4/6/24
I'm officially in meltdown mode
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8:52p, 4/6/24
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With the salaries currently on the DL and the salaries not currently performing worth a damn, we have to be getting the least bang for the buck in all of baseball.
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8:52p, 4/6/24
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I bet Espada is shocked right now too

about how bad the team is playing
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In reply to MosesHallRAB04 • 8:53p, 4/6/24
MosesHallRAB04 said:
This team ****ing sucks. It officially panic time. And you can say it's way too early for that.

Sure feels like the door is slamming shut


It's way too early for that.
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8:54p, 4/6/24
Extension talk for any of these players should be shelved for a while.
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8:54p, 4/6/24
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In 9 games this season only one time did the starter give up more than 3 runs. About to be 2 wins in that stretch
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In reply to W • 8:54p, 4/6/24
W said:
I bet Espada is shocked right now too

about how bad the team is playing


Yup. He has to be like, what the hell, guys? I was told any guy on Texags could manage this team!
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In reply to Texas A&M • 8:54p, 4/6/24
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I eagerly look forward to the Mets overpaying Bregman.
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In reply to Texas A&M • 8:54p, 4/6/24
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Texas A&M said:
Extension talk for any of these players should be shelved for a while.


I don't know, you might get a bargain. Their stocks are falling.
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In reply to AggieJ2002 • 8:54p, 4/6/24
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AggieJ2002 said:
htxag09 said:
Can you imagine the hate this thread would have if machete tried to catch a bounced pitch like that?


He would have blocked that however by this point in the season he would have also had 5 fastballs down the middle hit the back of his glove and bounce to the backstop

Also, every run would be on him for not being a "pitcher whisperer". Not saying he's good or I wish we still had him. I 100% prefer Diaz than him. But this thread, and fans in general, lay way too much blame on one or a couple people they hate. See abreu, montero, etc

Takes a team effort to be this craptastic
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In reply to htxag09 • 8:56p, 4/6/24
Yup.

While Abreu needs to be changed, it means nothing if the top of the order doesn't actually do things the top of the order is supposed to do.
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8:57p, 4/6/24
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Gonna have the same record as the A's.
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In reply to Beat40 • 8:58p, 4/6/24
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Beat40 said:
The Beef01 said:
Espada is going to burn his grace period…team better get their **** together immediately or else I'm sure I'm far from the only one thinking his hiring was a tremendous f up.


Yeah. Totally Espadas fault that Bregman and Yordan aren't hitting for **** and the back end of the bullpen decided to have an absolutely horrible start.

Those are the freaking all-stars and cornerstones of this team.

But Yeah, definitely all on Espada.


It's Espada's fault he did nothing to get rid of hitting/pitching staffs which had been performing poorly for years.

This team right now looks like every 2-8 / 3-7 stretch team of the past few years…these stretches happen with an incredibly talented roster b/c you have absolute slapdicks on your coaching staff.

Go ahead and be sarcastic about it if it makes you feel better; here in reality, it's a little more complicated than that.
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In reply to concac • 8:58p, 4/6/24
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Gonna have the same record as the A's.

Hell the A's might not finish worst in the west at the rate we are going
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8:59p, 4/6/24
Need Seager to boot 7 balls
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8:59p, 4/6/24
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What is that pitch
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8:59p, 4/6/24
It used to be that we could say, "We'll snap out of this when we get home". We can't say that anymore. They suck at home as bad (or worse) as they do on the road.
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9:02p, 4/6/24
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First base is a ****ing black hole
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9:02p, 4/6/24
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5 thru 9 spots

took an 0-fer today
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