***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 4:14p, 4/2/24
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I can't go- but strongly recommend to anyone who doesn't have plans.
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In reply to agproducer • 4:15p, 4/2/24
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agproducer said:
That was almost record time for a thread to be pulled. Congrats, Porkchop!


That tells me that some Ranger fan on that board has the ear of a mod in real life.
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 4:15p, 4/2/24
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FrioAg 00 said:
Sorry for the very late notice, but anyone want some free tickets tonight? I can't make it.

First taker on this thread and they are yours



Awesome gesture
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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bearkatag15 said:


a little Bullpen help

Smart move. I believe he'd have to be reinstated the day he next pitches and by then, maybe you see Coleman a couple times and decide who to option.
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 4:16p, 4/2/24
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Hi again.
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In reply to Beau Holder • 4:16p, 4/2/24
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Sending your way
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 4:19p, 4/2/24
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I'm going to build you a statue.
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In reply to AggiEE • 4:26p, 4/2/24
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His anger is a serious red flag
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 4:28p, 4/2/24
The Porkchop Express said:
agproducer said:
That was almost record time for a thread to be pulled. Congrats, Porkchop!


That tells me that some Ranger fan on that board has the ear of a mod in real life.

Last seasons debacle with myself and a few others getting banned over OFA pics wasn't evidence enough?
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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In reply to tjack16 • 4:28p, 4/2/24
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tjack16 said:
Beau Holder said:
Maybe he's a SARM goblin.

To contribute to getting back on topic, I petition to wear Space City every day for now.


Space city is our best uniform besides the orange tops/gray pants on the road IMO
absolutely not those blue pants are atrocious. The jerseys are cool but the uniform only works when worn with high socks. It's horrible with blue slacks
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In reply to Lonestar_Ag09 • 4:32p, 4/2/24
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:
tjack16 said:
Beau Holder said:
Maybe he's a SARM goblin.

To contribute to getting back on topic, I petition to wear Space City every day for now.


Space city is our best uniform besides the orange tops/gray pants on the road IMO
absolutely not those blue pants are atrocious. The jerseys are cool but the uniform only works when worn with high socks. It's horrible with blue slacks


What if they did the jerseys and caps but with white pants? That's personally what I'd like
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4:33p, 4/2/24
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Bo Bichette supposed to be back in the Jays' lineup
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In reply to Lonestar_Ag09 • 4:35p, 4/2/24
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:
tjack16 said:
Beau Holder said:
Maybe he's a SARM goblin.

To contribute to getting back on topic, I petition to wear Space City every day for now.


Space city is our best uniform besides the orange tops/gray pants on the road IMO
absolutely not those blue pants are atrocious. The jerseys are cool but the uniform only works when worn with high socks. It's horrible with blue slacks
1000%

Why not just wear white pants with the space jersey?
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In reply to tjack16 • 4:37p, 4/2/24
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tjack16 said:
Lonestar_Ag09 said:
tjack16 said:
Beau Holder said:
Maybe he's a SARM goblin.

To contribute to getting back on topic, I petition to wear Space City every day for now.


Space city is our best uniform besides the orange tops/gray pants on the road IMO
absolutely not those blue pants are atrocious. The jerseys are cool but the uniform only works when worn with high socks. It's horrible with blue slacks


What if they did the jerseys and caps but with white pants? That's personally what I'd like


Tequila stirrups or socks should be mandatory with that uni. Just shorten and tailor the pants if the player doesn't want to pull them up.

And we ain't no damn softball team. No blue shirt and white pants. Or worse the other way.
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In reply to tjack16 • 4:38p, 4/2/24
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tjack16 said:
Lonestar_Ag09 said:
tjack16 said:
Beau Holder said:
Maybe he's a SARM goblin.

To contribute to getting back on topic, I petition to wear Space City every day for now.


Space city is our best uniform besides the orange tops/gray pants on the road IMO
absolutely not those blue pants are atrocious. The jerseys are cool but the uniform only works when worn with high socks. It's horrible with blue slacks


What if they did the jerseys and caps but with white pants? That's personally what I'd like

I would love that the most, but I don't hate them as is.
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In reply to Wabs • 4:40p, 4/2/24
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Much preferred over the blue. I'm curious how they'd look with gray pants too
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4:50p, 4/2/24
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I wish we'd wear the space city hats every so often with the blue rainbow sides top
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4:52p, 4/2/24
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I'm just glad the navy hats with orange bills are back.
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 4:59p, 4/2/24
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All I do is Nguyen said:
The Porkchop Express said:
agproducer said:
That was almost record time for a thread to be pulled. Congrats, Porkchop!


That tells me that some Ranger fan on that board has the ear of a mod in real life.

Last seasons debacle with myself and a few others getting banned over OFA pics wasn't evidence enough?


Of course. But the speed that this thing happened is very off putting.
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In reply to Project Gemini • 5:01p, 4/2/24
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Project Gemini said:
The Porkchop Express said:
Porkchop settles down to watch the first few innings of the game.

Little Chop #1: "Oh, hey Daddy can you help me study for a math test?"

Can he figure out that 0-11 = Jose Abreu?


Astros no hitter and she made her first 100 ona math test this year!
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 5:04p, 4/2/24
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So obviously you didn't help her study.
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 5:05p, 4/2/24
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FrioAg 00 said:
Sorry for the very late notice, but anyone want some free tickets tonight? I can't make it.

First taker on this thread and they are yours


Saint Frio the generous of the Astros Thread.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 5:13p, 4/2/24
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texasaggie2015 said:
I'm just glad the navy hats with orange bills are back.


Is that confirmed?
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 5:24p, 4/2/24
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Farmer1906 said:
FrioAg 00 said:
Sorry for the very late notice, but anyone want some free tickets tonight? I can't make it.

First taker on this thread and they are yours


Saint Frio the generous of the Astros Thread.

Frio the Benevolent, patron saint of posters
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In reply to Beau Holder • 5:27p, 4/2/24
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Beau Holder said:
Farmer1906 said:
FrioAg 00 said:
Sorry for the very late notice, but anyone want some free tickets tonight? I can't make it.

First taker on this thread and they are yours


Saint Frio the generous of the Astros Thread.

Frio the Benevolent, patron saint of posters
Jackal the Late-to-See-Post, and his son, Jackalito the Sad...
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5:28p, 4/2/24
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How about Frio the Needs to get his act together and make more games
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 5:36p, 4/2/24
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All I do is Nguyen said:
The Porkchop Express said:
agproducer said:
That was almost record time for a thread to be pulled. Congrats, Porkchop!


That tells me that some Ranger fan on that board has the ear of a mod in real life.

Last seasons debacle with myself and a few others getting banned over OFA pics wasn't evidence enough?
I was part of that. That is why I am treading lightly this year. My time in the hole taught me a lesson. Although, I am going to run out of tasteful redheads pretty quickly.
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6:31p, 4/2/24
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Screw you Rob
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Biggest news story in the sport he oversees, and he manages to send a text. Probably too busy injecting a hot head RF.
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In reply to tjack16 • 7:03p, 4/2/24
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Did anybody else last night think there was some poetry in the fact that it was almost George that was the final out?

He's my favorite former Astro from this run but I actually had the thought of how crazy would it be if he was the final out
Keeping Bregman while letting George walk was a terrible mistake.
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- I Bleed Maroon (distracted easily by signatures)
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In reply to Heineken-Ashi • 7:04p, 4/2/24
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…..what?
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In reply to Heineken-Ashi • 7:07p, 4/2/24
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Dude. No.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 7:14p, 4/2/24
Rob Manfred is a snake.
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7:15p, 4/2/24
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is Vlad a free agent after the season?

he's hustling down the line like he is
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