[KEEP ALL TRASH TALK OFF OF THIS THREAD OR GET BANNED. There is the warning to all Rangers posters and it is for the entire season. Make sure you are on the correct thread because we are not going to tolerate a bunch of "accident" posts. -Staff]
Last season didn't go as planned
It was super frustrating in many ways
Thanks in so small part to the stubbornness of a certain aging manager
But today is the start of a new season, and a new era really
….and a new catcher
If our top sluggers can stay that way
And other role players get back to form
We will take our RIGHTFUL place at the top once again
Now let's go out there and beat the ever living, ever loving, compound, complex HELL outta EVERYBODY!!
More wins means, Nuns out for Astros?
See you folks at the Juice Box!
Now let's go have another fantastic season of Astros Baseball!
Last season didn't go as planned
It was super frustrating in many ways
Thanks in so small part to the stubbornness of a certain aging manager
But today is the start of a new season, and a new era really
….and a new catcher
If our top sluggers can stay that way
And other role players get back to form
We will take our RIGHTFUL place at the top once again
Now let's go out there and beat the ever living, ever loving, compound, complex HELL outta EVERYBODY!!
More wins means, Nuns out for Astros?
See you folks at the Juice Box!
Now let's go have another fantastic season of Astros Baseball!