Well guys, I really gave it the old Aggie try. I have stayed out of their thread, I've only made fun of the Cowboys on the Trash Talk thread, and I've just stayed off any sports websites except Fantasy Football for the last several days.
But tonight, I took my daughter to dance class, and in walks in smug 30-something dad, much more in shape than me, much more handsome and younger, and wearing a GD Rangers cap with the T inside the shape of Texas, big smirk on his face, looking around for someone to make eye contact with. Eventually sat right next to me as I'm on the lap top.
Most days I've got my Stros hat on, but today i opted for a Star Wars hat - side note, the other day a guy from Germany thought my Star Wars hat was the Star of David and was me supporting Israel in their war - I had to tell him it was actually the symbol for the Galactic Empire.
So with a Star Wars hat and a Disney shirt on, i was non-sports denominational and I just had to screw with him.
So as I stretched my arms I did a feigned double take at his hat and started this conversation.
Pork: "Hey, cool hat. Is that your college?"
Younger, better looking dad (YBLD): "Uh, no, it's the Texas Rangers."
Pork: "Oh , OK. Is that hockey?"
YBLD: "NO, it's the baseball team. They won the World Series last night."
Pork: "OH NEAT! Who did they play?"
YBLD: "Arizona."
Pork: "Cool, my brother went to college in Arizona. It's so hot there."
YBLD: "Great."