***Official Houston Astros 2023-24 Offseason Thread*** [Staff Warning - OP]

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Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.
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Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.


Whoever winds up with stoneca is going to become an alcoholic if they aren't already.
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Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.
I pity the poor ******* who gets stuck with Nuke. Or me.
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Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.

I call all the playoff jock-riders so that I can just focus on defending Framber until October.
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Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.

Farmer defends Farmer... oh wait, he already does.
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Marvin said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.

I call all the playoff jock-riders so that I can just focus on defending Framber until October.
geezus, I'm rolling
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Marvin said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.

Farmer defends Farmer... oh wait, he already does.


Facts defend Farmer.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


All I do is Nguyen
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Mathguy64 said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.
I pity the poor ******* who gets stuck with Nuke. Or me.
I call THE Porkchop Express!!
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AgSportsFan89 said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.


Whoever winds up with stoneca is going to become an alcoholic if they aren't already.
whoever gets jetblack should just jump off the top of MInute Maid Park and end it early.
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All I do is Nguyen said:


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All I do is Nguyen said:

Mathguy64 said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.
I pity the poor ******* who gets stuck with Nuke. Or me.
I call THE Porkchop Express!!
Yikes, it's a full-time job. I'd advise you to stay off the Football, General, Entertainment, and Politics boards if you're going to do that.
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EastCoastAgNc said:



WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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He's coaching, at least part-time during ST.
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Bregxit said:

Ag_07 said:

It's already turned this place into a shlt show.


Lighten up Francis. It's all in good fun.


It's not fun. It's not amusing. It adds nothing to the conversation and I hate it.

It does nothing but make this thread worse.

Rant over.
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The Porkchop Express said:

All I do is Nguyen said:

Mathguy64 said:

Deluxe said:

Mathguy64 said:

I'm gonna need to print a cheat sheet to know who is seriously slobbing a knob as opposed to having to defend their guy's honor.

We could take it to the next level and, in addition to drafting a player to mercilessly defend, we also draft a fellow poster mercilessly defend.
I pity the poor ******* who gets stuck with Nuke. Or me.
I call THE Porkchop Express!!
Yikes, it's a full-time job. I'd advise you to stay off the Football, General, Entertainment, and Politics boards if you're going to do that.
I rarely visit the general, or entertainment boards, so I am good. I was also under the impression that this only counted for the baseball board??
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Definitely. and it will still be a full time job.

Sorry to annoy you with another post on the subject, Ag_07
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Eh...don't need to apologize. It is what it is and if it gets to be too much I just won't open the thread.

We're all adults. I understand there's a simple solution.
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Ag_07 said:

Eh...don't need to apologize. It is what it is and if it gets to be too much I just won't open the thread.

We're all adults. I understand there's a simple solution.
If it makes you feel better, I won't post very much about my guy because I keep forgetting what his name is.
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In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.
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tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.

Would take it right now.
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tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?
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n_touch said:

tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?


Solid contract year for him
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If he does that Yordan will collect an MVP award
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tjack16 said:

n_touch said:

tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?


Solid contract year for him



I see Tucker is ice cold…must be the 2023 playoffs your in.
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I'll take that season from Abreu...
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bearkatag15 said:

I'll take that season from Abreu...
I would take that season from everyone on that screenshot.
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tjack16 said:

n_touch said:

tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?


Solid contract year for him

****ing Pena, lay off the low stuff!
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The Porkchop Express said:

tjack16 said:

n_touch said:

tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?


Solid contract year for him

****ing Pena, lay off the low stuff!


Chas with only 18 bombs. You must be platooning him and playing him less than Dusty did.
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Ag_07 said:

Eh...don't need to apologize. It is what it is and if it gets to be too much I just won't open the thread.

We're all adults. I understand there's a simple solution.


Fair enough.

But one serious question: the constant complaining about Dusty, madly, and the lineup order 30x DAILY didn't keep you from posting on this thread. The 15 posts a game making it feel the Astros were always down by 10 runs didn't keep you from posting on this thread. But this thing, which I'm sure will mostly die out within 2 months is going to keep you away?

I say this because you've posted on this thread a long time and I've enjoyed many of your posts.
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You overestimate this... it will die in the 1st 4 weeks
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The Porkchop Express said:

tjack16 said:

n_touch said:

tjack16 said:

In case yall were curious. Just simmed the regular season on MLB the show 24 with live injuries and updated rosters

Astros: 95-67, division champs (rangers finished 90-72)

Mostly everybody performed just about how you'd expect given their production last year (except Meyers and Dubon were dreadful offensively) . Fully healthy Yordan and Altuve combined for 73 HR and 200 RBI.

Wildest thing was the Twins winning 101 games and being the #1 overall seed in the AL.

McCullers and Garcia both came back around the trade deadline.


Did Breggy make it through the year?


Solid contract year for him

****ing Pena, lay off the low stuff!
Do I have to white knight for video game Pena too?
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