this actually just makes me feel bad for him.

$86 million career earnings that he now shares with wife number 4 and wives 1,2, and 3.

How do ex ball players run out of money? 4 wives is how.

He appears to be turning into Lou Ferrigno

Stupid Jim Edmonds. Robbed the hell out of Ausmus in 2004 NCLS costing the Astros a trip to the WS if I remember right. That team had pitching and offense.

He was an Astro killer. Not to the level of Pujols but not that far behind.

This marriage won't last either.

12Power said:

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This marriage won't last either.

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That's a lead pipe lock right there.

12Power said:

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This marriage won't last either.

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That is a good point. No need to marry these chicks.

Judging only by the pictures, and knowing absolutely nothing about either one, IMO, he downgraded.

What does is new wife's best friend look like?!

5/30/08
Wrigley Field

The Cubs are playing the Rockies and had acquired Edmonds, the longtime Cardinal and notorious Cub killer, a couple weeks before. After 3 innings the Cubs are down 7-0 and spirits are low in the CF bleachers. Edmonds starts off 0 for 2 with an error and Cub fans starting getting on him. One fan in particular, who shall remain nameless, was particularly brutal with the mostly family friendly taunts against him. The Cubs start taking out some of the regulars to give them rest basically conceding the game. Then the fun starts. The same fan begins to yell to everyone within earshot between every inning that the Cubs are about to begin their triumphant comeback. Everyone laughs but he keeps making the proclamation louder & louder with encouragement from his drunken friends. In the 6th inning Edmonds hits a 2-run bomb to cut the lead to 9-4. In the 7th he adds a 2-run double as part of a 6 run inning to take the lead. A packed Wrigley Field explodes more & more with cheers with each successive run. The Cubs go on to win and our drunken loudmouth friend from earlier in this story gets the crowd to chant "SIX RUN SEV-ENTH" with the accompanying "clap clap clapclapclap" as they pour out of the stadium onto Sheffield Avenue heading towards Murphy's for celebratory Old Styles. In the postgame interview with game hero Jim Edmonds he says something to the effect that some of the Cubs fans still think he's wearing Cardinals red and I am 1000% sure he is talking about me. Err, I mean the drunken hero that started the big comeback rally.

This is what I think of whenever I hear the name Jim Edmonds.