I'm trying not to think of what this lineup would be like if Pena were hitting like a rook instead of a vet.

There are Lysol wipes on every table in those dugout suites. Maybe that place doubles as a swingers club on off days.

I hate Garcia

Chicken and Rice. Maybe our hitters should try it.

Jesus can this dude just chill for 1 game against us

There's the Jake we know

Odorizzi helped us skip the "try to hold on to a marginal lead for five innings after scoring just once" step early.

Well, it was a good 4 outs

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Chicken and Rice. Maybe our hitters should try it.

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dont forget the push-ups …… and PEDs

Literally IBB Garcia every time he's up.

I'll take 5-6 inning & 3 runs from him. That's what he's on pace for. Need some length from home.

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Fast and ugly. Wash rinse repeat.

There should be some sort of cash kickback for subjecting ourselves to this offense again and again.

Time to trade siri or jake when meyers get backs. Cant carry all of them

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Time to trade siri or jake when meyers get backs. Cant carry all of them

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Trade Jake when Meyers comes huh?

C'mon ATT where's the chryon with "BREAKING NEWS: YANKEES CHEATING SCANDAL"?

Lol you think we'd get something of value for Siri

May been on beer number 6

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May been on beer number 6

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Keep Crawford bocking the **** outta it.

Right now it seems like every pitcher executes the perfect pitches against every batter we send up to the plate.

Of course there's some hyperbole there, but the overall combination of the umpire bias metric that currently has the Astros as the most negatively affected team, the unlucky chart from earlier today, plus Dusty not concerned about hitters getting their cuts in spring training against live pitching has made the start of this season an exercise in offensive futility. I'm ready for the Astros to be the Astros!!!!!

Beats me but cant carry siri jake and chas. Send one down i guess

New Ranger ballpark looks meh. Maybe it's better in person but still. Also ticket prices were insane last year

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New Ranger ballpark looks meh. Maybe it's better in person but still. Also ticket prices were insane last year

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I just cannot get past the abominable turf. And I really liked the old Ballpark minus getting torched at the 100 deg games :/

Thank goodness for the Barn in Arlington.

That looked like a BOMB off the bat

Thought that was a no doubter. Thank the baseball gods for ManfredBalls (TM)

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Thought that was a no doubter. Thank the baseball gods for ManfredBalls (TM)

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I didn't think those existed?

Odo getting some majestic fly outs tonight

Ranger stadium looks generic like you'd see in a video game

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That looked like a BOMB off the bat

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It is in most parks.

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Mathguy64 said:

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Thought that was a no doubter. Thank the baseball gods for ManfredBalls (TM)

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I didn't think those existed?

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He cut his off, had them genetically studies and copied. Now they are in every park. You can hit them all day and they go nowhere.