***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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4:04p, 7/2/22
Best player on the planet cannot hit high cheese, apparently.
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4:04p, 7/2/22
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MiKKKKKe Trout
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In reply to jetch17 • 4:05p, 7/2/22
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Stupid ass whistler
I haven't watched a bunch of games -- this is the first time I have heard the Whistler...but I guess is it now a "thing" at Minute Maid?

These guys should be ejected.

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4:05p, 7/2/22
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More than any other team, we make Trout look mortal.
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4:10p, 7/2/22
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This lineup is looking lethal suddenly and we don't even have Brantley.
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4:12p, 7/2/22
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And Chas gets a hit, further pointing out my dumbassery
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In reply to linkdude • 4:12p, 7/2/22
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More than any other team, we make Trout look mortal.
you're right…774 OPS @ MMP is his lowest in any park where he's played more than five games.

Of course we've pretty much guaranteed he's going to go yard next AB with these posts.

Edit: To say his career OPS against us is .913 so he must crush us at home, which I don't really remember because the Ohtani & Trout homer again in 82 loss meme is pretty on the nose.
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4:14p, 7/2/22
Whistlers should be beaten
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4:15p, 7/2/22
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That

Was

HILARIOUS
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4:15p, 7/2/22
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4:15p, 7/2/22
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not the Angels' day when Machete reaches on a wild pitch strike out
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4:17p, 7/2/22
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Chick in front of me just now showed up. And promptly spilled her whole souvenir coke on the poor ******* in front of her. And didn't say a word. Wow.
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4:19p, 7/2/22
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Need to get in a few more licks to get to the juicy center of that Angel bull pen
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:19p, 7/2/22
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Chick in front of me just now showed up. And promptly spilled her whole souvenir coke on the poor ******* in front of her. And didn't say a word. Wow.
Rule #1?
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 4:23p, 7/2/22
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Harry Dunne said:
Mathguy64 said:
Chick in front of me just now showed up. And promptly spilled her whole souvenir coke on the poor ******* in front of her. And didn't say a word. Wow.
Rule #1?


If she's drinking a souvenir size soda, you may not want a rule 1.
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 4:23p, 7/2/22
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Trust me when I say that's a bad idea. 16 and homely is a bad combo.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:24p, 7/2/22
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Mathguy64 said:
Trust me when I say that's a bad idea. 16 and homely is a bad combo.


"Homely." I know what that's code for.
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4:32p, 7/2/22
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Pena speed
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4:35p, 7/2/22
**** that goddam whistler
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4:41p, 7/2/22
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Sandoval hung in there for the Angels. I thought he was toast early.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:42p, 7/2/22
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Mathguy64 said:
Trust me when I say that's a bad idea. 16 and homely is a bad combo.

16 is a chick? Isn't there sort of a "half+7" rule in there somewhere?

ETA: Never mind, I remember your rally pics now. Carry on, professor!!!
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4:49p, 7/2/22
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all right, here's Trout's chance to make a big impact on the game
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4:50p, 7/2/22
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Trouts give a **** meter must be pegged at -7358 right now.
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4:51p, 7/2/22
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Punched him out. Urquidy dragging his pair around the mound this afternoon.
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4:51p, 7/2/22
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good grief, Trout looks really bad at the plate
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4:51p, 7/2/22
Immaculate Trouting for Urkeeding
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4:51p, 7/2/22
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MiKKKKKKe Trout
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4:51p, 7/2/22
MiKKKe Trout
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 4:52p, 7/2/22
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Harry Dunne said:
Immaculate Trouting for Urkeeding
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Excellent
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In reply to tremble • 4:52p, 7/2/22
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tremble said:
Striking out Trout 3 times. Has that ever happened?
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 4:58p, 7/2/22
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Harry Dunne said:
Immaculate Trouting for Urkeeding


POTD
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In reply to Bregxit • 4:58p, 7/2/22
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Bregxit said:
tremble said:
Striking out Trout 3 times. Has that ever happened?
Yeah... but what about by the same pitcher?
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5:00p, 7/2/22
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Whistler!
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 5:00p, 7/2/22
Ciboag96 said:
**** that goddam whistler


I can't imagine having to sit next to one of those people. I've sat near some annoying and loud fans but that would be brutal.
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5:05p, 7/2/22
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Urquidy just mowing down the Angels 2-3-4
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