The bar is field level.
Source: I've been to the bar and its really cool.
Source: I've been to the bar and its really cool.
DVC2010 said:
Postseason off-day conspiracy theories are so much worse than regular season off-day Travolta.
DVC2010 said:
Postseason off-day conspiracy theories are so much worse than regular season off-day Travolta.
tailgatetimer10 said:
The bar is field level.
Source: I've been to the bar and its really cool.
helloimustbegoing said:
The BUCK System - how to anoint a ball player as the greatest thing ever in MLB history during the post-season.
All credit to one of the finest moments in 21st century TV, the DENNIS system from IASIP
B - BEHAVE. Starting with the pre-game, you have to behave like the player in question knows no limits on the baseball diamond. They are a natural. Their talent is otherworldly. You alone recognize that they are on the doorstep of greatness, and your sole job for the entire series, regardless of what is actually happening on the field, is to inform the audience as well as your color commentator that you are all bearing witness to greatness in its purest form.
U - UNDERVALUE. Make sure to take away from any good players on the other team. Their efforts pale in comparison to what this young stud is doing on the field, how they are handling themselves, and the intensity that they are bringing to the game Jose Altuve? More like Jose Al-Who?-ve, right? Yeah he's hit a couple of HR and won the MVP in 2017, but Keke Hernandez has been red-hot for SIX GAMES!
C - COMMIT. You're not just the young player's biggest fan now, you're their new head cheerleader. When they are at the plate, you're saying that even their swings and misses are wicked fierce. If they hit anything in the air, you call it like "HERNANDEZ, CAN HE DO IT AGAIN?" and when the shortstop catches it in shallow left field you follow up with "WOW! HE JUST MISSED ANOTHER ONE!" Make sure you continue undervaluing the players on the other team. When the other team's big gun hits over the Green Monster, you say "That's going to be gone. That equals one run." Then cue the director to cut to a quick shot of your designated superstar and mention how locked in he is right now on defense.
K - KNEEL. Every time you're within 30 feet of the player get down your knees to let them know you think they're the greatest thing ever. Sing their praises and let them know that if there's anything you can do, anything at all, all they have to do is ask.
Mathguy64 said:
30 minutes until the most expensive baseball team ever put together takes the field to stave off elimination.
Bulldog73 said:Mathguy64 said:
30 minutes until the most expensive baseball team ever put together takes the field to stave off elimination.
Regardless who you want to win, there's no reason we want it to end any earlier than game 7, right? Games 5-7 all 14 inning affairs.
Edit: not taking anything for granted, I just like to watch the world burn.
Bulldog73 said:Mathguy64 said:
30 minutes until the most expensive baseball team ever put together takes the field to stave off elimination.
Regardless who you want to win, there's no reason we want it to end any earlier than game 7, right? Games 5-7 all 14 inning affairs.
Edit: not taking anything for granted, I just like to watch the world burn.
cap-n-jack said:
You just gotta feel for Kelly and the Dodgers.
spadilly said:
1990s me cannot believe I'm actively cheering for the Braves in the playoffs tonight.