***Official Houston Astros 2021 Season Thread***

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htxag09 said:

Wow. No mention of the ab or yuli's speed or slide. Just slobbering all over that throw

And praying he left early. Clown show

He must've been out, right?
tremble
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Suck that Pepe, Keke
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Nice running catch ****. Stick your tongue out now.
And no he didn't leave early.
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Sweet tag about 3 feet away.
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mernaggie12 said:

I was so mad when they let him walk a couple years ago and so happy when we got him back.

Same. Very underrated. Guy plays with everything he's got and his defense, grit and passion means a whole heck of a lot for that tough position.
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Hey Joe… get Keke's dick outta your mouth.
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If his leg didn't touch the plate, his ass did. Stfu Joe.
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That's gotta be a meme
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Joe Buck sounds so defeated and sad
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Kk is this years juan soto mah gaw
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jah003 said:

Hey Joe… get Keke's dick outta your mouth.
Juan Soto's going to hack Joe's phone and realize it's over.
Farmer1906
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I promise you you throw like that it's not the strongest possibly throw.
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Seriously slobbing Boston knob!
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jah003 said:

Hey Joe… get Keke's dick outta your mouth.

Wonder how old he is……
tjack16
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This is the most resilient team in baseball

I posted after the Yankees comeback this team was going all the way. No quit in these guys
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That was a hell of a throw though.
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htxag09 said:

Wow. No mention of the ab or yuli's speed or slide. Just slobbering all over that throw

And praying he left early. Clown show
F C K Buck
annie88
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Maldonado doesn't need to drink too much water we don't want him to have to pee while he's on base.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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agproducer said:

That was a hell of a throw though.


Yes it was. Pretty damn amazing actually
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Farmer1906 said:

I promise you you throw like that it's not the strongest possibly throw.
Your coach didn't teach you the fundamentals of throwing it so hard you wind up on your stomach?
Or overrunning a ball and then corkscrewing your body for the catch with your tongue hanging out/.
Harry Dunne
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I hope we see Asian Rob Schneider again. We always hit him well.
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fullback44 said:

htxag09 said:

Wow. No mention of the ab or yuli's speed or slide. Just slobbering all over that throw

And praying he left early. Clown show
F C K Buck


More Smoltz tho
annie88
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He really is a massive ***** isn't he? He got really depressed when Altuve tied it.

And seriously how often do you hear announcers talk about a player leaving the bag too early. FFS
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Come on Uncle Mike. We need more runs.
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Keke has a very punchable face
gambochaman
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Maldy gonna have one hell of a bruise tomorrow

Marvin
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We gotta have nuns at every playoff game now. It's a moral imperative.

ETA: Dancing nuns. A couple of them might get called to the office tomorrow, hahahahaha.
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helloimustbegoing said:

Farmer1906 said:

I promise you you throw like that it's not the strongest possibly throw.
Your coach didn't teach you the fundamentals of throwing it so hard you wind up on your stomach?
Or overrunning a ball and then corkscrewing your body for the catch with your tongue hanging out/.
and then waving at your rightfielder like a special needs child.
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fullback44 said:

htxag09 said:

Wow. No mention of the ab or yuli's speed or slide. Just slobbering all over that throw

And praying he left early. Clown show
F C K Buck


Hey Joe, show me on the doll where the city of Houston fuqqed your wife.
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Burn more BParms? Ok, Boston
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Marvin said:

We gotta have nuns at every playoff game now. It's a moral imperative.


Wonder if the Astros had priests bless the field like the Aggies did last week.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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helloimustbegoing said:

Farmer1906 said:

I promise you you throw like that it's not the strongest possibly throw.
Your coach didn't teach you the fundamentals of throwing it so hard you wind up on your stomach?
Or overrunning a ball and then corkscrewing your body for the catch with your tongue hanging out/.


He's been a clown out there. He's having to make ridiculous catches because his jump or positioning has sucked or he's overrun it.

Now, offensively he's been fire. Give him credit for that. But his defense doesn't co late to Chas, Jake, TED.
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Joe Buck be all like

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tjack16 said:

This is the most resilient team in baseball

I posted after the Yankees comeback this team was going all the way. No quit in these guys


You pay CC, Tuve and Bregs whatever they want. Just for the past 4-5 years alone. The fans talking **** about them will take them in a heartbeat.
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