***** Official Houston Astros 2017 Season Thread *****

5,489,728 Views | 60281 Replies | Last: 6 yr ago by AstroAggie15
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to LC Wannabe • 10:42p, 11/4/17
ditto
what in the hell is going on here?
this isn't even remotely funny
Reply Quote
1
Beau Bevers
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:42p, 11/4/17
AG
Wow. Haven't watched SNL in over a decade. Untalented, unfunny, unwatchable. This is how much I love the Astros.
Reply Quote
4
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to bearkatag15 • 10:42p, 11/4/17
Holy crap that's awesome!
Reply Quote
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:43p, 11/4/17
Larry David making concentration camp jokes......wut
Reply Quote
2
ClickClack
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to titanmaster_race • 10:45p, 11/4/17
AG
titanmaster_race said:
Larry David making concentration camp jokes......wut

Feels forced and awkward. Especially after going to Dachau this summer.
Reply Quote
3
Frok
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:45p, 11/4/17
AG
Is there a time estimate on when they exactly come on? I don't want to actually watch the rest of the show.
Reply Quote
4
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:47p, 11/4/17
Seriously. Who is Larry David?
Reply Quote
1
LC Wannabe
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to cap-n-jack • 10:49p, 11/4/17
S
Seinfeld creator, and Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO.

I'm a fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but that monologue was pretty bad.
Reply Quote
3
1 edit
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:52p, 11/4/17
This is horribly unfunny
Reply Quote
2
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:54p, 11/4/17
Oh my word. This sucks so much.
Reply Quote
3
LC Wannabe
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:55p, 11/4/17
S
Having Astro players on tonight is SNL's way of improving their ratings.

This crap is freaking terrible.
Reply Quote
5
Bonfired
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:55p, 11/4/17
AG
Brutal...I could eat a bowl of Alpha-Bits and **** out funnier material than this.
Reply Quote
4
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to titanmaster_race • 10:55p, 11/4/17
tortuous I would say. if the world champ boys weren't here I wouldn't be watching
and this Sarah bit is just stupid
Reply Quote
5
1 edit
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:57p, 11/4/17
Even if you 100% agree with their political satire, this **** is so bad and unfunny that it almost literally smells.
Reply Quote
1
1 edit
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:58p, 11/4/17
Sitting through this SNL is worse than reading this thread when the cliffjumpers were out in force.
Reply Quote
1
LC Wannabe
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to titanmaster_race • 11:02p, 11/4/17
S
At least some of the jumpers were pretty funny.
Reply Quote
3
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:02p, 11/4/17
Ok that's funny.

"No way. That's gay. "
Reply Quote
txag614
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:03p, 11/4/17
When are they supposed to come on? This is unbearable.
Reply Quote
1
LC Wannabe
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:05p, 11/4/17
S
I'm pretty close to just waiting until someone puts the clip of it on here.
Reply Quote
2
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:05p, 11/4/17
Omg this baby step stuff is complete garbage.

This is the same quality as a video that your friend from school made in an afternoon and gets single digit views.
Reply Quote
1
tjack16
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:06p, 11/4/17
AG
Wow this is rough... please tell me the Astros are on soon
Reply Quote
2
Texaggie7nine
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:06p, 11/4/17
Just make sure to mention how far into the show it is when they come on. I'm DVRing it and will FF to see it tomorrow.
7nine
Reply Quote
2
iBrad
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to bearkatag15 • 11:11p, 11/4/17
AG
I had no idea Pettis had a son playing college football. He has another son that's on Days of Our Lives. Two daughters, too.
Reply Quote
1
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:12p, 11/4/17
Of course Miley Cyrus is the musical guest.

OF COURSE.
Reply Quote
Bonfired
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to titanmaster_race • 11:13p, 11/4/17
AG
titanmaster_race said:
Of course Miley Cyrus is the musical guest.

OF COURSE.


This SNL episode = 2011-2013 Astros.
Reply Quote
12
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:15p, 11/4/17
Not gonna lie. I kinda digged that.
Now where are the friggin Astros!?
Reply Quote
2
1 edit
tjack16
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:17p, 11/4/17
AG
I bet the Astros are only on for like 10 seconds too
Reply Quote
2
LC Wannabe
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:18p, 11/4/17
S
Weekend Update should be a hoot. Weekend Update hasn't been funny since Jimmy Fallon hosted it. Hopefully the boys will be on this part.
Reply Quote
2
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:26p, 11/4/17
Is there a point to this?
Reply Quote
2
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:30p, 11/4/17
Did I really watch this much garbage just to have them talk so much about the Yankees?
Reply Quote
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to titanmaster_race • 11:30p, 11/4/17
Apparently you did.
Reply Quote
digging tunnels
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:31p, 11/4/17
AG
they are on now
Reply Quote
titanmaster_race
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:31p, 11/4/17
And a short joke for altuve. Brilliant.
Reply Quote
1
tjack16
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to tjack16 • 11:32p, 11/4/17
AG
tjholley17 said:
I bet the Astros are only on for like 10 seconds too


Oops I was wrong .... about 30 seconds
Reply Quote
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:32p, 11/4/17
Leslie Jones is not even remotely funny,
Reply Quote
14
First Page Last Page
Page 1694 of 1723 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.