***** Official Houston Astros 2017 Season Thread *****

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maca1028
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I guess Altuve has caught the fever.
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We're going to break through soon. I can feel it. It's either that or the beers I've had.
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This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
astros4545
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4-5-6 for dodgers this inning, get through them and we should have an easier 6th

Not to put the cart in front of the horse
Harry Stone
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Now we r making contact. I feel we are on the brink of breaking out of this funk.
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WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
you should ask if she wants to look too
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MosesHallRAB04 said:

goodness Jose, your flailing wildly


The virus jumped from springer to Altuve.
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drottermd said:

Pitchers bat in REAL baseball.

Sorry to break it to you guys.
High school, college, and every level of the minor leagues uses the DH. Literally tens of thousands of teams and only 15 teams in the NL are playing "real baseball." SURE!
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WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
I'm in the library and I'm 99% sure everyone around me thinks the same
Ecce Homo
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WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron


I know my wife is gonna see a kate pic while I'm scrolling
Kashchei
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I guess Verlander is going to have to win this 1-0
Harry Stone
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Quick poll. If verlander is at 105 pitches going into the 9th up 1-0, do you leave him in?
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EagleAg19 said:

WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
I'm in the library and I'm 99% sure everyone around me thinks the same


They think people actually study in Evans lol!
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EagleAg19 said:

WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
I'm in the library and I'm 99% sure everyone around me thinks the same
you can select an option that you have to open picture. just don't open them
Texags is garbage
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WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
She just wants to be on the 'casting couch'.
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Ecce Homo said:

WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron


I know my wife is gonna see a kate pic while I'm scrolling


Cute, does he call you husband?
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Kashchei said:

I guess Verlander is going to have to win this 1-0


We've been having better at bats. I think we get a couple more tonight.
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"Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the *****... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
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Harry Stone said:

Quick poll. If verlander is at 105 pitches going into the 9th up 1-0, do you leave him in?
Yes.
Mathguy64
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WelchAg said:

This lady next to me at the bar probably thinks I'm looking at pron
We keep this up and you may be.
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Harry Stone said:

Quick poll. If verlander is at 105 pitches going into the 9th up 1-0, do you leave him in?


Me: No question
Hinch: Gregorsuck
HTownAg98
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Verlander is getting Kershaw's strike zone.
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Harry Stone said:

Quick poll. If verlander is at 105 pitches going into the 9th up 1-0, do you leave him in?


Absolutely
SA-AG72
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Ump definitely has a pitcher's strike zone.
Texags is garbage
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Sabermetrics proves that motorboating Kate Upton improves a man's pitching.
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If Verlander had been in Houston all season.... he's the unanimous Cy Young winner.

I've never seen a pitcher be so dominant in this many starts consecutively
MosesHallRAB04
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Seems like all the astros postseason games have had a pitchers strike zone
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tjholley17 said:

If Verlander had been in Houston all season.... he's the unanimous Cy Young winner.

I've never seen a pitcher be so dominant in this many starts consecutively


Dude.
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MLB was being played nearly 100 years before DH created. Babe Ruth was a dominant pitcher early in career before becoming a full time position player. He was a decent hitter.

In fact he'd school all these chumps in LA tonight, except JV
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Harry Stone said:

Quick poll. If verlander is at 105 pitches going into the 9th up 1-0, do you leave him in?


Absolutely


I'd leave him in no matter what his pitch count is!
Mathguy64
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Puig is just a head case.
Ecce Homo
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Puig is ****ing crazy
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God, Puig is a freakshow
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weird dude for sure
astros4545
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Puig is a freak like Gomez
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