***** Official Houston Astros 2017 Season Thread *****

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irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'll be there Saturday and then again Sunday when we get the ****ing trophy.
I'll be there Saturday too. Beer?


Abso****inglutely.
Preferably non-nude, but I'm pretty down with anything.


I guarantee nothing.
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Yeeeee that Ad is
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Premium said:

Why is everyone celebrating on TV throwing horns up?


They're throwing up the "H" - different hand sign. Get hype.
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Time to Dickslap some tallywhacks at MMP on Fri
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Ecce Homo said:

Time to Dickslap some tallywhacks at MMP on Fri


New rallying cry. "Dickslao the tallywhacks"
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I literally love Springer.

I literally hate Giles
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Premium said:

Why is everyone celebrating on TV throwing horns up?


They're throwing up the "H" - different hand sign. Get hype.

So much cooler than that ******y LA symbol the fair weather bandwagon Angelenos do
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'll be there Saturday and then again Sunday when we get the ****ing trophy.
I'll be there Saturday too. Beer?


Abso****inglutely.


Hey me too!
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Anyone have the gif of altuves home run and reaction?
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spadilly said:

I literally love Justin Verlander.


Astros have won every single game Justin Verlander has pitched in
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How does one fall asleep when this amped up? I'm already 2 servings of Z Quil in.
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Ag_07 said:

Game 3 Friday is gonna be lit!!!

McCullers gonna ball out and the bats gonna light that slant eye up!!!




C'mon man you're better than that
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dilly dilly
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TMACsDaMan said:

Pacemakers and defibrillators get ready for the next three games
yep, I think the Crawford Boxes are going to be busy
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titanmaster_race said:

Ag_07 said:

Game 3 Friday is gonna be lit!!!

McCullers gonna ball out and the bats gonna light that slant eye up!!!




C'mon man you're better than that
Agreed.

No place for that
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Ag_07 said:

Game 3 Friday is gonna be lit!!!

McCullers gonna ball out and the bats gonna light that slant eye up!!!




You are better than that.
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Thank god we have a day off tommorow. My emotions need a rest.
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titanmaster_race said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'll be there Saturday and then again Sunday when we get the ****ing trophy.
I'll be there Saturday too. Beer?


Abso****inglutely.


Hey me too!


I'm SRO so y'all tell me where to go
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mAgnoliAg said:

Devo looks like he snorted a few lines right before this
my favorite post of the night. Watching the highlights...he was wired
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lead
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All astros non-pitchers that batted got a hit except McCann and Beltran.
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cone said:

dilly dilly
titanmaster_race
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

titanmaster_race said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'll be there Saturday and then again Sunday when we get the ****ing trophy.
I'll be there Saturday too. Beer?


Abso****inglutely.


Hey me too!


I'm SRO so y'all tell me where to go


Same
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lead said:

All astros non-pitchers that batted got a hit except McCann and Beltran.


If we all say sit them loud and enough times will they both have a breakout game?
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j_davis01 said:

Altuve looks like a little leaguer next to those guys haha

How is he even in the league? Crazy

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saltydog09 said:

Guess I won't be washing this shirt. Worn it for games 6,7, and tonight.

Same here, I wore a beat up shirt that I bought during one of the 100 loss seasons. It's going with me to the hill country in the morning.
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titanmaster_race said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

titanmaster_race said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I'll be there Saturday and then again Sunday when we get the ****ing trophy.
I'll be there Saturday too. Beer?


Abso****inglutely.


Hey me too!


I'm SRO so y'all tell me where to go


Same


Another successful Texags hookup?
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I'm exhausted.... and I won't be able to sleep. Both from the amazing game that was the first Astros WS game victory!

I'll be at MMP for Game 5!! Will be there all day beforehand. Let me know who will be there and wants to share a cold one!
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Going to Academy now to buy my World Series 1-1 series is tied Tshirt
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Attendance tonight 54,293 with 56,000 capacity. Let's show them what a REAL home field advantage is all about. How the **** do they not sell out a World Series game?
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I suggest dilly dilly as the official team slogan.
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maca1028 said:

saltydog09 said:

Guess I won't be washing this shirt. Worn it for games 6,7, and tonight.

Same here, I wore a beat up shirt that I bought during one of the 100 loss seasons. It's going with me to the hill country in the morning.


Wore a white undershirt and boxers since I was at home.
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titanmaster_race said:

NotGibbs said:

Dilly dilly you beautiful mother ****ers



Probably the absolute worst beer commercial ever, and as an old, I've seen more than enough to know (not to mention commercials for brands that even the fathers of the many young'uns here have never heard of).
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Frok said:

maca1028 said:

saltydog09 said:

Guess I won't be washing this shirt. Worn it for games 6,7, and tonight.

Same here, I wore a beat up shirt that I bought during one of the 100 loss seasons. It's going with me to the hill country in the morning.


Wore a white undershirt and boxers since I was at home.

Rock that **** all weekend...but stay at home.
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