Astros 2016 not so improbable, inconceivable march to the World Series

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SeaBasstian
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So after a great 2015 and as the offseason/spring training is winding down, it's time to start gearing up for our annual march to the World Series for the Astros. I realize there is a fake thread about this, but the thread I started last year ended up with a close loss in the ALDS, so why ruin a good thing? Let's do this.

Things we learned in 2015:


  • Summit is allowed back at MMP after proving he can be in attendance during wins
  • TOFA was a smashing success and almost got us the division and ALDS
  • The impact of the dancing cars on winning needs to be further investigated
  • Dancing Mexicans are a good way to celebrate a Astros victory
  • That little Altuve guy is still freaking good
  • Correa is the real deal
  • Gattis can sure hit triples
  • Ashby has a crush on Julia
  • The Royals can suck it
  • Odor is a little beetch

Things to look forward to in 2016:


  • Tyler White wins RoY
  • Dallas wins the Cy again
  • Correa wins the MVP
  • Continued TOFA
  • Continued dancing Mexicans
  • Continued dancing cars
  • WORLD SERIES CHAMPS
  • Summit attendance record is above .500
  • AJ Reed will be called up at some point and smash many home runs

Astros Drinking Game:

There was also talks of establishing an Astros drinking game for when we are all watching the Astros "together." I think we can make a list of running rules on here, if there's any interest. I'll try to keep the rules updated.

I was thinking something like this:

One drink:


  • Every time Ashby creeps/hits on Julia
  • Astros hit
  • Astros get a run
  • Astros get a strikeout
  • Every time mazag08 and Ag_07 argue about something


Additional drink:


  • Astros extra base hit

Chug:


  • Astros grand slam


Again these are flexible and are just ideas to get us started. If there's no interest, then no biggie...I'll just take them down .

Looking forwards to a great season, and let's get it started!!!!! Gig em, fellow Stros fans! We've been through the painful 100 loss seasons together, and now it's time to start kicking ass!!
Ag_07
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Welp...Got my popcorn ready

Bonfired
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...and if any Astros toss a no-hitter, McGibblets gets a 24-hour free pass.
zgood10
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Bro. Other thread.
Sea Gull
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...and if any Astros toss a no-hitter, McGibblets gets a 24-hour free pass.
100% agree with this rule. McGibblets is a staple among Astros fans here.

And I disagree with OP. Houston Summit needs to stay away from MMP.
Sea Gull
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Good article about AJ Reed coming up this year
astros4545
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In

Juan
gougler08
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This thread is already much better than the imposter
Ag_07
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I don't care which one we use so long as there is only one

Right now it's the off season and we've got 2 season threads which both have discussion and content about the off season.

It's a fluster cuck
bigjag19
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The official official official thread starts Sunday.
Farmer1906
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Lets just hope this goes better than my Rockets season thread.
Mr.Ackar07
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Mark your calendars for July 22nd

First 10,000 fans get these:

Astros Fedora presented by Goya
gougler08
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Mark your calendars for July 22nd

First 10,000 fans get these:

Astros Fedora presented by Goya
In
Aggie_3
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Sooooo which one is official I cant tell as neither have a warning from the moderator in the OP?
Sea Gull
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This one is for the real fans. Same dude started it last year...I'm not breaking tradition.
zgood10
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TOFA16
iBrad
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I'll post on whatever thread keeps going. Now they're all in my watch list.
Ag_07
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The thing is I think both will continue and we'll have duplicate discussions and two separate groups of posters. We need to chose and get staff to delete the other one or it's gonna be a drag having both around.

Like I said, I don't care as long as it's just one.
E
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quote:
TOFA16
texasaggie2015
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I like the rules of my drinking game better
3B Paul 97
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It is an election year. All of the regular posters need to rally support behind one thread. I'm more of a lurker than contributor, but I would suggest this one based on last years results. I am very superstitious.
Sea Gull
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All I know is I'm ready to pound beers and watch the Astros with you degenerates again. 4 days!
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Mark your calendars for July 22nd

First 10,000 fans get these:

Astros Fedora presented by Goya
"Chi Chi Rodriguez Fan Appreciation Day"
Sea Gull
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Anybody else nervous about the lofty expectations? People are already anointing Correa as the next MVP...
Nuke LaLoosh
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I really think we should get a game or two and all go and play the drinking game.
Nuke LaLoosh
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Also, this is the thread I will post on
zgood10
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Got my home opener tickets
Sea Gull
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Got my home opener tickets
How much did you pay for them? Were they outrageously expensive?
zgood10
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$75 for 300s behind home plate. Just twice the normal price. But hey, not nearly as bad as playoff rates.
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The thing is I think both will continue and we'll have duplicate discussions and two separate groups of posters. We need to chose and get staff to delete the other one or it's gonna be a drag having both around.

Like I said, I don't care as long as it's just one.
I disagree because you're dumb.

Now everyone drink. bahahaha
Sea Gull
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$75 for 300s behind home plate. Just twice the normal price. But hey, not nearly as bad as playoff rates.
Dang, not too bad. I forget what I paid for post season tickets. I'm not ashamed of it though...they were a blast!
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$75 for 300s behind home plate. Just twice the normal price. But hey, not nearly as bad as playoff rates.
Dang, not too bad. I forget what I paid for post season tickets. I'm not ashamed of it though...they were a blast!
At least up until the Correa/Rasmus back-to-back in the 2nd home game. I didn't care for the game much after that point.
Sea Gull
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Good point. The atmosphere was electric though.
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Oh, and juan!
Sea Gull
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Really looking forwards to his sophomore year. He's got fantastic stuff...
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