apologies if this thread exists already, but the fantasy season can't begin without hearing some of your best team names.

after kicking some around, I wanted to keep it astros related. I think I may have settled on: fister in the box. not the greatest, but at least it's mine and not ripped off from an espn blog or anything.

so whatcha got

I've caught myself saying "Bunghole Park" a lot recently, so I feel like I'll have to incorporate that if I pick him up. Nothing more refined than that yet, though.

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apologies if this thread exists already, but the fantasy season can't begin without hearing some of your best team names.

after kicking some around, I wanted to keep it astros related. I think I may have settled on: fister in the box. not the greatest, but at least it's mine and not ripped off from an espn blog or anything.

so whatcha got

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Funny you mention that, my buddy in our league is going with Fister in the 2 Hole.

I was kicking around Wacha Flocka Flame or Fartolo Cologne but, after listening to a Jonah Keri interview, I'm going to be Stat Producing Robots.

Mine usually ends up being "League Disabled List"

Boats 'N Stros

Crush City C*#t Killas

still a fan of "LoCain is a Helluva Drug"

Everyone in my league has adopted the approach of naming your team after the players on your initial roster. There's always some pretty creative and hilarious stuff by opening day and it's gotten to the point where I'm pretty sure people will reach for a player late in the draft with a good name to use in team name. Mine was too easy this year:

Wil Dat Ho Park on my Wong?

Wil Myers
Byung Ho Park
Kolten Wong