LeBron about to catch a beatdown

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Farmer1906
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http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1677741-exclusive-chael-sonnen-details-history-beef-with-lebron-james


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Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn.

And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him.

I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking.

I'd like to slap the divots right off his face.


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B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?

CS: He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.





The Collective
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The hell?
Frok
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I had a UFC employee tell me he saw


I'm sure a UFC employee would NEVER embellish the truth or flat out twist it.

Bose Ikard
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Chael Sonnen sounds like an attention seeking ***** who, perhaps because he works for a league that gets less attention than hockey, makes up ridiculous, over-the-top lies in an effort to get a story written about him on the bleacherreport.
Bose Ikard
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Still, there was a boy hanging back, too shy and too scared and too hopeful to push into the crowd, and I saw him, as reporters tend to. We stand back and watch it all, write it all down, try to see the bigger picture, and so we often catch the stragglers as the rest of the world misses them. When LeBron saw him, and cut through the crowd to him, I was as stupefied as anyone else in the gym.

"How you doing?" LeBron asked, and he reached out and grabbed his hand, a forced high-five. "What up? Hey."

I have not always been kind to LeBron, nor complimentary, though I stand by those columns and believe every word of what I wrote. Two years ago, whether by immaturity or sadness or the adjustment of going from universally beloved to wholly loathed, he was not a basketball player who should have gone un-scrutinized, nor, at least if you gave Cleveland it's fair shake, a guy who should have gotten a free pass.

Yet here, now, he was certainly a good man. In this moment he absolutely was. These were not the antics, even the kind antics, of a star going through the motions. Reporters and children can usually see through the BS. We all saw a LeBron who wanted to be here, lending whatever meaning his fame and success can have to kids who need to be reminded they can have great futures


http://www.foxsportsflorida.com/02/16/13/LeBron-James-builds-legacy-off-the-court/landing_heat.html?blockID=865353
CFTXAG10
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Who the eff is Chael Sonnen?
Farmer1906
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quote:
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I had a UFC employee tell me he saw


I'm sure a UFC employee would NEVER embellish the truth or flat out twist it.




A UFC employee wouldn't Cheal would. I wonder how much us true.
Diet Cokehead
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His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.
12thMan2012
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All of that sounds true. Especially the part where he pushed the kid on the wheel chair out of the way. Probably pushed him into a wall.
Groosome
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His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.


This is the one that got me rolling. I honestly don't care either way about him (although everyone on the LeBron thread thinks I can't stand the guy), but this line just cracked me up.
Guitarsoup
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One of my old teammates is fairly high up at UFC. I sent him a message with a link to the ever-reliable Bleacher Report article.
Fat Bib Fortuna
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This is right up there with the articles Bleacher Report does about "The most important draft pick for every NFL team ever" - but all of the picks are from 2003 or later.
Farmer1906
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"LeBron’s off the hook," Sonnen said on the Toucher & Rich Morning show in Boston. "LeBron has made it right." When asked what that meant, Sonnen said, "That’s between LeBron and me. He did the right thing, and I forgave him."


Good for Bron. I was worried about his safety.
Ulrich
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I guess Sonnen realized he's a 6'1 205 athlete no one has ever heard of while Lebron is 6'8 260 and possibly the best athlete the world has ever seen.
Houston Summit
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His mother went West. Holy ****
Farmer1906
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Ulrich, you ever see NBA players fight? It aint pretty.

I'm pretty sure little 5'10" GSP would give LeBron the beating on a lifetime.
beerad12man
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Lol at saying no one has heard of sonnen. He's obviously not on lebrons level, but he's fairly popular in his own right.

And pretty sure GSP would give him a beating? Of course Gsp would.

[This message has been edited by beerad12man (edited 7/20/2013 2:01p).]
Knife_Party
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Ulrich, you ever see NBA players fight? It aint pretty.

I'm pretty sure little 5'10" GSP would give LeBron the beating on a lifetime.



I seem to remember a little 6' Russian who people said wouldn't be able to fight standing up with 6'7'' American. Boy were they wrong. You're smokin buffalo chips if you don't think a top MMA fighter wouldn't smoke Lebron for breakfast.
madd_ag_05
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Chael Sonnen sounds like an attention seeking *****

That's because he is. Look him up. He's like a mini Vince McMahon as far as self promotion. He's a master of publicly portraying a WWE-style heel character...
PatAg
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Yea, but Lebron could pay someone enough money to destroy some mma queer and never feel the hit.
Bjwink
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RULE #1!!

[This message has been edited by Bjwink (edited 7/22/2013 1:19p).]

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Dr. Not Yet Dr. Ag
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Saw West at North Park mall this weekend, it appears he has moved on from Lebron's mother.
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