Funniest "Football" Chants w/Lyrics

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Not a soccer fan, but these are funny. Might be something for the GA section to consider.
http://www.bing.com/search?q=funniest%20chants%20in%20english%20football%20w%2Flyrics&qs=n&form=QBRE&pq=funniest%20chants%20in%20english%20football%20w%2Flyrics&sc=0-43&sp=-1&sk=&cvid=2A992729E9B1478FA28FD95D7C418345


Rocky Rider
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Sorry, but I have faith the Ags at Olsen can do much better than this.
jkag89
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Sorry, but I have faith the Ags at Olsen can do much better than this.
Exactly, very little of that was creative and mostly inappropriate for Olsen Field where the Raggies pride themselves on being rowdy while maintaining a family friendly environment.
drthoop
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What is this "soccer" that you speak of?
Tom Hooper '82,'84,'86---- College Station, Texas
byfLuger41
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(Insert Dre's favorite Terry slip chant here)
wangus12
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Sorry, but I have faith the Ags at Olsen can do much better than this.
Exactly, very little of that was creative and mostly inappropriate for Olsen Field where the Raggies pride themselves on being rowdy while maintaining a family friendly environment.
Party killer. Get stuff from the lower level divisions of England and its freaking awesome.
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(Insert Dre's favorite Terry slip chant here)
Best chant in all of football.

I was a big fan of United's anti-City chant but then they had to go and get good and ruin it.

In '76
This much is true
A trophy was won by a team in blue
It's been a long time
Since that day
So we'll sing them a song that they f****** hate

35 years (**** all!)
35 years (**** all!)
35 years (**** all!)
35 years (**** all!)
Old School Rucking
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Celery, Celery...
TheMasterplan
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Get your tits out for the lads is my favorite
redd38
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We hate Baylor
Yes we do
Hoorah! Hoorah!

We hate Baylor
Yes we do
Hoorah!

You lie, you cheat
You steal, you sue

(I forgot this line)
We hate you!

We hate Baylor
Yes we do
Hoorah!
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Shoutout to Green Street Hooligans to introducing me to possibly the catchiest chant out there:

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked ev'rywhere

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

UNITED! *clap clap clap* UNITED!
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I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed
Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead
It seems to last forever, and time goes slowly by
Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly

'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's alright
Night time is the right time, we make love
Then it's his and my time, we take off

My baby takes the morning train,
He works from nine till five and then,
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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Shoutout to Green Street Hooligans to introducing me to possibly the catchiest chant out there:

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked ev'rywhere

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

UNITED! *clap clap clap* UNITED!
Got to see it and sing it at Upton Park this January. I will upload the video if I can figure out how. Sucks that Upton Park (and Green Street) is now just a part of football lore. Any of you fans of bigger clubs with landlocked and aging grounds thinking about going to see a match should pull the trigger sooner than later (looking your way, Spurs, Everton, Chelsea fans).
drhockey14
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Shoutout to Green Street Hooligans to introducing me to possibly the catchiest chant out there:

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked ev'rywhere

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

UNITED! *clap clap clap* UNITED!
Got to see it and sing it at Upton Park this January. I will upload the video if I can figure out how. Sucks that Upton Park (and Green Street) is now just a part of football lore. Any of you fans of bigger clubs with landlocked and aging grounds thinking about going to see a match should pull the trigger sooner than later (looking your way, Spurs, Everton, Chelsea fans).


Sad. I forgot it closed.
Serotonin
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Haha, nice reference.

Posting chants on a message board really doesn't do it justice. Kind of like posting the transcript of a stand up comic. You get the idea but much better being there.
Serotonin
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West Ham has some great tunes and had awesome bands in the oi!/punk scene that were followers in the late '70s thru mid '80s. Had a fearsome reputation, although not quite on the level of Chelsea and Millwall. The hooligan element pretty much correlates perfectly with the most disliked club vote, even today:

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