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I created a fantasy league for this year. It's creatively titled "TexAgs Classic League" and the league code to join is 1634813-400128.

The other league is a head-to-head titled "TexAgs Head-to-Head League" and the code to join is 1634813-400242.

If you haven't done this before, the website is [url=http://fantasy.premierleague.com/][/url][url=http://fantasy.premierleague.com/][/url]http://fantasy.premierleague.com. Go there, click "Leagues," "Join a League (private)," and enter the code.

I am back in Texas

Pick Off is Coming

Here we go.

Who's in?

Me.

I won money and then texags stole it back

And then I lost the farm.

Ho hum... 100% on my picks this week.

Waiting for our pick-off update.....

jeffk didn't suck, the rest of us did.

More to come when I sober up from drowning my losses

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With gifs, I try to read the lips to see if they match. I can't figure out how she says good.

All the leaders took some huge risks on upsets and hit most if not all of them. I split mine up pretty evenly between risky and safe picks. Currently at #75 with a +6000 gain from last week

It was rough

Rule #1 Pickoff Competition - Week #1

Welcome back to our annual Rule #1 Pickoff Competition! This year, we have upgraded to using a nice slick interface that makes it a pain to search for individual users in the weekly standings.

The college season opened up Thursday night. First upset, South Carolina wins over Vanderbilt. First, can you believe this is considered an upset? Anyway, with upsets, lots of money is shuffled around in the Texags pickem accounts. Let's go take a look!



Oh noes... This is bad... I just made several thousand dollars and all I have to show for it is a sorry we suck again email from staph...

This set off a series of bad events for most rule #1ers. Money was lost by everyone. Everyone, except for one man. JeffK.

Our Houston area reported caught up to him.

Reporter: Mr K, you actually won. That seems odd given your previous records. What do you attribute it to?

JeffK: As I always tell my players, when you aren't winning, like in 5 years not winning, quit and take a job at a place that is already winning. Get the glory without the labor.

Reporter: And where is this place?

JeffK: Wisconsin. Those cheesey yanks hate cajun tigers and they proved it by badgering them into submission.

Reporter: That, that was awful.

JeffK: I don't make these quotes up. And it was pretty bad, even for Pro Sandy levels.

Pro Sandy: Moving along, let's go to the scoreboard.



Oh look, it's broken! **psst, Pro Sandy** Anyway, tune in next week to see how **it's working** great Pro Sandy is doing! **The scoreboard is working fine** bye bye!



We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important announcement. The Rule #1 Pickoff Competition Scoreboard!



sigh

Excellent work.

Nailed it.

My bets are going to be huge.

I'm going to win, oh I'm going to win big.

I'm making Pro Sandy Great Again

Prairie View is +10680

I'm not saying you're going to win big, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WIN BIG.

This Oklahoma State Quarterback. Wow. You've got to see this guy: 'Uhh, I don't know what to do. Uhh, I'll throw it away.' What a loser! My quarterbacks will be the best. Smartest. We will win again.

I like my MAC refs who don't make the wrong call

Penn State, I'll tell you - you'll be so proud of me and so proud of yourselves if you win.

Just remember this -- in all fairness, to the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of Pitt.

I like that Jo Pa called me brilliant, I'll be totally honest.

By the way, who would you rather have calling your defense: Sandusky or Chavis?

Eh?

Not so great of a Pickoff weekend.

Stupid Lobos.

Ladies and gentlemen,

please!

Thank you!

No, no, you can stop your applause,

OK, keep clapping.

PRO SANDY! PRO SANDY!

Thank you. Thank you.

This, this is wonderful.

You know, they said we were done for. They said, "no way Pro Sandy cane come back." Here I am, I made $251 dollars this week. I think I'll buy a new jet with that money.

Look at my opponents.

Redd? Greasy chicken hands.

jeffk? I read in the paper the other day his football team hadn't won in years. Now, he'll come on and claim he's not part of that team, but just look at what the papers say. All the best papers, all the great journalists, they said he's the coach. I'm just saying.

CDub? Is this guy even a Texan? He claims to like New Mexican food better. Let's just say we aren't sending our finest food tasters to New Mexico. Just wait for the big beautiful wall, my friend. Let's see if you get your green chile chimichanga then.

Smith&Co? You follow this guy on twitter? What a stiff, what a stiff, Smith and his co. By the way he has registered zero in the polls. All he does is party and drink. L 7 loser in my book. (psst... where we drinking tonight?)

And then there's nick. They trust this guy with a social media account? He bet on tech. Tech! And have you seen his hands? I'm not a big fan. The last thing we need is another Nick.

What a bunch of losers. Pathetic!