Long Beach Cali, dawg. Yo, me and louie dog, he keeps me sane you know, we run to the party and dance to the rhythm. It gets harder

programming jokes on twitter? Lame-o.

Post them here.

Here's one.

C++? It should be ++C!

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

To prevent issues similar to that, I ask my kids "Do you want cake exclusive or ice cream?" I'm not letting them get away with any of this nonsense.

Unrelated, I think ohsnap should replace helloworld as the "basic" program. ohsnap would allow you to demonstrate while loops, input, and display. Here it is in python.

#ohSnap.py
#Pro Sandy
#Python 3, ver: 3.3.2
#Wing IDE 101, 5.0.1-1 (rev 30370)
#Program determines if an "Oh, snap!" is appropriately warranted.

def ohSnap():
YES = ["YES", "Y"]
NO = ["NO", "N"]
YNOPTIONS = YES + NO


while True:
toldCheck = input("Did someone get told? ")
if toldCheck.upper() in YNOPTIONS:
if toldCheck.upper() in YES:
print("Oh, snap!\n")
break
else:
print("Tell them.\n")

else:
print("Invalid input. You got told.")

Now in C++

//ohSnap.cpp
//Pro Sandy
//C++
//Microsoft Visual C++ 2010 Express Ver. 10.0.30319.1
//Determines if Oh, Snap! is warranted.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <sstream>

using namespace std;

void ohSnap (){
string told;
string yes = "yes";
string no = "no";

cout << "Was someone told? ";
getline (cin, told);
if(told == yes){
cout << "Oh snap!" << endl;
}
else if(told == no){
cout << "Tell them." << endl;
}
else{
cout << "Invalid input. You got told." << endl;
}
return;

}

int main(){
ohSnap();
return 0;
}


Finally, Prolog.

%ohSnap.pl
%
%Pro Sandy
%Created: February 1, 2014
%
%Written in Microsoft Windows Notepad
%Developed for and tested using SWI-Prolog version 7.1.5
%
%This program runs on query.
%
%This program query's the user to determine if the use of Oh Snap is warranted.

ohSnap(oh_snap) :-
told(yes),
!.

ohSnap(tell_them) :-
told(no),
!.

ohSnap(invalid_input_you_got_told) :-
told(C).

getTold :-
write('Did someone get told?: '),
read(A),
nl,
assert(told(A)).

query :-
retractall(told(A)),
getTold,
ohSnap(B),
write(B),
nl.

#__main__
if __name__ == "__main__":
ohSnap()

hey I'm the nerd here

But I am currently brushing up on C++ and learning Python for job hunting purposes/making myself more marketable. So this is relevant to my interests.

What do you do for a living Sandy?

Here's a joke:

You call an IT guy and tell him that there is a problem on his network. He accepts responsibility and embarks to correct it immediately.

LOL JK

He blames someone else then watches Netflix because he's lazy.

Why would anyone bet on A&M in pickoff this week??? Current 1 to 494...

Party at the Conroe AT&T store

Are you one of those knuckleheads camping out for a new iPhone?

Don't call me a knucklehead. I have a chair. The knuckleheads don't.

Sterling? Ha. Your record doesn't look so Sterling to me. Amiright?

Did you tell them to shut up and take your money?

I tried walking out with money left in my wallet. They don't allow that.

POTD Nominee! I'm famous

quote:

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Sterling? Ha. Your record doesn't look so Sterling to me. Amiright?

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Well, it's unblemished by wins if that's what you're getting at.

I was talking trash TO Sterling. Scuff their record up some more.

Right.... Got it!

I would give your POTD nominee some love, but I'm currently an lolpoor.

mid, navy. Currently getting a degree in compsci

What's the name of your WiFi router?

Anyone else get the new iPhone?

I asked the first question!

Everyone. Post your WiFi router name. I'm hoping theyre funny.

Mines WiFi for Freedom.

Doghouse

Sanduskys Playground

whatever the AT&T default designation is

The Interwebs

These are kind of lame.

I can currently see one network that is called "Hidden Network"

hey cdub, what happen to jfishsux?

Only lost $1,951 this week in pick 'em.

I dont live near jfish anymore so there's no need to taunt them.

2014 Pick 'em Week 4 Update

Week 4 Standings
#128 jeffk
#130 mid90
#230 GigemNick
#1040 CDub06
#1063 Pro Sandy

Overall Standings
#40 mid90
#368 jeffk
#815 Pro Sandy
#818 GigemNick
#1132 CDub06