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Bret Mustburger is terrible.

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condoaggie
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Has anyone told him we play at Kyle Field not Kyle Stadium. Bob Davie should know better. I mean it is Lambeau Stadium or Soilder Stadium.
Cant Think of a Name
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Who is worse? Musberger or May?
condoaggie
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Brent is such a Big-10 homer. I am watching the 0u game from last year. I have season tickets so I don't watch many home games. brent is bad. He needs to go. May is okay - but give me Kirk Herbstreit or Verne Lunquist from CBS - SEC games.
Deerfield
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brent sure does love the horns....I know that much..
I am a Banana!
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i normaly mute the tv and turn on the radio when he is on.
PapaJohn14
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quote:
Who is worse? Musberger or May?

They both are equally terrible.
jt2hunt
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he gets old and tries to talk too much. almost all those announcers talk too damn much.


why can't we just listen to the sounds of the stadium and push the mute button for the tools.
98ponygt
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At gameday he rocked sneakers and a suit a la ben stein. I yelled "nice shoes musburger!" Pretty sure Herbie almost lost it.
MonkeyKnifeFighter
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Scriffer
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**shudder**
Face
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Does this topic really merit its own thread?
I am a Banana!
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I always hear something like this:

"TOUCHDOWN!! and he is tackled at the ten."

[This message has been edited by I am a Banana! (edited 8/11/2007 10:18p).]
Rubble
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He is the dumbest commentator I have ever heard. If he is doing a game that I am watching, I mute the TV b/c a can't take it!
Bocephus
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he loves the sips.
masterofjusticeAg07
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As much as his love affair with tu pisses me off, what sealed the deal in terms of my hate for Mussburger was his handling of the '98 Big 12 championship game. I think it was around the 3rd quarter when A&M started to really begin stealing the game, but one would never have known it due to the vomit inducing, Michael Bishop fallatio fest that mussburger demonstrated on national tv.

I never could have guessed his love for Bishop would ever have been eclipsed, but radio proved me wrong.

If you watch Sir Parker run and the chaos which followed, one gets the general impression that mussburger was genuinely heartbroken that the Bishop love fest had to end. Those damn, irrelevant Aggies had to go and ruin it by winning the game. Ever since then, my vehement hate for mushmouth has never really subsided.
navy57
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"Brent Musberger is terrible"

Germans bomb Moon.
Madonna reclaims virginity.
Clinton defines "is."
Britney enters nunnery,

Gig 'Em, Aggies !!
navy57
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Dp

[This message has been edited by navy57 (edited 8/12/2007 7:13a).]
The Collective
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The first Goodson run against OU - he proclaimed "GONE"...haha. Take a drink!
turtleeater
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Brent Musburger is the best along with Dave Barnett.
13 0 Branding Iron
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Mussburger drinking game:

Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.

john90*
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How many people have died playing this drinking game?
monarch
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Well, if they have died, the good thing is they don't have to listen to Brent anymore.

I love my family...
monarch
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I grew up in So-Cal, and I can remember Brent from his days at the CBS outlet in LA, channel 2. He sucked then doing high school sports, he sucked while he was covering USC, then sucked more when he was covering the Rams before they moved to St. Louis. He then started doing NFL games, and the rest of the country got to enjoy him on a grander basis, but he still sucked.

If there ever was a reason to "make" somebody retire from their job, Brent is a prime example of what happens when you don't. He is just plain, downright lousy.



I love my family...
OrygunAg
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Pile on. Rambling incoherent banter with anyone that will listen. He is in love with his own voice.
pirate_Agg05
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i have a feeling you can't watch more than about 1 quarter of any football game using those rules before you either pass out or die. not to mention, after about 5 or 10 minutes i think everyone would begin to forget the rules.
TAZ99
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That game needs a "Daylight" rule.
mus brentburger
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Brent is greatness...
AnalogyAg
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"Mussberger called- dad hung up"


anyone who could inspire me to that line at the risk of offending a great person like 3GA...well, speaks for itself.
Aggie Q
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it's Muss Brentburger when are yall gonna get it??!?!
Verne Lundquist
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Good afternoon everybody we welcome you to the Home Depot SEC on CBS. I am Verne Lundquist along with Gary Danielson and Tracy Wolfson

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