Just blew my lunch hour going through this thread! I won't be worth squat at work this afternoon! Just incredibly hilarious! FWIW, my vote for #1 goes to the B-12 South coaches as the Village People.
"Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!"
-Gen. Buck Turgidson, USAF
"Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!"
-Gen. Buck Turgidson, USAF