We all know What Gee's definition is. How do you define Ass Whipping.

I'd say 77-17 has a real nice ring to it. Any beating by more than 40 I think qualifies.

1 point in overtime [/Guy Morriss]

I would define it by a margin of 28 or more.

56-28ish. anything worse than that would be much appreciated.

when the ass changes from a liquid consistency to a fluffy one.

73-10

BTHO Baylor!!

I'd say the 77-0 OU game.
Not a 1 pt OT victory.

Probably when you beat somebody by 21-24+ points. Also depends on the game.

The Chiefs lost to the Broncos by 20 point on Monday night, but that game was an ass beating because Broncs held them to just a field goal till only 5 minutes left.

28+ margin of victory while holding the opponent to < 14

losing to baylor, whipped my ass all year! And will continue to whip it until 11:30 on Saturday!

Listening to Baylor fans this week.

aTm2004, YOU wouldn't define an ass-whippin' as 1 point in OT, but evidently Morriss does.

Personally, I think team A scoring 4+ touchdowns more than team B, and team B scoring less than 20 points, is an ass-whippin'.

What is "What we will to to Baylor this weekend?", Alex.

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I say 89-3 that looks like and ass whipping!

[This message has been edited by Twigg99 (edited 9/29/2005 2:39p).]

77-0 qualifies as one.

Yes, a big score would be good, but the score I really want to see is ZERO. A defensive shutout would make my day. Not likely with this defense, but if it did, it would be the sign of progress I need to see. That's my first hope. Opening the floodgates for Reggie, J-Carter and a five catch, five touchdown day for Schroeder would be gravy.

On that note, I put my vote in for 94-0. Whoop!

Ass whipping:

I dunno, generally you know an asswhipping when you see it. That said, there is more to an asswhipping than simply scoring points, I think that term implies a schooling in all phases of the game. If Baylor can put up 4 TDs on A&M then I don't care if the victory was never in doubt, or if the game wasn't close, it wasn't the complete domination required for the label 'asswhipping'.

IBTL!

you bass tard for posting that pic, now I'm sitting in the library trying to not let my woodrow be evident to all.

"28+ margin of victory while holding the opponent to < 14"

so like 70-17 isn't a blowout?



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this thread is an "ass whipping"

I have to go with 77-0 at the end of the third quarter.

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