So if l$u (<-- slur retired only briefly during NIL era) does indeed face no repercussions, we'd better take heed.
Here is my plan:
....Title I) Officiation. Whereas officiation decides most close games, and officiation is conventionally beyond reproach in terms of revising outcomes, and officiation-related bureaucracies are the most venal and poorly fortified:
........I.A) We shall compile an index of all serving officials in the professional, collegiate, and high school ranks across the country, and assess the intrinsic favorability towards Texas A&M of each official.
........I.B) For officials deemed to have low intrinsic favorability towards Texas A&M, upon judgment of appointed officers of the Athletic Department, we shall assess relative leverage towards improving favorability in terms of:
............I.B.1) means of positive reinforncement ("carrot"), such as gifts, future campaign contributions, prepaid health insurance coverage, website memberships, etc.
............I.B.2) means of negative reinforncement ("stick"), such as assistance in lawsuits regarding property disputes, sharing of any discovered financial information with the IRS, etc.
............I.B.3) means of targeted education ("the pun") regarding categories of rules where Texas A&M is historically over-penalized
............I.B.4) means of suppressing remedies through conventional means ("kompromat"), such as compromising video footage, online chat records, etc.