Always a welcome marker that the games are not far away!
"When you have no idea who's on your team's roster this season"
First SEC Shorts for the 2026 season in ~90 minutes
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Always a welcome marker that the games are not far away!
"When you have no idea who's on your team's roster this season"
I liked it!
I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the dang (sc) goalie never knew what the hell hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'
Bama: "Our Isaiah Horton?"
A&M: "What's it like to be poor? Waaah!"
Bama: "Not great, thanks!"
A&M: "What's it like to be poor? Waaah!"
Bama: "Not great, thanks!"
"....and....we're being sued by Jayden Daniels"
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Football's really back now!
The TN guy wearing the poofy jacket from 1998 - they still act like they're CFB royalty and that they're super close to winning again, even though they played against a 3rd string FSU QB.
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plates I see everywhere.
- A&M calling Alabama poor.
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plates I see everywhere.
- A&M calling Alabama poor.
I know a lot about a little, and a little about a lot.
"And we're being sued by Jayden Daniels"
World's worst proofreader
zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
Solid start. Glad they're back and it's football season again.
TxAg76 said:zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
Probably like 80 years
I have reached the point where I love SEC Shorts more than I love actual college football. A wonderful Monday morning surprise!
TxAg76 said:zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
Many gravestones will read "Texas A&M XXXX* national champions"
*Do I need to add another "X"?
Loved the flashback to 2007 with Florida. How many people on texags were the A&M version of that guy in 2007?
Arky: (can't name their new head coach) I do know we almost got James Franklin
Host: yeah, you were not even close to hiring James Franklin
Arky: (can't name their new head coach) I do know we almost got James Franklin
Host: yeah, you were not even close to hiring James Franklin
Good laugh!
Diego Pavia / Manziel reference.
Just well done SEC Shorts.
Just well done SEC Shorts.
Lol, A&M and Texas both just immediately got correct answers at the expense of Auburn and Alabama
TxAg76 said:zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
We should win one first.
Then we can be as obnoxious as the orange twins.
Tramp96 said:
"....and....we're being sued by Jayden Daniels"
says the 5th post.
Strong start to the season
walton91 said:
Loved the flashback to 2007 with Florida. How many people on texags were the A&M version of that guy in 2007?
Arky: (can't name their new head coach) I do know we almost got James Franklin
Host: yeah, you were not even close to hiring James Franklin
Let me try...
McGee
Jerrod
Tannehill
Jamie McCoy? But listed as TE/FB?
Ah, McCoy didn't arrive til 2008. TJ Sanders and Jeff Wood (never heard of him) were the other QBs on the roster
Ugly said:Tramp96 said:
"....and....we're being sued by Jayden Daniels"
says the 5th post.
Oh damn! I wish I could take credit for that!
Perfect!!
ROFL.. college football is so broken. That was epic.
About the only thing that isn't broken with College Football.
Anyway, good to be back.
Anyway, good to be back.
Phenomenal
Let it leak Myles, Von, and Mike Evans decided to come back.....
Lame.
Ag Tag said:
Lame.
they are all lame not sure why they get so much run here
zag213004 said:TxAg76 said:zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
Many gravestones will read "Texas A&M 2026 National Champions"
FIFY
TxAg76 said:zooguy96 said:
- I live in TN, and can't stand the number of 1998 championship license plate I see everywhere.
Now imagine what OUR fanbase is gonna do, should we win one….and imagine how long WE would ride that out
What do you mean SHOULD we win one? We already won one and are still riding it out.
Tramp96 said:
"....and....we're being sued by Jayden Daniels"
Funniest part of the skit
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