Kelly is an obvious pick based on success at ND. SEC experience would be irrelevant because UM walks a different path in a different forest.

Sark: sure, why not? UM is one of the few programs that can money-whip at 'horns' level and has a longer pedigree, plus OSU/Oregon/Indiana easier than Bama/Georgia/Ole Miss/LSU/OU/us.

Elko: ha ha ha ha ha ha, no pedigree yet. They won't gamble.

Saban: ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ms. Terry don't like cold.

Meyer: moving on...

Kiffin: now this would be wild. UM can totally money-whip LSU. Easier path to natty. Are his papers finalized? If not, #HeGone

Gruden: because why not?

Cignetti: passed on PSU, but UM can throw a LOT of money his way.

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Buddy of mine has a text from a source. Apparently he was making suicidal threats in front of wife and then went to side piece's house and was making homocidal threats. Dude is crashing out as a result of the consequences of his own actions. Sad stuff.

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Damn did she go to HR or leak the story? How did this get out?

Edit: hadn't seen DoorDashGate post above.

From the Detroit Free Press:
Sherrone Moore reportedly detained by police after Michigan firing
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2025/12/10/sherrone-moore-arrested-michigan-football/87709407007/

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Ex-Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore has been detained by police.

According to ESPN's Dan Wetzel, police in Saline, Michigan "assisted in locating and detaining Moore" and turned it over to Pittsfield Township for an investigation into potential charges.

Asked about Moore a little after 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Saline Police Chief Marlene A. Radzik referred comment to the Pittsfield Charter Township Police Department. Multiple department representatives did not immediately return messages.

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The alleged side piece mysteriously got a rather large raise last year.

CharleyKerfeld said:

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The alleged side piece mysteriously got a rather large raise last year.

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That's first class Texagging right there.

The curse of Harbaugh's fake championship.

Nm.....saw the earlier arrested posts.

Lane Kiffin will retain the young staffer on his new Michigan staff pic.twitter.com/YSeqJZZ42T

— Frank Regina (@frankregina) December 10, 2025

Lol

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lol

The University of Michigan’s investigation into Sherrone Moore’s “inappropriate relationship with a staff member” began shortly after the U-M athletic department received an anonymous tip from a DoorDash driver which stated that he’d personally delivered Plan B to Moore’s office.

— Scott Hughes (@ScottHughesCBB) December 10, 2025

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Wait so this was their protection plan ALONG WITH GETTING AN ABORTION, or some are claiming the use of Plan B was the abortion?

This is gross, and that side piece is just as much to blame.

Rumor is he went to the staffers house and made threats.

Has the pregnancy/abortion angle of this been reported by a credible news source?

All I've seen reported is that he was fired for having an affair and has been arrested for an unknown reason.

barstoolexpert said:

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I know you're not supposed to bang other women when you're married… but why does this cause you do get terminated from coaching football

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She was a staff subordinate. Can't diddle your staff.

EKUAg said:

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Can't diddle your staff.

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yeah pretty sure that's a permaban on Texags.

For $1.99 you can leave Sherrone Moore a voicemail.
Looks like he's an overnighter…

EKUAg said:

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barstoolexpert said:

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I know you're not supposed to bang other women when you're married… but why does this cause you do get terminated from coaching football

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She was a staff subordinate. Can't diddle your staff.

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Can't diddle your staff, possibly force them to use Plan B, and get caught.

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EKUAg said:

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Can't diddle your staff.

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yeah pretty sure that's a permaban on Texags.

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are you saying TAs staph massages the one-eyed monster?

And just like that their OC, Chip Lindsey, is poachable.

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EKUAg said:

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barstoolexpert said:

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I know you're not supposed to bang other women when you're married… but why does this cause you do get terminated from coaching football

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She was a staff subordinate. Can't diddle your staff.

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Can't diddle your staff, possibly force them to use Plan B, and get caught.

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Haha yes. A lot more information has come out since I posted this lol. Definitely can't bang, abort, and then promote. The TexAger who found the pay increase… impressive work

I believe Brian Kelly time as a head coach has come and gone. He reminds me of Dennis Francionne And coached long enough to be found out he wasn't a good coached.

How often does a coach expect to get offered a job like Michigan? Dude needs to keep his junk in the trunk.

Bobaloo said:

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How often does a coach expect to get offered a job like Michigan? Dude needs to keep his junk in the trunk.

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That doesnt mean what you think it means.

TheBonifaceOption said:

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Bobaloo said:

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How often does a coach expect to get offered a job like Michigan? Dude needs to keep his junk in the trunk.

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That doesnt mean what you think it means.

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Maybe say keep his gun holstered

Paging Bobby Petrino's Neckbrace.

Why would he be arrested got having a relationship with a staff member?

Maybe he can go to the cleansing waters of Alabama as a consultant and then as an assistant. It worked for others.

This. ^

Who?mikejones! said:

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Why would he be arrested got having a relationship with a staff member?

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That's not why he would be arrested!

Yes, obviously. What did he get arrested for?

Who?mikejones! said:

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Yes, obviously. What did he get arrested for?

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Twitter says he broke into the sidepiece's apartment and threatened to kill her.
That's generally frowned upon.

TheBonifaceOption said:

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Bobaloo said:

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How often does a coach expect to get offered a job like Michigan? Dude needs to keep his junk in the trunk.

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That doesnt mean what you think it means.

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Or maybe he knows exactly what that means…. would have solved on of the resulting issues….

CharleyKerfeld said:

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Who?mikejones! said:

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Yes, obviously. What did he get arrested for?

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Twitter says he broke into the sidepiece's apartment and threatened to kill her.
That's generally frowned upon.

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Mention of sodomy and some other charges, allegedly

pic.twitter.com/zur94uSuEF

— Jp (@jdizzy032782) December 11, 2025

What in the world actually happened?!

Pretty sure you dont need plan b with a dude... unless we are talking a girl turned dude

A male staff member. What the...?

Be careful believing what you see on X

A quick glance of that account and you can clearly see the dude is a troll who is making things up.

When he subed in for Harbaugh, won his first game and cried like a baby…..that was weird.