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Thunderstruck xx
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Jack Ruby said:

the most cool guy said:

Iraq2xVeteran said:

Congratulations to defending CFP Champion Ohio State on defeating Texas 14-7 in a defensive slugfest for their 5th consecutive win. As a result, Ohio State snapped Texas' 11-game road winning streak by handing them their first road loss since a 41-34 loss at Oklahoma State on 10/22/22.

Staff, can we please get rid of this Chat GPT bot that somehow was able to secure an Ag tag?


It's his shtick. Annoying at first, but now it's hilarious


This is chatGPT doing a texags poster impression:

Welp, the Horns marched into Columbus tonight with all the ESPN hype, Arch Manning already fitted for his bronze statue, and the preseason coronation still drying on the printer. Final score? Ohio State 14, Texas 7.

Arch's big debut: 170 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT. Translation: looked like a freshman trying to beat Bama on NCAA Football 2006, except he had five stars glued to his name. The vaunted Texas offense? Three red zone trips, one lonely touchdown. Turns out you can't hang banners for "almost scoring."

Meanwhile, Ohio State's freshman QB Julian Sayin calmly dropped a 40-yard dime and handed the Horns their participation trophy. OSU's defense treated the Longhorns like the Big 12 did in 2009 to 2021: shut 'em down and laughed about it later.

But don't worry, Austin media's already spinning it: "Moral victory on the road… tough environment… Arch showed flashes…" Yeah, flashes of throwing it to the wrong jersey.

So here we are. Texas is 01, Aggies undefeated, and the Longhorns just reminded the country they are still the Mona Lisa of September face-plants.

Popcorn's hot.
rootube
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AlaskanAg99 said:





Nice someone said hold my beer to the $550k bet.
Drundel
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Stole this from FB.

TAMUallen
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Wrong thread
infinity ag
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How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.
TAMUallen
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infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude
usmcbrooks
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rootube said:

AlaskanAg99 said:





Nice someone said hold my beer to the $550k bet.


A fool and his money, something something.
infinity ag
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TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.
LB12Diamond
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Who knew laughing and making posts is considered dancing in the street.
TAMUallen
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infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.


Cool
APHIS AG
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AlaskanAg99 said:




Well, like the old saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.
Jawn Dough
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infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.
usmcbrooks
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You should ask staff to change your username to infinity_BAS
the more coolest guy
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Infinity ag is one of the coolest posters on here.
TAMUallen
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"What happened to arch manning" -ABC
Bobaloo
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Arch needs some more endorsements….It isn't on him (hype). The delusional Texas fans can't be helped. "Best QB prospect in the last 25 years." He's done nothing in his career to this point. Zero. The kid at FSU looks much better through two quarters. "The stage is not too big for him." He's never played on a big stage. "An NFL ready arm." Really? Zero evidence to support that claim.
Charlie 31
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Drundel said:

Stole this from FB.



Since it is useless, you probably ought to give it back.
Bunk Moreland
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the more coolest guy said:

Infinity ag is one of the coolest posters on here.


Sorry your team lost and Arch looks like a joke.
TAMUallen
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He looks like a shaggy dog saying well we just lost


Worst game in last 10 seasons for a sip qb yet he is Heisman level lol
Ginormus Ag
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APHIS AG said:

AlaskanAg99 said:




Well, like the old saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.


Had to have been matthew mcconaughey.
TexasAGGIEinAR
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Jawn Dough said:

infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.


Says the person calling people "bro" like he's 11.
YouBet
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ABC just showed stat that Manning had the most inaccurate QB performance in last ten years.
TAMUallen
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TexasAGGIEinAR said:

Jawn Dough said:

infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.


Says the person calling people "bro" like he's 11.


Bro is like 30 plus, 11 is bruh... maybe
the more coolest guy
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My team hasn't lost yet, bro. But they'll lose like 8 times this year. Everyone knows.
Jawn Dough
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TexasAGGIEinAR said:

Jawn Dough said:

infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.


Says the person calling people "bro" like he's 11.

You got a problem with gay people?
classof92
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It's Corso. Not Corsa
gigemags-99
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Okay, sip
Buzzkill
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Jawn Dough said:

TexasAGGIEinAR said:

Jawn Dough said:

infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.


Says the person calling people "bro" like he's 11.

You got a problem with gay people?


Kick his ass , Sea Bass!!
Ginormus Ag
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I hate the State Farm commercial with the passion of a billion white hot burning suns.
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Here's a summary of page 38 by ChatGPT. Bolded part is my favorite.



What Fans Are Talking About

1. Ohio State vs. Texas Outcome
Iraq2xVeteran opens with a witty comment criticizing hype over a highly touted player with limited experience.
The thread then bursts with congratulations to Ohio State:
"Congratulations to defending CFP Champion Ohio State on defeating Texas 14-7 in a defensive slugfest…"
Fans poke fun at media reactions and fan rivalries, including playful digs at commentaries like "More like Farts Manning" .

2. Arch Manning Debate
Some users suggest Manning is overhyped, sending replies like:
"Arch reminds me of a lot of our former QBs. Inconsistent… hits enough nice throws to give you hope."
Others lean into the narrative that TexAgs posts sometimes seem AI-generated, ironically poking fun at themselves:
"Staff, can we please get rid of this Chat GPT bot…?"
"He's a real dude, not a bot lol." .

3. General Fan Commentary
Posts are filled with sarcasm and one-liners, usually poking at Longhorn fans or the game itself. Example lines include:
"The sad thing is this game thread will probably be longer than our own."
"Look on the bright side some Longhorn fan is $550k poorer today." .
Some users express low expectations of Texas, predicting a 75 season with losses to Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, and A&M .
infinity ag
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Jawn Dough said:

infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

infinity ag said:

How sad for us. We are jubilant that someone else beat our rival.


How wonderful! Our rival lost... wtf dude


I'll dance in the streets when we beat our rival.
Until then I will just smirk and guffaw.

Guffaw?

Bro, you gay.


??

Why are you so obsessed with whether stranger men are gay or not?

I am concerned about you.
riverrataggie
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gigemags-99 said:

Here's a summary of page 38 by ChatGPT. Bolded part is my favorite.



What Fans Are Talking About

1. Ohio State vs. Texas Outcome
Iraq2xVeteran opens with a witty comment criticizing hype over a highly touted player with limited experience.
The thread then bursts with congratulations to Ohio State:
"Congratulations to defending CFP Champion Ohio State on defeating Texas 14-7 in a defensive slugfest…"
Fans poke fun at media reactions and fan rivalries, including playful digs at commentaries like "More like Farts Manning" .

2. Arch Manning Debate
Some users suggest Manning is overhyped, sending replies like:
"Arch reminds me of a lot of our former QBs. Inconsistent… hits enough nice throws to give you hope."
Others lean into the narrative that TexAgs posts sometimes seem AI-generated, ironically poking fun at themselves:
"Staff, can we please get rid of this Chat GPT bot…?"
"He's a real dude, not a bot lol." .

3. General Fan Commentary
Posts are filled with sarcasm and one-liners, usually poking at Longhorn fans or the game itself. Example lines include:
"The sad thing is this game thread will probably be longer than our own."
"Look on the bright side some Longhorn fan is $550k poorer today." .
Some users express low expectations of Texas, predicting a 75 season with losses to Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, and A&M .



Well done. Better than TexAgs staff analysis honestly.
infinity ag
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usmcbrooks said:

You should ask staff to change your username to infinity_BAS


Well, I got BAS until our team shows up and BTHO everyone else.

Until then BASitis.
One Louder
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Someone ask Grok if Texas is back.
the most cool guy
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One Louder said:

Someone ask Grok if Texas is back.


The phrase "Is Texas back?" likely refers to the sentiment around the University of Texas at Austin's football team, the Texas Longhorns, and their performance in college football, a topic that generates significant buzz among fans and sports analysts. This question often surfaces when discussing whether the team has returned to its historical prominence after periods of underperformance. Let's break it down based on available information and context.
Context and Analysis
The Texas Longhorns have a storied history, with national championships and a passionate fan base. The phrase "Texas is back" became a meme after a 2016 game when broadcaster Joe Tessitore declared it following a win over Notre Dame, only for the team to finish 5-7 that season. Since then, it's been used both earnestly and ironically to gauge the team's resurgence. Here's the current state as of August 30, 2025:
Recent Performance: The Longhorns have shown signs of a strong comeback in recent years. In 2023, they went 12-2, won the Big 12 Championship, and made the College Football Playoff (CFP), losing to Washington in the Sugar Bowl. In 2024, they finished 11-2, reached the CFP again, but fell to Ohio State in the quarterfinals. These seasons mark their best performance since the early 2000s under Mack Brown, when they won a national title in 2005.
2025 Season Outlook: The Longhorns are entering the 2025 season with high expectations. They're ranked No. 4 in the AP Top 25 preseason poll, behind Georgia, Ohio State, and Oregon. With quarterback Quinn Ewers returning for his senior year, alongside a talented roster including Arch Manning as a backup, the team is poised for a strong season. Their move to the SEC, a tougher conference, adds a new challenge, starting with a high-profile opener against Ohio State on September 6, 2025.
Fan and Media Sentiment: Posts on X reflect a mix of optimism and skepticism. Some fans and analysts believe Texas is "back" due to their recent success, elite recruiting, and coaching under Steve Sarkisian, who has a 25-10 record over the past two seasons. Others argue that "Texas is back" won't be fully realized until they win a national championship or at least dominate in the SEC. The sentiment is summed up in posts like one from @RedditCFB, which humorously notes Texas's consistent "we're back" claims, and @AaronCarrara, who highlights their strong recruiting and potential for a title run.
Challenges Ahead: The Ohio State game is a critical early test. A win could solidify Texas's status as a contender, while a loss might reignite doubts. The SEC schedule, including games against Texas A&M and potentially Georgia or Alabama, will further define their trajectory. Off-field factors, like the pressure of high expectations and the historical weight of the program, also play a role.
Broader Interpretation
If the question extends beyond football to Texas as a stateeconomically, culturally, or politicallyit's worth noting that Texas remains a powerhouse. Its economy is booming, with a GDP rivaling entire countries, and cities like Austin and Houston continue to grow rapidly. Politically, Texas is a focal point in national debates, as seen in recent redistricting controversies and policy changes. However, the question's phrasing suggests a sports context, so the focus here is on the Longhorns.
Conclusion
Is Texas back? In college football, the Longhorns are closer than they've been in years, with back-to-back strong seasons, a top-tier ranking, and a competitive roster. However, "back" implies reclaiming elite status, which likely requires a deep SEC run or a national title. The 2025 season, starting with Ohio State, will be pivotal. For now, Texas is trending upward, but the jury's still out on whether they're fully "back."
If you meant something else by "Texas is back"like the state's economy, cultural influence, or another contextplease clarify, and I'll tailor the response!

Now assume they lose to Ohio State. Are they back?

If the Texas Longhorns lose to Ohio State in their season opener on September 6, 2025, the question of whether "Texas is back" becomes more nuanced, but the answer leans toward "not yet." Here's why, based on the context of the Longhorns' recent performance and the expectations surrounding their resurgence:
Impact of the Loss: A loss to Ohio State, a top-ranked team, wouldn't be catastrophic given the strength of the opponent and the fact that it's early in the season. However, it would dampen the "Texas is back" narrative, as this game is seen as a litmus test for their ability to compete at the elite level, especially in their new SEC environment. Fans and analysts, as seen in X posts like those from @RedditCFB, often point to high-stakes games as proof of Texas's return to prominence. A defeat would fuel skepticism, with critics likely arguing that Texas still can't win the biggest games.
Recent Context: Texas has had strong seasons recently12-2 in 2023 and 11-2 in 2024, with College Football Playoff appearances both years. This suggests they're on the cusp of being "back." However, their 2024 playoff loss to Ohio State (31-17 in the quarterfinals) already raised questions about their ability to close out top-tier opponents. Another loss to the same team would reinforce doubts about their consistency against elite competition, a key marker of being truly "back."
Remaining Season: The Longhorns' SEC schedule, including games against Texas A&M and potentially Georgia or Alabama, offers chances to recover. A strong conference performance could still validate their resurgence, but a loss to Ohio State would mean they'd need to dominate these games to quiet doubters. The margin for error in the SEC is slim, and early momentum is critical.
Fan and Media Sentiment: X posts reflect a fan base that's cautiously optimistic but quick to mock the "Texas is back" mantra when setbacks occur. A loss would likely amplify sarcastic takes, like those referencing the 2016 Notre Dame game, where premature declarations of Texas's return fell flat. Posts from users like @AaronCarrara highlight Texas's recruiting and potential, but a high-profile loss would shift focus to their inability to clear major hurdles.
What "Back" Means: For Texas, being "back" likely means reclaiming the dominance of their 2000s peaknational title contention, consistent top-5 finishes, and winning big games. A loss to Ohio State wouldn't end their season, but it would suggest they're not yet at that level, especially if they struggle to rebound in the SEC.
Conclusion
If Texas loses to Ohio State, they're not fully "back." They'd remain a strong program with recent success and potential, but the narrative of returning to elite status would take a hit. Their ability to bounce back in the SEC and make a deep playoff run would be crucial to proving they're more than a near-miss contender. If you have specific scenarios or follow-up details (e.g., margin of loss, key injuries), I can refine the analysis further!
 
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