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SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)
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if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?
Golden toilet.
Cheyenne Bodie
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It doesn't beg the question. It raises the question.

An old school scythe for harvesting would be cool but I don't know how well that would go over on a sideline.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:


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if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?
Golden toilet.


what a great answer and so true. we have everything the bamas, georgia's, etc have minus the hardware. but a golden toilet that sums our resources and results better than anything else.
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Aggie Therapist said:




Sumlin should have been fired after that embarrassing loss.
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usmcbrooks said:

Aggie Therapist said:




Sumlin should have been fired after that embarrassing loss.


If only we could score points like that again.
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MisterJones said:



SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)


Aluminum would have been much lighter; 60" steel Ridgid is HEAVY.
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I loved that move
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KaneIsAble said:

MisterJones said:



SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)
Aluminum would have been much lighter; 60" steel Ridgid is HEAVY.
Drop that on you foot its game over.
WaldoWings
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a big chicken bone for us to choke on!
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As an alum of SMU for grad school, I think their champagne bottle service for turnovers is the most school appropriate sideline gimmick of all.
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Bring back the pimp stick
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QB1 said:

Bring back the pimp stick
Agreed. Bring the gd pimp stick back on the basis of any port in a storm.
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KaneIsAble said:

MisterJones said:



SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)


Aluminum would have been much lighter; 60" steel Ridgid is HEAVY.
51.3 lbs on the Amazon listing…
AustinAg2K
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Golden opportunity missed to partner with LiMu Emu.
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Bring back MTxE
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

QB1 said:

Bring back the pimp stick
Agreed. Bring the gd pimp stick back on the basis of any port in a storm.


Vandy has it
$3 Sack of Groceries
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Aggie Therapist said:




The outcome notwithstanding, that moment will always be in my top 3 funniest things I've ever seen in sports. It still makes me howl.
Aggie Dad Sip
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The toilet idea could be hilarious, but instead of a gold one, make it the colors of that week's opponent. After a big play, whomever makes the play gets to sit on the toilet and drop a symbolic deuce. No, Bill…not a real one.
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Might remind one of banging their head against a wall, which reminds me of Aggie football.
Madman
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Won't post the joke that goes with this one.
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Madman said:



Won't post the joke that goes with this one.
It takes a hoe to plant your seed and grow!
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For when we "sheet" the bed!!!
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A crying towel.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:


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if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?
Golden toilet.

Maybe a plunger instead
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Cool tool and farmer related.

TxAg76
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SA-AG72 said:

A crying towel.

had those for years
Aggie2
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A big dog collar.
Sparkie
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A shopping cart full of money with a jimbo effigy and a can of lighter fluid.
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MisterJones said:



SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)
Quit all the small school rah rah symbols. A&M stands on its own, no need for this high school crap!
aeon-ag
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

QB1 said:

Bring back the pimp stick
Agreed. Bring the gd pimp stick back on the basis of any port in a storm.
So now we are the pimps. "We are the pimps, boys, were the pimps" LEAVE ALL THIS HIGH SCHOOL RAH RAH TO THE SMALL SCHOOLS!!!!!!!!!
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Sparkie said:

A shopping cart full of money with a jimbo effigy and a can of lighter fluid.
Madman
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javajaws said:

Madman said:



Won't post the joke that goes with this one.
It takes a hoe to plant your seed and grow!
Or

Imagine all the BS you could shovel with one that big.
IslanderAg04
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MisterJones said:



SIAP, but have we discussed this yet?
Apparently it's a homage to their "blue collar and hard-working" identity as a program.

Which begs the question, Zoo - if the Aggies could take the field with some sort of object symbolic of our program's identity, what would it be?

(AFR because EMU is in the MAC with our most recent nemesis)


Doesn't every team claim to be blue collar and hard working? These are the most pre-madonna mfers in college athletics. Take that dude out to ab offshore oil rig and see how long hr lasts.
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