I figure this would be a nice thread to showcase the latest and greatest college football funnies…..we will start with A&M first.

Post away!

Well-placed sources tell MBG that things are not going well inside the #Texas program. #HookEm pic.twitter.com/WHXDE8B6On

— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) August 27, 2024

Who knows how true it is, but love the distraction anyways. Gaining momentum….
https://www.sportskeeda.com/college-football/news-will-steve-sarkisian-get-fired-2024-cfb-season-cfb-insider-reveals-off-field-issues-texas-locker-room

I believe it and already figured that would be the case eventually.

Maybe Sark's wife didn't want to swing with Schloss's and Conte's if that was in the contract.

Clickbait. Nothing in that article is substantial. What clauses exist in the contract are cause for being fired? Is a monkey biting a kid involved?

Stringfellow Hawke said:

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Clickbait. Nothing in that article is substantial. What clauses exist in the contract are cause for being fired? Is a monkey biting a kid involved?

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Of course not. It's an article based on a MBG post But it's fun as hell to read.

I believe in Carterr66

Certain clauses could easily be placed in a contract.

For one, drinking clauses being that was an item that got him fired at his previous head coaching job.

Certain head coaching obligations that he is not taking care of that are in the contract.

You getting a premium account at kickoff or you keeping it real with the poor community?

I do not miss premium. The worst part is being notified if someone responds. The zoo has been not that bad. Just a few bleeders.

I'll be surprised if tu doesn't win 8 games

Aggie Therapist said:

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I believe in Carterr66

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I was premium for years. The Zoo is a complete 180.

You can be critical of our faults and have adult conversations with other users.

Any slightly negative comments towards our programs and people lose it over there.

I guess they pay extra for the positive spin and TexAgs therapy sessions of "everything is okay and we're going to win the natty this year".

Sark rumor is confirmed. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Sark passed out at 31 Flavors last night.

Must be pretty serious

Aggie Dad Sip said:

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Sark rumor is confirmed. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Sark passed out at 31 Flavors last night.

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Thank you, Simone.

Amy's near the bat bridge. It's Austin…

The monkey in Austin has confirmed all Sark rumors.

I saw Sark and Schloss at the Highland Lounge last night in Austin.

I mean…..my friend saw them.

I can completely believe this, Sark is a ticking time bomb and seemingly always has been. I think they could also have this type problem in the future with that dipsheet baseball coach. Austin/tu is not the place you want to go to and recenter your life and career.

i think texas better win early and often this year or there will be problems.

Old School Brother said:

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Aggie Dad Sip said:

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Sark rumor is confirmed. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Sark passed out at 31 Flavors last night.

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Thank you, Simone.

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No problem whatsoever.

It's funny you say they were over protective bc it was them being over critical and attacking players that was the most annoying aspect for myself.

And there you have it.

Attacking players but blind faith and loyalty for Jimbo…..for years.

SMH

True or not that is completely believable.

Saban to tu rumors will start back up after whorns get their 1st L.

Lmao

Just sent those words to some sip buddies

Just a few recent distractions:

Sark divorced
Pole Assassain married
Byron Murphy owes $15k to a trans
Protestors/teachers arrested on campus for Israel defending themselves
Schloss is a chode
VY Knocked out in bar fight

What am I missing?


Some older ones that I still love:
University telling a BOR to stop holding hands with head of Texas Ex's on the sideline - let's at least be a bit more discreet on the affair people
Applewhite banging a student with no ramifications but the african american female track coach gets fired for it
2 bands
Monkey biting the kids face
Herman's car being found multiple times abandoned in Westlake Hills - just call uber bro
Tennis coach in fake admissions scandal
Earl Campbell being racist - saying "the problem with our qb is the color of his skin"
Selvin Youngs bro getting off rape charges of a stripper b/c lack of evidence
Sergio Kindall wrecking into a building

Aggie Therapist said:

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I saw Sark and Schloss at the Highland Lounge last night in Austin.

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Wonder if Schloss prefers to be pitcher or catcher?

StinkyPinky said:

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Aggie Therapist said:

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I saw Sark and Schloss at the Highland Lounge last night in Austin.

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Wonder if Schloss prefers to be pitcher or catcher?

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Heard Sark likes a tight end.

I'll allow it