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2:52p, 11/15/23
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I'm walking the hound every morning nearby anyway...

The Autzen complex is pretty much open aside from buildings and facilities since they have a "Duck Store" attached to the building behind me so it is good to walk around and check things out. The hound is a bit of regular since he is used to the walk between the offices and the stadium on the way to the dog park, a couple of the volleyball players even know him by name.



This is actually my third visit this week, but my most obnoxious outfit. Yesterday my hat got a comment of "Texas A&M? Oh hell no!" from one of the equipment guys.

This morning they were practicing outside and cranking crowd noise on the PA, I guess they are expecting a noisy crowd at ASU.

Sadly, the obnoxious outfit did not get any comments today.
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2:54p, 11/15/23
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Should tape a sign to you blazer that reads "coaching search committee".
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2:56p, 11/15/23
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If Lanning is remotely interested, I hope your stunt does not turn him off.
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 3:06p, 11/15/23
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I'd be interested to see how your outfit would go over in nearby Corvallis?
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3:09p, 11/15/23
Please carry this around as well.

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3:09p, 11/15/23
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walk around with these bags:

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3:11p, 11/15/23
Clutch one of these (but put in Lanning's pic & name, first) too:
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Next time wear a business suit, leave the dog behind. Wear dark sunglasses. Talk on your cell phone. When anyone is close to within earshot, say things like "we ought to be able to have that meeting confidentially..." or "I think the money is there to make it happen" or "We can fly him into Houston and have him back, same day..."

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3:16p, 11/15/23
This thread has legit potential. OP, keep it up, and please take some people in this thread up on their suggestions. I personally like the huge bag of cash idea.
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3:17p, 11/15/23
Has any checked out the duck forums for a spotting of this guy?
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 3:18p, 11/15/23
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Dude I love it!
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In reply to Moral High Horse • 3:21p, 11/15/23
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Has any checked out the duck forums for a spotting of this guy?
Do Eugene have a board?
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3:21p, 11/15/23
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Until today, I've been wearing urban camouflage, but I shall increase the effort. I like the bag of money and dark glasses/phone conversation ideas.







I'll see what I can do for tomorrow, I need to see if I can figure out their travel schedule. My son works at the Eugene airport, the possibilities are endless.
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3:23p, 11/15/23
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I interviewed with the U of O back in Sept 2000 at the Casanova Center. Pretty sure it's in this same parking lot (Autzen Stadium).
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3:27p, 11/15/23
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That's a cool looking practice facility and this is some grade A Duck trolling.
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In reply to ClearlyJustSomeAg • 3:30p, 11/15/23
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That's a cool looking practice facility and this is some grade A Duck trolling.

I'll get a pic tomorrow, but they have a pretty cool metal wall that is an image from a game. You have to look at it from the right angle to see the image, but each hole in the metal is in the shape of a flying duck.
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In reply to dabo man • 3:32p, 11/15/23
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dabo man said:
I'd be interested to see how your outfit would go over in nearby Corvallis?
Corvallis is just far enough away that I won't do the same unless I have business up there. Being less than half a mile from Autzen is the only reason I am doing this anyway.
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In reply to Bluecat_Aggie94 • 3:36p, 11/15/23
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Bluecat_Aggie94 said:
Next time wear a business suite, leave the dog behind. Wear dark sunglasses. Talk on your cell phone. When anyone is close to within earshot, say things like "we ought to be able to have that meeting confidentially..." or "I think the money is there to make it happen" or "We can fly him into Houston and have him back, same day..."

Take it one step further - Go with suit, maroon tie, A&M lapel pin and walk around campus asking directions to the athletic department as you have a meeting with Coach Lanning.
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Too bad Gameday isn't in Eugene this week.
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In reply to AGinHI • 3:48p, 11/15/23
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AGinHI said:
Bluecat_Aggie94 said:
Next time wear a business suite, leave the dog behind. Wear dark sunglasses. Talk on your cell phone. When anyone is close to within earshot, say things like "we ought to be able to have that meeting confidentially..." or "I think the money is there to make it happen" or "We can fly him into Houston and have him back, same day..."

Take it one step further - Go with suit, maroon tie, A&M lapel pin and walk around campus asking directions to the athletic department as you have a meeting with Coach Lanning.
Since the stadium isn't on campus that wouldn't do much good.

One incentive though is that I guarantee there isn't a homeless camp within 100 yards of the TAMU practice facilities. This is just west of the Autzen Complex at Leo Harris/MLK, pretty much right across the street.

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In reply to rootube • 3:50p, 11/15/23
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rootube said:
Should tape a sign to you blazer that reads "coaching search committee".

****ing brilliant.
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 3:51p, 11/15/23
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Tree Hugger said:
AGinHI said:
Bluecat_Aggie94 said:
Next time wear a business suite, leave the dog behind. Wear dark sunglasses. Talk on your cell phone. When anyone is close to within earshot, say things like "we ought to be able to have that meeting confidentially..." or "I think the money is there to make it happen" or "We can fly him into Houston and have him back, same day..."

Take it one step further - Go with suit, maroon tie, A&M lapel pin and walk around campus asking directions to the athletic department as you have a meeting with Coach Lanning.
Since the stadium isn't on campus that wouldn't do much good.

One incentive though is that I guarantee there isn't a homeless camp within 100 yards of the TAMU practice facilities. This is just west of the Autzen Complex at Leo Harris/MLK, pretty much right across the street.


Do not challenge some of our current student body to start encouraging homeless people to set-up on campus.
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Used to be students who lived in the MSC during any given semester.
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Its the legal weed and "decriminalized" heroin and fentanyl that feed the homeless camps around here.
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Dress up like a homeless person and take a dump at the front door.
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Find Lannings house and put a used Christmas tree in the front yard
https://i.postimg.cc/rpHKr9JQ/IMG-0770.jpg
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 4:37p, 11/15/23
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Tree Hugger said:
Until today, I've been wearing urban camouflage, but I shall increase the effort. I like the bag of money and dark glasses/phone conversation ideas.

I'll see what I can do for tomorrow, I need to see if I can figure out their travel schedule. My son works at the Eugene airport, the possibilities are endless.
Be sure to get one of those old beige giant brick Motorola phones or maybe a satellite phone with the giant antenna…

Kudos to you on some light hearted good spirited trolling! Too funny.
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Thank you Coach Beard!
Say hi to Ted for me
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Nm
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Gold! So proud of you!
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In reply to TxAg76 • 5:31p, 11/15/23
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Thank you Coach Beard!
Say hi to Ted for me
I thought the EXACT same thing.
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In reply to Tree Hugger • 5:33p, 11/15/23
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Tree Hugger said:
Until today, I've been wearing urban camouflage, but I shall increase the effort. I like the bag of money and dark glasses/phone conversation ideas.







I'll see what I can do for tomorrow, I need to see if I can figure out their travel schedule. My son works at the Eugene airport, the possibilities are endless.


Okay. Some quality trolling. Lol.
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Its the legal weed and "decriminalized" heroin and fentanyl that feed the homeless camps around here.
You leave my pot of out this, fellow OR bro.

We're slowly turning this place into the next CO with all the Aggies here. See a car every now and then and a couple flags around my hood in PDX.

Autzen is cool - Hayward blows my mind. Who cares that much about track and field?!?!
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In reply to RangerRick9211 • 6:08p, 11/15/23
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RangerRick9211 said:
Tree Hugger said:
Its the legal weed and "decriminalized" heroin and fentanyl that feed the homeless camps around here.
You leave my pot of out this, fellow OR bro.

We're slowly turning this place into the next CO with all the Aggies here. See a car every now and then and a couple flags around my hood in PDX.

Autzen is cool - Hayward blows my mind. Who cares that much about track and field?!?!


My Aggie son lives in Corvallis
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