OP was the first to report that Stoops was coming to A&M.

OP made the sock "Milwaukee's best light" and won't stop fat shaming coaches

Epicaggie said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

I would have sprawled out on the whole bench, taking up several of his seats, then kicked him in the nuts when he complained.

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LarryElder said:

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Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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agspirit_09 said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

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You're one of them aren't you?

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Hey, let's keep the focus where it needs to be. OP is still a jackass regardless of if he's an F16er or not. I think we can all unify on this one fact.

Bump. OP probably is upset we fired Addazio.

Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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agspirit_09 said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

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You're one of them aren't you?

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one of what? are you scared of f16

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LarryElder said:

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Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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agspirit_09 said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

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You're one of them aren't you?

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one of what? are you scared of f16

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It's become a bit too much of a Fox News/Angry Orange Man echo chamber for my taste.

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Holy crap! Why is there so much animosity between f16 and the zoo!? If you don't want to read it, don't go there, if you do want to read it, good for you. I wish we could all just get along and hate txsquarebody together

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Yall need lessons in reading comprehension.
1. Didn't know I was 2 inches into 43 from 44
2. After saying "you're in my seat, I shifted left" out of his seat
3. He proceeded to not sit in his spot ANYWAY, and sat behind me.
4. Complained about standing before the kickoff while sitting in NOT HIS SEAT.
5. Had he sat in HIS seat, my standing would not have blocked his lazy ass.
6. This guy probably complains about New Army

Edit: I stayed for 60 minutes of game clock, not 45. But yall don't really care about that. Just like to complain when you see empty stands on your TV. I see why you identify with the jackass.

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Where in you OP did you say you moved out of his seat? That's right you didn't.

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He also said twice that "no one was sitting within 20 feet of us."

How has this not been discussed!

So even if he feels like he wasn't being jackass of the game. When the seat owner was upset you stood up in front of him. WHY MOVE YOU 18 feet away!!!!!

Epicaggie said:

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LarryElder said:

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Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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agspirit_09 said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

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You're one of them aren't you?

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one of what? are you scared of f16

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It's become a bit too much of a Fox News/Angry Orange Man echo chamber for my taste.

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This. It's becoming the conservative version of democratic underground

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OP talks on his motorola razr's speakerphone in public places

Jackass!

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Under rated post. I laughed.

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Epicaggie said:

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Epicaggie said:

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Should someone conduct a wellness check on TxSquarebody? He hasn't posted since 11/13...

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He's hiding in F16 again

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They need their safe space

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To whine about safe spaces and snowflakes

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A F16er bang your wife? Jesus

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You're one of them aren't you?

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one of what? are you scared of f16

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It's become a bit too much of a Fox News/Angry Orange Man echo chamber for my taste.

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Holy crap! Why is there so much animosity between f16 and the zoo!? If you don't want to read it, don't go there, if you do want to read it, good for you. I wish we could all just get along and hate txsquarebody together

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F16 exists for quarantine purposes. Every now and then something escapes, but by and large it does its job.

Look forward to OP's post from the bowl game. Minor bowl games usually have a lot of room to spread out into other's seats.

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Yall need lessons in reading comprehension.
1. Didn't know I was 2 inches into 43 from 44
2. After saying "you're in my seat, I shifted left" out of his seat
3. He proceeded to not sit in his spot ANYWAY, and sat behind me.
4. Complained about standing before the kickoff while sitting in NOT HIS SEAT.
5. Had he sat in HIS seat, my standing would not have blocked his lazy ass.
6. This guy probably complains about New Army

Edit: I stayed for 60 minutes of game clock, not 45. But yall don't really care about that. Just like to complain when you see empty stands on your TV. I see why you identify with the jackass.

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Where in you OP did you say you moved out of his seat? That's right you didn't.

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He also said twice that "no one was sitting within 20 feet of us."

How has this not been discussed!

So even if he feels like he wasn't being jackass of the game. When the seat owner was upset you stood up in front of him. WHY MOVE YOU 18 feet away!!!!!

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The truth is there wasn't all this extra room. There might have been when he got there, but when I showed up to sit in MY seats, there was no extra room on that row to shift over. The extra space was what we occupied on the row above and we were praying that the owners of those seats didn't show up. My buddies that sit on that row said they thought the owners weren't going to show up and we should be fine, and as it turns out, they were right.

OP

Actually the "jackass award" goes to the guy who puked all over the stairs in our section at the Auburn game. Puke splattered on everyone within a reasonable distance. He had obviously been drinking some kind of sugary jungle juice trash can punch in the 120 degree weather. His friends ran off and left him and he almost fell down the steps. Ugh.....nothing worse that being splattered with puke in the first quarter of a football game when it's that hot outside.

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Actually the "jackass award" goes to the guy who puked all over the stairs in our section at the Auburn game. Puke splattered on everyone within a reasonable distance. He had obviously been drinking some kind of sugary jungle juice trash can punch in the 120 degree weather. His friends ran off and left him and he almost fell down the steps. Ugh.....nothing worse that being splattered with puke in the first quarter of a football game when it's that hot outside.

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Was OP at the Auburn game?

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Actually the "jackass award" goes to the guy who puked all over the stairs in our section at the Auburn game. Puke splattered on everyone within a reasonable distance. He had obviously been drinking some kind of sugary jungle juice trash can punch in the 120 degree weather. His friends ran off and left him and he almost fell down the steps. Ugh.....nothing worse that being splattered with puke in the first quarter of a football game when it's that hot outside.

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Oh the jackass of the game has already been identified.

I propose each week we give the square body award to the jackass of the game. We name it after him and the trophy can be an empty bottle of Jim beam.

I second this

Who is a bigger jackass? The selection committee or txsquarebody?

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Who is a bigger jackass? The selection committee or txsquarebody?

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The square jackass clearly stole a selection member's spot on the committee and screwed up the CFP ranking.

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I heard he tried to stand up for FSU but ended up just getting in the way

Epic thread. That guy quit posting in November. Yall should get the outdoor board on the case and figure out his new username or sock account. He must be punished!

Edit spelling

Here's to development of a Legacy, OP.

>……and had spread out a bit because nobody was sitting within 20 feet of us…..

What gives you the right to do this anyway? Sounds like a jerk move….. Sounds like you were Jackass of the Game.

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>……and had spread out a bit because nobody was sitting within 20 feet of us…..

What gives you the right to do this anyway? Sounds like a jerk move….. Sounds like you were Jackass of the Game.

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You are correct in your assessment. This is why I'm proposing we change the name of all jackass of the game threads from here on out to the "square body award"
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>……and had spread out a bit because nobody was sitting within 20 feet of us…..

What gives you the right to do this anyway? Sounds like a jerk move….. Sounds like you were Jackass of the Game.

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You are correct in your assessment. This is why I'm proposing we change the name of all jackass of the game threads from here on out to the "square body award"
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I second that motion.

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>……and had spread out a bit because nobody was sitting within 20 feet of us…..

What gives you the right to do this anyway? Sounds like a jerk move….. Sounds like you were Jackass of the Game.

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You are correct in your assessment. This is why I'm proposing we change the name of all jackass of the game threads from here on out to the "square body award"
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I second that motion.

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Third!

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ShotOver said:

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>……and had spread out a bit because nobody was sitting within 20 feet of us…..

What gives you the right to do this anyway? Sounds like a jerk move….. Sounds like you were Jackass of the Game.

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You are correct in your assessment. This is why I'm proposing we change the name of all jackass of the game threads from here on out to the "square body award"
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I second that motion.

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Third!

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*bangs gavel* motion carries. I hereby decree that jackass of the game each week will be announced as the square body award winner.

I don't think this is the way the op saw this playing out…

I guess I'll get in on this pile on. [/Shameless post padding]