I sure hope OP doesn't think that's anything other than fantasy.

I have a better idea... you man up and say "Jimbo, I'm sorry, but you're just not meeting our expectations. We are going another direction."

And then you write him a check, because your word is bond, and it's the right (and legally required) thing to do, and you freely agreed that you would do it.

Anything else, and good luck finding another football coach.

Is there an Intramural Head Football Coach? Maybe they can switch places with Jimbo.

hire some cattle rustlers to take care of business on Jimbo's ranch when he doesn't take care of business on game days.

Texags84 said:

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he will get cheers each time he goes onto field!

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You really think they'll cheer???