Waiter: Good evening. Welcome to Jimbo's. May I take your order?

Texas A&M: Yes. What is the special tonight?

Waiter: We're serving a hot dish of 10 years of mediocrity tonight, seasoned with a mixture of hope and wishful thinking and a side of repetitive interviews where no information is disclosed whatsoever, topped with a pump of sunshine. This is available for the reasonable price of $95MM.

Texas A&M: Mmmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.

Waiter: Excellent choice.


P.S. - I'm not a troll. Just a frustrated Aggie Fan like the rest of you. I've been a die-hard Aggie Fan since my first game at Kyle Field in 1983. Still love 'em. Always will.

BTHO Tennessee!

Gig 'Em.