TyperWoods said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

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the better question is what is the girlfriend going to provide you in response to this grand gesture?

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Well, let's just say her libido is on the equivalence level of a Navy midshipman on shore leave….

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Tell us a Navy midshpman on shore leave has enjoyed you without telling us a Navy midshipman on shore leave has enjoyed you....

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Anyone gonna ask why the midshipman is out with the fleet on shore leave in the first place and not back at Annapolis?

33 said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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TeeShirt Sip said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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It is San Antonio....tequila!

Ther big question is will you wear aggie gear to the game?

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Ahhhhhh, yes, maybe, yes, maybe!!!

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I recommend against wearing Aggie gear to the game.

Whenever I attend an Aggie event (that is not against the Horns), I wear Aggie gear. When my wife (an Aggie) attends a UT game (not against the Aggies), she wears Longhorn gear.

Wearing Aggie gear on Thursday evening puts you at risk of getting on TV and then being part of a viral gif that will not be pleasing.

My two cents... but hey, that advice is worth two cents.

Do what you will.

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I haven't read a post this vomit inducing in a long time…

OP's username checks out… for the sip football team

Wtf? Rule 1???

TeeShirt Sip said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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It is San Antonio....tequila!

The big question is will you wear aggie gear to the game?

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Liquid meth.

Bring n WOOD said:

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Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

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the better question is what is the girlfriend going to provide you in response to this grand gesture?

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Well, let's just say her libido is on the equivalence level of a Navy midshipman on shore leave….

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but you probably didnt have to spend as much on the midshipman…

Divining Rod said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:

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the better question is what is the girlfriend going to provide you in response to this grand gesture?

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Well, let's just say her libido is on the equivalence level of a Navy midshipman on shore leave….

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but you probably didnt have to spend as much on the midshipman…

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Something something Han Solo stroking his wookie comes to mind.

Ditch gf, while you can!

Bring n WOOD said:

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Wanted to make the GF happy and bought her tix for Christmas….she's a life long sip fan….she was ecstatic, stoked….

I'm like Meh….

The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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I'd go to watch tu get their butts beat!!!

rgag12 said:

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So why is your gf stoked to see the horns play in the alamo bowl for what seems like the 5th time in 7 years?

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Haven't you heard? Texas is BACK! And in the best bowl on the I-35 corridor south of the Dallas/Tarrant County lines!

You could skip this and wait til next year to see if she's really committed to you. This time next year they'll still be playing a "home game" bowl game within easy driving distance. ESiPN sees to it every year.

Props to you (I guess) for being able to deal with a sip chick. I couldn't do it. She better **** like a demon

If her being a t shirt t sip isn't as big of a red flag on girlfriends as there is......

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33 said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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TeeShirt Sip said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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It is San Antonio....tequila!

Ther big question is will you wear aggie gear to the game?

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Ahhhhhh, yes, maybe, yes, maybe!!!

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I recommend against wearing Aggie gear to the game.

Whenever I attend an Aggie event (that is not against the Horns), I wear Aggie gear. When my wife (an Aggie) attends a UT game (not against the Aggies), she wears Longhorn gear.

Wearing Aggie gear on Thursday evening puts you at risk of getting on TV and then being part of a viral gif that will not be pleasing.

My two cents... but hey, that advice is worth two cents.

Do what you will.

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I haven't read a post this vomit inducing in a long time…

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Name checks out for this take....don't be the dbag wearing team gear of a rival team not playing

Exactly! Never could figure out why anyone would wear the team gear of a team not playing. Had a friend sit behind us at Kyle for years, and he would frequently bring his son-in-law to the games. SIL always wore Oklahoma State shirt and cap, even if we werent playing them. I always thought it was weird. If I was going to Alamo Bowl, I'd either wear neutral or a Washington shirt!

Bring n WOOD said:

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Wanted to make the GF happy and bought her tix for Christmas….she's a life long sip fan….she was ecstatic, stoked….

I'm like Meh….

The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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Hemlock….

Are you going to sing the balls of fexas.

Jawbreaker said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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Wanted to make the GF happy and bought her tix for Christmas….she's a life long sip fan….she was ecstatic, stoked….

I'm like Meh….

The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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Shame

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Well, Shame with a bit of sweetness?

so did the op get laid last night?

I hope you filled it with sip tears on your way out

TeeShirt Sip said:

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Bring n WOOD said:

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The 20k question for game day……what to fill my pocket flask with????

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It is San Antonio....tequila!

The big question is will you wear aggie gear to the game?

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Not if doesn't want to be spit upon, food thrown on him and the middle finger stuck in his face. Oh but the sips "don't care about Agsy" lol.

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JohnLA762 said:

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You picked the wrong GF…

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I'm dating a sip too, and I have no problem getting my digs in at that school by ****ing their women.

Someone's got to, and it sure ain't gonna be their woke, man-bun wearing people that "identify as males".

AgsOnDeck said:

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so did the op get laid last night?

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Consolation sex is still sex.