I get that this is a joke but here is where those teams are now in this ranking site:
College Football on TeamRankings.comMiami - 71
Arkansas - 33
LSU - 13
UMass - 130
LSU, obviously a nice win, but they are likely to drop again after losing to Georgia.
Other current rankings of teams we lost to:
Alabama - 3
Miss St - 16
Ole Miss - 19
Florida - 28
S. Car - 40
Auburn - 52
App St - 61
They have us ranked at 44, with a SOS rank of 29.
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