75Driver said:
Hookers & blow. There's your cause. Easy peasy, buh bye. They don't call him JimHo for nuttin.
That's not the same as a Petrino, but it's just cause. (Who was it who got fired for Hooters? It wasn't Dubose, was it...?)
So here is an updated version of The List
1) Dead body in his bed.
2) Live farm animal in his bed.
3) Drugs (even weed at this point, because of the hypocrisy of his lowering the boom on vapes).
4) Pulling a Petrino (love interest on payroll or other such nepotism).
5) Pulling a Woody Hayes (assaulting a player; see 1976 Gator Bowl).
6) Pulling a Leach (abusing one of your own players --allegedly).
7) Pulling a JoePa (letting your assistants pull things they ought not...).
8) Major NCAA violations (ha ha ha, NIL means these don't exist any more).
9) Caught on-tape or on-camera or on email saying highly derogatory things about a protected class (race, ethnicity, sex, gender, religion, etc.).
10) Dereliction --just plain not showing up to work.
11) Pulling a Hugh Frieze ("misuse of university financial resources").
12) Commission of a felony not already listed.
What about larceny? hahahahaha funny
