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Why Do Our Coaches Always Get Fat?

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AggieArchitect04
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Has anyone else noticed this?
PippAg
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stress.
StinkyPinky
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Lobster rolls
AggieDub14
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Not much to do in CStat as a non student except drink and eat
QB1
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Eating is goood when making millions!!!!!!!
DW91AG95
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Stress, alcohol and your schedule is screwed up.
Agsrback12
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Maybe accepting the money while others meddle all over their program?

I know it sets them up but it has to wreck their soul….
2ndGen87
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If they figure out a cure, I would like the antidote pleasde
Sam and Dean
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Yes.

Are we even allowed to use the word "fat" anymore? I always go with "overweight" or "could stand to lose a few", but I will say I wish I was in charge of his wardrobe. I know that's the least of our problems but to dress for success is not a bad idea.
"I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna...I shall never surrender or retreat."
infinity ag
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Sam and Dean said:

Yes.

Are we even allowed to use the word "fat" anymore? I always go with "overweight" or "could stand to lose a few", but I will say I wish I was in charge of his wardrobe. I know that's the least of our problems but to dress for success is not a bad idea.

You must be terribly woke.
BoozerRed78
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Tijuana Fries
20ag07
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Quote:

I will say I wish I was in charge of his wardrobe. I know that's the least of our problems but to dress for success is not a bad idea.
Kiffin wearing 2 different hoodies over the course of the game didn't seem to bother them.
aggiemilkman4
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Eating at Ruby's all the time!
stantxag
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Flag raising at Panchos
Mexican Buffet.
Midnight Rider
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Stress eating. It's a real thing.
MosesHallDeadPot94
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This is what happens when you hire coaches at the tail end of their careers. Hire a young one dammit!!
ohioag67
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Too comfy.
Gap
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These coaches have been facing the same stress all their career though.
WC94
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Jimbo can afford 3.5 million Chicken Wraps.
VatoLocoAggie
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$86M calories.
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45-70Ag
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WC94 said:

Jimbo can afford 3.5 million Chicken Wraps.


That puts that damn contract into perspective.
Smittyfubar
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They found the lost treasure trove of Little Debbie's.
Jugstore Cowboy
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AggieDub14 said:

Not much to do in CStat as a non student except drink and eat
I didn't do much else there as a student.






Turned out about as well as this season
Robert L. Peters
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2ndGen87 said:

If they figure out a cure, I would like the antidote pleasde


There's a simple cure: one meal a day. That's alway we really need.
The Dirty Sock
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Sam and Dean said:

Yes.

Are we even allowed to use the word "fat" anymore? I always go with "overweight" or "could stand to lose a few", but I will say I wish I was in charge of his wardrobe. I know that's the least of our problems but to dress for success is not a bad idea.


Vaccinated?
ac
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With the large salaries that they're being paid, they have a lot of money to spend on food.
rootube
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Go to a public place and look around at guys about Jimbo's age. I think you will find that this is pretty much what the average male in out country looks like. Or better yet, stop worrying about some other dude's weight.
TMartin
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Way too early start on Halloween candy.
AggieVictor10
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Stress , lotta money and the cushy lifestyle that it brings.
DGrimesAg92
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Whiskey, cocaine and hookers?
romanagg11
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Fuegos Tacos and queso
highlonesomeaggie
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Stress eating after reading armchair quarterback opinions on the zoo!
Just Tired
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AggieArchitect04 said:

Why Do Our Coaches Always Get Fat?

they're hunger gets them here and when they're no longer hungry we ask them to leave. unfortunately they've all been satisfied with junk food rather than craving meaty championships.
Luke The Drifter
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Stress eating? I know that's a real thing, but what on earth does Jimbo have to be stressed about? He's walking away from College Station - one way or another - with $90MM in his pocket whether he wins 1000 games or loses them all. Seriously...where's the stress in his life?

I mean, 4 out of his 5 seasons in Aggieland have showed us that he does not have to perform or win at a high level, expectations of him are at a bare minimum, and being successful in only 20% of his seasons will get him a huge pay raise. Dude is likely going to lose 6 or 7 (or more?) games this season and he's still going to sleep on a mattress overstuffed with cash.

Stress? Don't give me that garbage.
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)
Deke
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Training tables
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