I remember my beer after snorting crack while on meth

ABATTBQ11 said:

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I remember my beer after snorting crack while on meth

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There's nothing wrong with beer, crack, or meth as long as you do all three at the same time. The crack and meth cancel each other out and keep the alcohol from getting you drunk. It's science.

Amazing how sunshine pumping is allowed no matter how illogical or outlandish the statements are. But as soon as you start banging the pot in a way people don't like, those threads get nuked.

How's your UM girlfriend, OP?

Guess you weren't done embarassing yourself that night, you had to try again.

We're just **** buddies now, and I'm also dating a new girl who is pretty cool. All is well.

There is no such thing as a guaranteed win in Aggie Football.

Fear InoculAg said:

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Hear me out. I think we are for sure winning out. Our offense looked like 2020 Alabama on Saturday and our D is filthy good too. MSU is trash. They'll lose more conference games. Alabama isn't good either. They'll lose 3 games in the west according to my calculations. We already beat Arkansas and they suck. Auburn and LSU are trash. Guaranteed wins against those 2. If you really think about it, all we need is for Ole Miss to drop one other game in the west. Then we beat them and get into the SEC championship then all we have to do is beat Georgia or Tennessee depending on who makes it in. Both of those teams are overrated I think and we would beat either one, Then we're the hottest team in the country in mid-December, 10-3 SEC champions, and I think that definitely gets us into the playoff. Then it's just a matter of crushing a bad Clemson team or a perennially overrated Ohio State team.

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You make my posts seem outstanding. So glad you are here. Please stay and keep posting.

Fear InoculAg said:

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Hear me out. I think we are for sure winning out. Our offense looked like 2020 Alabama on Saturday and our D is filthy good too. MSU is trash. They'll lose more conference games. Alabama isn't good either. They'll lose 3 games in the west according to my calculations. We already beat Arkansas and they suck. Auburn and LSU are trash. Guaranteed wins against those 2. If you really think about it, all we need is for Ole Miss to drop one other game in the west. Then we beat them and get into the SEC championship then all we have to do is beat Georgia or Tennessee depending on who makes it in. Both of those teams are overrated I think and we would beat either one, Then we're the hottest team in the country in mid-December, 10-3 SEC champions, and I think that definitely gets us into the playoff. Then it's just a matter of crushing a bad Clemson team or a perennially overrated Ohio State team.

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I remember my first beer.

TXAG 05 said:

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There is no such thing as a guaranteed win in Aggie Football.

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South Carolina is a guaranteed win. Mark it down

Bunk Moreland said:

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Incredible that such an obvious troll can get so many responses. I'd make fun of OP for such a bad troll but never mind. He knows he's got an audience of morons on here.

So I salute you.

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Dude trolled an entire LSU board at one point. He knows his stuff and honestly, I respect him a lot for that.

I take offense to any accusations that I am a supposed "troll." On the contrary, at least one unbiased third party has confirmed that I am a genius:

#TexasAM can still win the National Championship. #GigEm pic.twitter.com/DghWdDcvZr

— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) October 11, 2022

I'm in.

If we somehow win out from here, we likely still won't make the SEC Championship, or the playoffs and it will be another one of those seasons where we say "if only" ...

If only we had made that one play against Bama on the goal line.
If only we didn't have the cup cake game cancelled due to hurricane before playing Florida in 2012
If only we had made the FG vs LSU in 2012
If only the Arkansas game hadn't been moved after the tu game in '75.

This guy here…. I love this guy!

Fear InoculAg said:

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Hear me out. I think we are for sure winning out. Our offense looked like 2020 Alabama on Saturday and our D is filthy good too. MSU is trash. They'll lose more conference games. Alabama isn't good either. They'll lose 3 games in the west according to my calculations. We already beat Arkansas and they suck. Auburn and LSU are trash. Guaranteed wins against those 2. If you really think about it, all we need is for Ole Miss to drop one other game in the west. Then we beat them and get into the SEC championship then all we have to do is beat Georgia or Tennessee depending on who makes it in. Both of those teams are overrated I think and we would beat either one, Then we're the hottest team in the country in mid-December, 10-3 SEC champions, and I think that definitely gets us into the playoff. Then it's just a matter of crushing a bad Clemson team or a perennially overrated Ohio State team.

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My favorite part is "Alabama isn't good either. They will lose three games according to my calculations" LOL

Your prediction is that the team with 115th ranked offense out of 131 offenses in FBS and the WORST offense in the entire SEC is going to win the national championship.

I want some of what you're drinking!

Actual Talking Thermos said:

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Fear InoculAg said:

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Our offense looked like 2020 Alabama on Saturday

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2020 Alabama? Arguably the greatest offense in college football history? That 2020 Alabama?

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This thread is making my day even if it is a troll.

Our offense couldn't put points on the board after our defense forced Alabama to punt 4-5 times in the first half. They could only put points on the board if our defense created a major momentum swinging turnover. Haynes had 8 rushes for 10 yards. He was 25 for 48 with an INT and a QBR of 70. We lost this game by 4 with a plus 4 turnover margin and couldn't even muster up 21 points with 4 turnovers to capitalize on.

All of this occurred shortly after losing to Appalachian State and Mississippi State which puts us at three losses .. A 3 loss team.

Our offense is ranked 115 out of 131 offenses in all of FBS and ranked dead last in our conference, the SEC.

Meanwhile, OP has us winning a natty while comparing our offense to one of the greatest offenses in modern college football history.

You can't make this stuff up.

Fear InoculAg said:

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I take offense to any accusations that I am a supposed "troll." On the contrary, at least one unbiased third party has confirmed that I am a genius:

#TexasAM can still win the National Championship. #GigEm pic.twitter.com/DghWdDcvZr

— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) October 11, 2022

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Great.

First the dude posting about his wife (replicated by some other poster and his girlfriend, although to no effect)

and now you.

Guess we'll be seeing more inane posts for some piddly social media recognition.

Just Tired said:

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12thMan9 said:

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Maroon Dawn said:

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I'll have what OP is having

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He got the covid shot. It screwed up his brain.

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i was actually thinking this was an attempt to "go viral"... surprised it wasn't a rookie acct.

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THIS was obvious at the time.

Fear InoculAg said:

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Hear me out. I think we are for sure winning out. Our offense looked like 2020 Alabama on Saturday and our D is filthy good too. MSU is trash. They'll lose more conference games. Alabama isn't good either. They'll lose 3 games in the west according to my calculations. We already beat Arkansas and they suck. Auburn and LSU are trash. Guaranteed wins against those 2. If you really think about it, all we need is for Ole Miss to drop one other game in the west. Then we beat them and get into the SEC championship then all we have to do is beat Georgia or Tennessee depending on who makes it in. Both of those teams are overrated I think and we would beat either one, Then we're the hottest team in the country in mid-December, 10-3 SEC champions, and I think that definitely gets us into the playoff. Then it's just a matter of crushing a bad Clemson team or a perennially overrated Ohio State team.

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'I think." No you don't!

we lost to app state at home. In no way can this be a "GREAT" season

Prediction may make it through this weekend. Crucial for OP.

Bunk Moreland said:

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Incredible that such an obvious troll can get so many responses. I'd make fun of OP for such a bad troll but never mind. He knows he's got an audience of morons on here.

So I salute you.

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Shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttt

BrotherChad2 said:

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Amazing how sunshine pumping is allowed no matter how illogical or outlandish the statements are. But as soon as you start banging the pot in a way people don't like, those threads get nuked.

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Let this be a life lesson for you.

People in power like to hear nice and pleasant things. If you say something that goes against it, you will land yourself in a lot of trouble.