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Can someone explain this Jimbo insult by ESPN?

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Hungry Ojos
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In one of the weekly write up articles, a writer said:

"Jimbo Fisher dove deep into his Cheesecake Factory menu -- wait, no, we're being told those are his play sheets -- and finally found a spark for the Aggies' offense, knocking off the Razorbacks 23-21."

I don't get the reference, what does he mean?
BigHead 04
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The menu has many pages.

Dumb joke. ESPN is stupid
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Cromagnum
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They tried way too hard to make a complicated playbook joke.
Coog_aTm
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Wife and kids wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory awhile back and they have a crazy long menu like Jimbo's laminated sheets of plays.
12thMan9
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You've never been to CF.
Ronnie '88
HoustonAg2106
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Cheesecake factory's menu is like 20 pages, over kill on the amount of options much like Jimbo's playbook
Just Tired
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at least it's not "little debbie" references...
SirDeofWood
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I think it's funny. Jimbo needs to hear as much of this as possible. Never been a fan of his offense. Need to hire an OC!
rangerdanger
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Hilarious! Hopefully the author tries out for Yell Leader next year.
Nino Brown
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This is what happens when a dewsh bag that never played sports tries to be funny against a school they don't like.

Dorks with a pen or a column makes them feel tough or important.
Bunk Moreland
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Sip troll with another jimbo thread? Pretty pathetic but I guess I wouldn't want to talk about my school losing to tceh either.
Mule_lx
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ESPN also did "two scores one Cupp." TTU/tu recap.
He is Ass My Dude
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BS. It's a fair assessment. The stack of papers he has in hand is laughable.

I saw a tweet during the game about Jimbo doing his taxes between plays.
Something like that.

Funny!
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Some of y'all need to grow a pear, and get a dog.

It was funny, and accurate. Jimbo is in the picture holding so many papers it looks like he is a trial lawyer with no briefcase. It's ridiculous. Like the Cheesecake Factory Menu- which is commonly used as the standard joke for things that have WAY too many options.
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Never can decide what to order there
WhataMaroon88
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ESPN still thinks college football games last only 3 hours, so you ain't gonna get much them.
Texagsubscriber
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NATTY OR BUST. BUST IT IS.

GIVE ME NATTY, OR GIVE ME BAS!!!
Deplorable
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taylorswift13 said:

Never can decide what to order there

The avocado egg rolls are pretty bomb.
zephyr88
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We need an OC.

In light of that happening, we need to seriously re-consider some of the plays we are calling.
Onionman
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If Jimbo was really fat, I would have liked the joke.
agmeister
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Today in the press conference he referenced the "15 play" the Ags were running. Some of you need another hobby,
Unlike us he has won a national championship. So, sit back and relax.
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BigHead 04 said:

The menu has many pages.

Dumb joke. ESPN is stupid

MaroonStain
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Here is my post from last Saturday at 9:45PM

"Max is 6/15 for 63 yds and sacked 3 times. OL with Foster is yielding to U DL pressure.

There has to be plays in Jimbo's Cheesecake Factory playbook to beat a constant pass rush."
Paul Dirac
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I magnified that yellow sheet of paper and it was a shopping list for HEB
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MaroonStain said:

Here is my post from last Saturday at 9:45PM

"Max is 6/15 for 63 yds and sacked 3 times. OL with Foster is yielding to U DL pressure.

There has to be plays in Jimbo's Cheesecake Factory playbook to beat a constant pass rush."


Ha! No Way!
Ag 11
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MaroonStain said:

Here is my post from last Saturday at 9:45PM

"Max is 6/15 for 63 yds and sacked 3 times. OL with Foster is yielding to U DL pressure.

There has to be plays in Jimbo's Cheesecake Factory playbook to beat a constant pass rush."


They stole your joke. Espn reads texags
zgolfz85
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that's actually pretty funny. Being a line cook at CF must be like going to med school. There seriously has to be 350 unique items on that menu
Keeper of The Spirits
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It's a good analogy, lots of people think Cheesecake Factory is good because it has large portions, tons of options, but hides it's ineptness in fat and salt.if they focused on some core dishes it could be really good because the staff could concentrate on those.

Jimbo's offense has many pages like the Cheesecake Factory menus but at the end of the day it's a crappy offense that hides is crappy mess with 4/5 star talent and none understands what dish to serve other than Jimbo
jrgypsum
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As with the menu - always looks better than the food that is served….
SilverTongueDevil
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It wouldn't be a joke or be funny if our offense looked organized and scored 30+! per game.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi
Howdy Dammit
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agmeister said:

Today in the press conference he referenced the "15 play" the Ags were running. Some of you need another hobby,
Unlike us he has won a national championship. So, sit back and relax.

Because this….
gigemags-99
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With a menu that big, nothing is really going to be exceptionally good. Small menu = specialization

I don't mind CF. It's okay, but nothing I'd ever seek out.
Harry Dunne
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Yeah because the recruits well. Which he's doing here.

If he recruits well enough to mitigate his mediocre coaching, IDGAF if his offense is archaic or his cheesecake factory sheets are silly or he looks like he shaved half his face with a disposable razor in a gas station bathroom because his old lady kicked him out of the house on Thursday.

As long as he wins.
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SirDeofWood said:

I think it's funny. Jimbo needs to hear as much of this as possible. Never been a fan of his offense. Need to hire an OC!


Darrell Dickey is the OC.
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Wait am I not supposed to think that's funny? Because I do.
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