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ABATTBQ11
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When I realized the cowboys were in a playoff game, I told my wife they were going to lose. She said she'd heard they'd been playing really well and she thought maybe they'd win. I told her this was the playoffs, so they were guaranteed to choke.

Should have made a bet with her.
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NyAggie said:

hate the cowboys!

so glad the so-called "america's team" lost!




Yeah I think that whole "Americas Team" moniker needs to be reevaluated today. Green Bay and Pittsburgh would like to have a word in that conversation.
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mustang1234 said:

The one thing constant over the last 25 years of the Cowboys....Ownership. He needs to sell th team and move on. The only worse run franchise is the Texans. Both are pitiful.
Cowboy fans are about the only fans in the NFL dumber than Texans fans, because they've been putting up with idiotic ownership for much longer of a time span.

JJ can't be run off, he's made too much money. Even if they found him in a compromising position involving (insert lewd imagery here), he'd still find a way to be running the Boys. He's a lich lord like Al Davis used to be.
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Propane & Accessories said:

My Name Is Judge said:


worst part of the Cowboys losing is definitely Stephen A Smith getting to gloat and be a Jackhole.


Stephen A's an epic jackass, regardless of Cowboys winning/losing.
Every time he opens his mouth I'm hoping for a boot to his face that breaks all his teeth.

Even when I might agree with his point, I still can't stand watching/listening to him.
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Rocagnante said:

NyAggie said:

hate the cowboys!

so glad the so-called "america's team" lost!




Yeah I think that whole "Americas Team" moniker needs to be reevaluated today. Green Bay and Pittsburgh would like to have a word in that conversation.
More like "America's Meme"
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Just Tired
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Rocagnante said:

NyAggie said:

hate the cowboys!

so glad the so-called "america's team" lost!




Yeah I think that whole "Americas Team" moniker needs to be reevaluated today.


i don't know… given the state of the country i don't think the moniker has ever been more accurate.
TxAg76
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Just Tired said:

Rocagnante said:

NyAggie said:

hate the cowboys!

so glad the so-called "america's team" lost!




Yeah I think that whole "Americas Team" moniker needs to be reevaluated today.


i don't know… given the state of the country i don't think the moniker has ever been more accurate.


True. Very similar on the shiitshow scale
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phatty26 said:

They'd be better off if they sell, those idiots got lucky with jimmy and dumb ass Minnesota trade. Now they just suck.

I wouldn't say they got lucky but the trade was a huge part of the 3 Super Bowl wins. As was the drafting of Aikman and Irvin, which occurred prior to all that and mostly prior to the Jones regime. Once the players that had high value from the trade, and others like Aikman and Irvin, got to the back side of their careers, so did the Cowboys' fortunes. At least for that time period.

Jerry Jones is NOT going to sell the team. He's enriched his family beyond belief for generations and his son, and likely grandsons, are waiting for their turn to run things. With all due respect to the Yankees, and Cowboy haters, the Cowboys have a brand that is unmatched in pro sports. They can build (what would now be multi-) billion dollar stadiums financed by taxpayers 15 years beyond even sniffing a title.
My Name Is Judge
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& they choke in the first round every year
ccatag
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The Cowboys very first offensive play of the game was a pass play and incomplete. Right there they were then 2nd and 10 (long) and behind schedule. I knew right then this was going to be a Dak centric game, again, and I knew they were going to lose.

That's the beauty of Jimbo 's game plans. He likes to get ahead of the chains and be on schedule. He strives to control the game and the ball.

The Cowboys have no semblance of a game plan or offensive philosophy. They are a aimless sloppy team and poorly disciplined.

It's enjoyable reading the frustration of Cowboy fans. Ranks right up there with sip football!
screw-tu
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Propane & Accessories said:

My Name Is Judge said:


worst part of the Cowboys losing is definitely Stephen A Smith getting to gloat and be a Jackhole.

When is that stupid MF'er anything but?
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When Jerry Jones took over, it was the beginning of the end. They won some Super Bowls at the beginning of his ownership, IN SPITE OF JERRY, not because of Jerry.
jsdaltxag
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Jimmy Johnson say's Hi!

BeastmodeAg
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Can't stand the cowboys or their fans. Watching that loss and all the tears made my day. "America's team"? LOL
Sterling82
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ccatag said:

The Cowboys very first offensive play of the game was a pass play and incomplete. Right there they were then 2nd and 10 (long) and behind schedule. I knew right then this was going to be a Dak centric game, again, and I knew they were going to lose.

That's the beauty of Jimbo 's game plans. He likes to get ahead of the chains and be on schedule. He strives to control the game and the ball.

The Cowboys have no semblance of a game plan or offensive philosophy. They are a aimless sloppy team and poorly disciplined.

It's enjoyable reading the frustration of Cowboy fans. Ranks right up there with sip football!

The Dak centric game is what bothers me. Dak was great his rookie year because the cowboys established the ground game and threw off of it. That's always been the recipe for their best teams. After his injury, it makes no sense to force him to be the centerpiece of the offense but that's what wonder kid OC seems to want to do. It puts the OL in unfavorable matchups, keeps Dak on his heels in the pocket and they can't establish any offensive rhythm.
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ccatag said:

The Cowboys very first offensive play of the game was a pass play and incomplete. Right there they were then 2nd and 10 (long) and behind schedule. I knew right then this was going to be a Dak centric game, again, and I knew they were going to lose.

That's the beauty of Jimbo 's game plans. He likes to get ahead of the chains and be on schedule. He strives to control the game and the ball.

The Cowboys have no semblance of a game plan or offensive philosophy. They are a aimless sloppy team and poorly disciplined.

It's enjoyable reading the frustration of Cowboy fans. Ranks right up there with sip football!
Kyle Shanahan's offense reminds me of Jimbo Fisher's. Like Jimbo, Shanahan likes to get ahead of the chains, stay on schedule, and control the time of possession to keep the defense well rested. Also, he implements a run-heavy offense to reduce the reliance on quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo's arm to win football games.

I am one of the few Aggies, who is also a 49er fan. It's been a pleasure to brag about the 49ers' 23-17 road win over the Cowboys to Cowboys fans on TexAgs.
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TxAg76 said:

Propane & Accessories said:

My Name Is Judge said:


worst part of the Cowboys losing is definitely Stephen A Smith getting to gloat and be a Jackhole.


Stephen A's an epic jackass, regardless of Cowboys winning/losing.
Every time he opens his mouth I'm hoping for a boot to his face that breaks all his teeth.

Even when I might agree with his point, I still can't stand watching/listening to him.
This!!! He is the most obnoxious, loud-mouthed, rat-faced ba$tard in sports media since the OG blowhard Howard Cosell. And that is saying a lot considering the annoying likes of Skip Bayless, Colin Cowherd, Jim Rome, Jemele Hill, Mina Kines, Cris Collinsworth, Joe Buck, Mike Lupica, Mike Greenberg, Keith Olbermann, and Brent Musberger.
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Team didn't listen to Mr. Go 30 after the last film session.
Especially Davis (and his mom)

https://instagr.am/p/CYR5MrEoTMc
StinkyPinky
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There is honestly no one, and I mean no one that will make me change the channel quicker than when Stephen A shows his face. Absolutely the most annoying human being ever.

Exit: Skip Bayless is the only one that may give him a run for his money.
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HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
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Sterling82 said:

Jones has a talent for paying big bucks for flashes in the pans. Then, apparently they have to play them because of what they're paying them. Prescott is, at best, average. Elliot is the second best RB...on the team. The team makes stupid mistake upon stupid mistake. Being a fan is just below beating your head against a brick wall.
For sure...BCS very similiar to BAS...Dallas needs a coach that really WANTS to win (Like Jimbo but not JImbo) and not just draw a big salary whether he wins or loses, even if it is for only 2 seasons...Honestly, until Geriatric Jones goes on to the JerryWorld in the sky, this team will be the same mediocre stuff...
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WhataMaroon88 said:

I don't know how anyone can watch games with Tony Romo calling them. That dude is so annoying. He talks way too much and I was just waiting for him to say "we" when talking about the Cowboys at any second.
I agree! I loved to watch him play, but gee, he is AWFUL as a commentator. His voice is so annoying...He needs speech lessons from Bill Walton...he is very intelligent and knows the game better than anyone. Why doesn't Jerrah hire Romo as OC???
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mustang1234 said:

The one thing constant over the last 25 years of the Cowboys....Ownership. He needs to sell th team and move on. The only worse run franchise is the Texans. Both are pitiful.


Daniel Snyder calling on line 1.
EliteElectric
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GigEm81 said:

mustang1234 said:

The one thing constant over the last 25 years of the Cowboys....Ownership. He needs to sell th team and move on. The only worse run franchise is the Texans. Both are pitiful.


Daniel Snyder calling on line 1.
Johnson Brothers in the que on line 2
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aTmfan
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I was on vacation in Arizona a few years back talking to a local. When he found out I was from Texas, he asked me what I thought of Jones. I told him I couldn't stand him and have spent decades waiting for him to die or sell before I can root for the Cowboys again. He told me he worked as a guide in Alaska one summer and Jones and some cronies showed up. The trip was12 hours and the group was successful and caught their limit in fish. After returning he got the group squared away, Jones reaches into his pocket and pulls out a huge wad of bills. He takes a minute to rifle through the 100s and pulls out one 20, slaps him on the back and tells him great job.
rsf0626
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cant believe i'm stuck being a fan of this team forever. the curse is real

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terata
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"Jerry is an idiot as a GM"

This.




LB12Diamond
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Can't stand Stephen A Smith. But it's not like he went out on a limb predicting Cowboys would lose.
SpiderM85
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A$$
 
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