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Pole Assassin and the Monkey... Have Been Served

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10:00p, 12/3/21
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Hilarious
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10:01p, 12/3/21
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10:03p, 12/3/21
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Dis gon' be good!
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10:04p, 12/3/21
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Really? So not only did she actually invite the kids back there, she was trying to show them how the monkey does tricks?

Of course it's familiar territory for her since I'm quite sure she's comfortable doing tricks herself
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In reply to dixichkn • 10:05p, 12/3/21
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Yup everything she said was pretty much a lie
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10:05p, 12/3/21
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Child's attorney is an Aggie
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In reply to taylorswift13 • 10:07p, 12/3/21
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taylorswift13 said:
Child's attorney is an Aggie
And a very good one too.
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10:09p, 12/3/21
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Amy Clinkenbeard is a realtor in Austin. I'm sure this helps get her name out there and can't harm her real estate career. Plus she is a ****.
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10:11p, 12/3/21
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Brian Beckhom is a good Ag and former CT.
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10:11p, 12/3/21
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A pole dancer lying????

Noooooooo……impossible!
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In reply to Mr. Black • 10:17p, 12/3/21
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Carrot top HATES tu!
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In reply to dixichkn • 10:18p, 12/3/21
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Really? So not only did she actually invite the kids back there, she was trying to show them how the monkey does tricks?


maybe the kids were making it rain…
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10:25p, 12/3/21
Always vax your monkey
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In reply to Bring n WOOD • 10:25p, 12/3/21
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A pole dancer lying????

Noooooooo……impossible!
Extrapolating a bit here, but are you implying that it's possible that they didn't really like me?
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In reply to agent-maroon • 10:30p, 12/3/21
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agent-maroon said:
Bring n WOOD said:
A pole dancer lying????

Noooooooo……impossible!
Extrapolating a bit here, but are you implying that it's possible that they didn't really like me?


It was never about you….only your greenbacks!!
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10:34p, 12/3/21
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Mess with the monkey, you are gonna get the pole
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In reply to Anchorhold • 10:37p, 12/3/21
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Always vax your monkey
If all the girls told the guys their monkeys were vaxxed, nobody would wear condoms.
Green is the new RED.
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In reply to Just Tired • 10:55p, 12/3/21
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Just Tired said:
dixichkn said:
Really? So not only did she actually invite the kids back there, she was trying to show them how the monkey does tricks?


maybe the kids were making it rain…


Underrated post
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11:05p, 12/3/21
She forgot to mention that the monkey only gives high fives when $5 bills are inserted into G-String.
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11:06p, 12/3/21
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12:04a, 12/4/21
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Brian Beckom is an old CT. Dude was hilarious back then. Cracks me up this is his case!
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In reply to Al Bula • 1:22a, 12/4/21
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Easy, Rod said:
Amy Clinkenbeard is a realtor in Austin. I'm sure this helps get her name out there and can't harm her real estate career. Plus she is a ****.


There are rules in this forum.
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1:26a, 12/4/21
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I can't believe this isn't Buzbee's case.
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3:10a, 12/4/21
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Pro tip - only touch your own monkey
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DP
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In reply to war hymn aggie • 7:11a, 12/4/21
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AO, we need this on a t-shirt.
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7:14a, 12/4/21
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The poor victim's mother…


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In reply to SquareOne07 • 7:44a, 12/4/21
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Dolla dolla bills yall
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In reply to pinche gringo • 7:50a, 12/4/21
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Underrated post.

Deter from Sprockets! Don't expect new Army to understand.
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In reply to agent-maroon • 7:53a, 12/4/21
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agent-maroon said:
Bring n WOOD said:
A pole dancer lying????

Noooooooo……impossible!
Extrapolating a bit here, but are you implying that it's possible that they didn't really like me?
It's part of the job; she said that to everyone else. But she really meant it with you!
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8:08a, 12/4/21
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The road goes on forever and THIS party never ends!
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8:15a, 12/4/21
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Need to put that monkey down for biting a human. It will send the emotionally unstable stripper into a divorced-filled rage of depression....
"Aggies don't lie, cheat, or steal, nor do they tolerate those who do!" - Aggie Code of Honor
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